Always Lit
Everybody lies, which ones are tolerable??
@sophisticate the samaroon part it just ridiculous. You guys are already a minority. But ayyy do as u want.
What are you looking for in a partner?
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Girl.... Just say you want to remain singleSamaroon (zero relation) for political and ideological reasons and for inheritance concerns. My womb must be kept in the tol.
Diaspora born
Honest
32-36 y/o (my age and older)
6'0-6'4
Similar level of religiousity
Advanced Degree
Well-spoken and avid reader
An unconventional/beautiful mind
A sharp nose, good jaw, caramel to reddish brown with curly to wavy hair.
Athletic prowess and health conscious
Never married
Stable two-parent family
Tight knit with parents and siblings
Humble
Emotionally balanced
Respects women
Good father potential
Monogamous
Empathetic
Witty
Ambitious
Enterprising
Appreciates my ingenuity
Growth mindset
Not clingy but not ambivalent
Conversationally dexterous
Has a life of his own, interests, hobbies
Believes in lifelong commitments
Likes to write (or some sort of creative outlet)
Hasn't fornicated/never dated ajnabis
No buuq/no drama
Exceptional banter (that's tame)
Self-awareness and judicious in using critical feedback that facilitate growth
Self-accepting
Easy to talk to/confide in - trusthworthy
Generous spirit - loves all people but has a trusted few to call upon.
Zealous in his passions with an enthusiasm and charm that's contagious
A nouveau Somali - traditional in some respects but en vogue in others
Totally infatuated with me and forgets other women exist but not in that psychotic pillow smothering way or bromide in your coffee if a male compliments me, kinda way.
Male me!
I have. Thank you walaal. That means a lot. I have always trolled on these posts before so I figured I would answer honestly this time.
I've talked to them before and they aren't a minority just because you haven't met them.
I have my reasons sis and if everyone else has their preference let me have and speak up about mine.Always Lit
Everybody lies, which ones are tolerable??
who the f*ck u calling sis Nayaa?I've talked to them before.
Ohhhh so this is a description of an actual specimenWhy? I've met him before.
Always Lit
Everybody lies, which ones are tolerable??
LIAR!My bad.Thought you were one for a second.
@sophisticate we call your kind a guumeys in the blessed land.
Ohhhh so this is a description of an actual specimen
Yes; and it can happen again, sis. I generally meet nimaan when I'm running away from commitment.
No really I mistook you for @SliverL for 1 second because you have mysterious Dps. Honest truth.
What are you talking about? 
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-She has to be fun,
-She cannot be a hardcore feminist,
-She has to love her family,
-She has to be confident in herself,
-No too short, at least she has to be 1m66 or 1m70. Since i'm 1m81,
-She has to be an atheist,
-She has to be from the Horn of Africa but i can accept any woman that is attractive to me.
-She cannot be a hardcore feminist,
-She has to love her family,
-She has to be confident in herself,
-No too short, at least she has to be 1m66 or 1m70. Since i'm 1m81,
-She has to be an atheist,
-She has to be from the Horn of Africa but i can accept any woman that is attractive to me.
Said by a broke and likely unattractive man.
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And alhamudulillah i am not a guumeys.Said by a broke and likely unattractive man.
Masha Allah good for youAnd Alx, I'm not broke or ugly.
Thanks, my old world geeljire friend.
Good for you, too. All I ask is you try to take better care of yourself in the future. Excessive calool fat can be challenging to carry with weak knees and atrophied calves. It's also a precursor to heart disease.
Don't let this be your fate.
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