What is on your mind right now?

It’s obvious.

Its such a perfect image of what’s wrong, and captures almost everything. The only positive thing, the only hope in that image, is his ability to read.

 

Somali community will assimilate in the west in 60 years top.

 

I peed myself in my sleep! I woke up and couldn’t believe it. Never had that happened to me in my life. I was a quick train as a kid too.

I thought, “WTF...was it due to a dream? Stress? Diet? It’s been interesting times, what has changed?”.

I frantically tried to remember if I dreamt about peeing, but I couldn’t conjure my dreams AT ALL.

The day leading up to that fateful night, I took a larger than usual dose of l-theanine, which I rarely take anyway, ironically bc it’s an adaptogen, so my stress levels which I know are peak recently, could be managed. Could be they worked a little to well and relaxed my bladder while it was at it lol. Still shocked, for sure.

 

I slept a full 12 hours recently

 

I had impact on my abdomen this summer from a wreck, but I came out of it practically unscathed.

My first thought when I woke up in a puddle of my own making was that I’d sweated profusely, but it wasn’t sweat (I’ve been having dreams about not having survived it, etc).

2nd thought was maybe something’s fucked up after all and something’s wrong with my external sphincter (muscle that you control voluntarily to pee), but it’s held up all day so far.

Crazy shit.

3rd thing I did was tell everyone I know lol, including someone who was coming over to go running with me in the morning. I took the gamble I’d lose it in plain sight on the road in running shorts.

 

sbx. Get ur shit checked out. I doubt this could be caused by something minor like a diet change...prob a muscle or organ malfunctioning. I never had this type of prob before so I have no clue but if u see changes to ur body functionality that could be syptomes (including the puddle making) then def see a doc. The earlier the better.

 

You can boil water in a paper cup over an open flame.

 

Nice.

Some random crazy Somali guy asks me am I Sudani or Somali .

Proceeds to make me miss my bus and gulits me into giving him money.

Then shakes my hand and as he's walking out I see him literally stick his hand into his futo.

Now I'm gonna break my fast late due to missing my bus and will not be able to wash my hand until I get home.

Why me.

 

Slavic melancholy.

 

Why do all Halimos have similar voices? But in Somali you don't see this voice overlap?

As a member of reer Hennessy I have noticed this all over the great white North. There is like 3 voice types and they all fit into it.

1.) Soft spoken but identifiably different from non-somali

2.) Raspy from inhaling Shisha for 10 years

3.) Loud af all the time but still sounds different than non-somali.

How can I identify a halimo in the subway just from listening to her voice?

 

I have so much job interviews scheduled. Its difficult getting them in with some time to prepare in between. For one job though-- The HR guy is Somali. I emailed him about my availability and this faraax emails me this morning asking for an interview @ noon today. I already have another interview at 3:00 that I need to prepare for.

I need atleast 24 hrs to prepare wtf.

I hit him with a reschedule email.

Employers need to learn that we don't revolve around their schedule.

 

what if i had never done that

 

Done what? are you responding to me?

 

Nope walaal...i was sorry about a wrong decision i had taken

 

There are many people on here that are clearly not somali. Why be on a website that isnt catered to you?

 

Most are Somali but pretending otherwise.