What qualifies somebody to be Somali?

[ethan bradberry]

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if 100% of Somalis are Muslim that must mean that atheist aren't Somali.

But how about Somalis who lived before Islam?

 

[DrippinglyWet]

But how about Somalis who lives before Islam?

But we wuz arabs ?

 

[ethan bradberry]

But we wuz arabs ?

WE WUZ BANU HASHIM!!

 

[ItsHanna]

is that supposed to be another european slang I am not supposed to understand?

You in your feelings nigga

 

[MadNomad]

Nigga please

I guess Somalis popped into existence post Islam

 

[Prince Abubu]

I guess Somalis popped into existence post Islam

We jumped out of the Kaaba like "What's up, es?!"

 

[Gambar]

is that supposed to be another european slang I am not supposed to understand?

Kharaar aa ku haayo nooh.

 

[Coulombs law]

This is the comment I was waiting for.

But he's right, no somali father = No qabil which means you are a mixed or some random other abomination..

You can't claim you are an ethnic somali without the father..

Therefore wallow in despair..

 

[Zayd]

Stupid question, how could you qualify for something that you was born as?

It's like saying what qualifies someone to be human when they are already are...

Niyo nacasadan caqli xuma.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Be Sunni Muslim
Ethnically Somali
Know how to speak atleast 10 full sentences in Afsomali
Be from a well known qabiil (preferably MJ or Darood)
Have a white person dipped chocolate or caramel features (NO Bantu features)
Have curly hair
Do not be hairy
You've to love shaah Somali
Your motto have to be Cadaanka iska ilaali
Always think you're the smartest person in the room
Represtent your qabiil in every aspect of your life.
Know your lineage
Never back down from an argument
Either have fucked up teeth or perfect teeth, there's no inbetween.
Always big up your tuulo, and slap whoever disagrees.
Tell your non-Somali friends you originate from royal family in Africa.
Never ever ever claim to be black!

 

[Lord Flacko]

But how about Somalis who lived before Islam?

They weren't Somali.


Somali starts with your abtirsi and it coincidentally starts with when we became Muslim

 

[Apollo]

Must cluster with Somalis on a genetic analysis.

All other requirements are bullshit.

 

[supz]

to be somali you must have : 1. a 20 cm forehead, okay bring out your rulers kids .2. you must have a body like precious from LOTR. 3. an overbite. 4. deep hate for your somali brethren for no reason. voila.

 

[EternalLightX]

Be ethnically Somali.
Be a Muslim.

Being a Muslim doesn't make you a Somali what a preposterous theory, it's in fact genetics and the traits you carry from both your parents as well as your ancestors, Islam arrived into Somalia 1400 years ago, are you disproving our ancestors before Islam as non Somalis? Your unbelievably stupid lol, mr ISIS man go back to you cave.

 

[Cambuulo Tonight]

Your father MUST be somali.

 

[Striker]

To be Somali you just need to speak Somali .

Simple

 

[Mohamud]

judging from some of these forums i'm beginning to think you need at least one mental disorder to qualify

 

[Hilaac]

The biggest myth is Somali father = Somali. If both of your parents are Somali, then you are Somali. If one is non-somali you are mixed, moreso culturally if the father is Somali.

 

[random12345]

Apparently being born in Somalia to Somali parents isn't enough.

Qabiil and Islam. Lacking Islam is the definite deal breaker though.

 

[DrippinglyWet]

Being a Muslim doesn't make you a Somali what a preposterous theory, it's in fact genetics and the traits you carry from both your parents as well as your ancestors, Islam arrived into Somalia 1400 years ago, are you disproving our ancestors before Islam as non Somalis? Your unbelievably stupid lol, mr ISIS man go back to you cave.

The modern day somali is a product of islam, look at the Balkan where they are all of the same breed but their religion shapes their ethnicall identity.
Are you an atheist or muslim ? Just wanna know aabayo