When he threatens you..

[Gibiin-Udug]

With going to your parents if you refuse to date him, and you know your parents will accept him because you're from the same clan.


Him: Let's go to dinner sometime
Me: I would rather die, eww
Him: bet, I will go to your mom and ask for your hand
Me: please dont, fine, I will go to dinner
Him: maxa saas kudiiday
Me: **looks for rat poison on amazon**


How was your Eid guys?

 

[TekNiKo]

@Gibiin-Udug I thought you were already married to a Puntite man, what happened?

 

[Helios]

If he's going to use your parents to get with you -> he has no game and won't take no for an answer

That's a deadly combo, someone call 911

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Gibiin-Udug I thought you were already married to a Puntite man, what happened?

How's your wife?

 

[TekNiKo]

How's your wife?

Shes doing well, I thought this story was about you so you had an arranged marriage too

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Shes doing well, I thought this story was about you so you had an arranged marriage too

I didn't actually, I'm an independent woman living in the land of free.

 

[Shmurda]

Blackmailing girls that don't wanna be with you

Their energy switches up so quick once you threaten to tell their mama

 

[Ade]

Havent done anyyything

 

[Radical]

This reminds me of a comment I made three years ago

White girls
1st date: coffee
2nd date: kiss
3rd date: sex

Somali girls
1st date fast food (I recommend swimming)
2nd date: Chinese restaurant
3rd date: shopping
4th date: cinema
7th date: hug
10th date: Italian restaurant
16th date: buying her a new phone
18th date: kiss on the cheek
20th date: more shopping
25th date: attempted sex but failed
28th date: she wants a new car
30th date: RAPE

 

[CaliTedesse]

Gibi why did you give up so soon kkkkkk.
Perhaps you do like something about him.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

This reminds me of a comment I made three years ago

Don't flatter yourself Aussie, your comments from last week is irrelevant.


Oooops.

 

[Octavian]

With going to your parents if you refuse to date him, and you know your parents will accept him because you're from the same clan.


Him: Let's go to dinner sometime
Me: I would rather die, eww
Him: bet, I will go to your mom and ask for your hand
Me: please dont, fine, I will go to dinner
Him: maxa saas kudiiday
Me: **looks for rat poison on amazon**


How was your Eid guys?

some people are too fucking weird for this world forced incest

 

[Radical]

Don't flatter yourself Aussie, your comments from last week is irrelevant.


Oooops.

You people need to drop these absurd Aussie claims

Unless you want me to gain that cheap modship, if that's the case then I'll have to come clean

 

[Gambar]

That’s typical Somali guys. If he hasn’t threatened to go to your dad is he even Somali? It’s usually the ciyaal suuq that do this as well.

Too bad my parents are from different clans.

 

[Giftxo]

Wtf do they really do this?

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Gibi why did you give up so soon kkkkkk.
Perhaps you do like something about him.

He took my miskiin personality for granted, soon he will have tainted bariis.

Ooooops

That’s typical Somali guys. If he hasn’t threatened to go to your dad is he even Somali? It’s usually the ciyaal suuq that do this as well.

Too bad my parents are from different clans.

Loooooooooool

That's why guys like @Mckenzie cant threaten to go my parents, but he will threaten to rob me. Smh. Somalis guys ain't shidh.

 

[Odkac WRLD]

I love our culture so much.

 

[CaliTedesse]

He took my miskiin personality for granted, soon he will have tainted bariis.

Ooooops



Loooooooooool

That's why guys like @Mckenzie cant threaten to go my parents, but he will threaten to rob me. Smh. Somalis guys ain't shidh.

I hope for you man doesnt look like Barkhad kkkkkkkk AUDIBILLAHI kkkkk

 

[Gambar]

He took my miskiin personality for granted, soon he will have tainted bariis.

Ooooops



Loooooooooool

That's why guys like @Mckenzie cant threaten to go my parents, but he will threaten to rob me. Smh. Somalis guys ain't shidh.

Somali guys are aggressive, they won’t even divorce you. You can take them out of baadiyo but you can’t take the baadiyo out of them.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I hope for you man doesnt look like Barkhad kkkkkkkk AUDIBILLAHI kkkkk

Barkhad is a Hollywood actor, it's time for you guys to put some respect on his name.