What are you looking for in a partner?

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@AussieHustler we don’t have your list yet sir

Let me guess

Australian Becky who likes dogs and has a vagina

We know you faraxs have low standards when it comes to white women

@Knowles

First time I met my grandpa, he asked me why I wasn't married, I told him, I haven't found Ms Right and he said, you haven't met a Somali girl who insulted you for no reason, I said yeah, half of Bosaaso girls think I'm weird and made snide comments in front of me. Then he said, not those, but others like you (diaspora he meant), just say it girl.
 
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That sounds demanding. By culinary excellence... do you mean scraping off the burnt bits? :farmajoyaab: Also, what advantage does 'a fatty' aka swollen bottom provide besides being a floatation device?
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It provides cushioning for when you do the bum bum
 
well no, I have a somali friend who is a athiest in my college lol

@Scrollery

Few "hell dwellers" of us here because most women will be there. I met many young secular Somalis in Australia, but they can't openly say it. It's considered against Islam. What is your defence? Would be nice if you start a thread based on that kind of topic.
 

Jake from State Farm

We pro xalimo all 2019
Samaroon (zero relation) for political and ideological reasons and for inheritance concerns. My womb must be kept in the tol.
Diaspora born
Honest
32-36 y/o (my age and older)
6'0-6'4
Similar level of religiousity
Advanced Degree
Well-spoken and avid reader
An unconventional/beautiful mind
A sharp nose, good jaw, caramel to reddish brown with curly to wavy hair.
Athletic prowess and health conscious
Never married
Stable two-parent family
Tight knit with parents and siblings
Humble
Emotionally balanced
Respects women
Good father potential
Monogamous
Empathetic
Witty
Ambitious
Enterprising
Appreciates my ingenuity
Growth mindset
Not clingy but not ambivalent
Conversationally dexterous
Has a life of his own, interests, hobbies
Believes in lifelong commitments
Likes to write (or some sort of creative outlet)
Hasn't fornicated/never dated ajnabis
No buuq/no drama
Exceptional banter (that's tame)
Self-awareness and judicious in using critical feedback that facilitate growth
Self-accepting
Easy to talk to/confide in - trusthworthy
Generous spirit - loves all people but has a trusted few to call upon.
Zealous in his passions with an enthusiasm and charm that's contagious
A nouveau Somali - traditional in some respects but en vogue in others
Totally infatuated with me and forgets other women exist but not in that psychotic pillow smothering way or bromide in your coffee if a male compliments me, kinda way.

:mybusiness: Male me!
I don’t know why this got 6 funny ratings.

Its attainable.

You even said you met people who fit all these categories
 

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~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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I don’t know why this got 6 funny ratings.

Its attainable.

You even said you met people who fit all these categories

Thanks Jerome!

Besides the height. I pretty much described myself which is within reason. It might not be common but certainly not a unicorn. And I think like attracts like.
 
but who here dated before cuz I did (my relationship of my ex was 7 months)
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@AussieHustler if all it took was to insult you for no reason then that would have qualified 99% Of this forum. I’m used to having men on their knees begging to be subservient towards me, what really counts is how many attributes on my list do you tick off, the .34 facial symmetry is non-negotiable. I will also need a picture of your hairline to examine.
 
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