What are some turn offs for your future spouse?

[OmarLittle]

and inshallah you never get married.

To honest with you, I doubt I will ever find my ideal Somali chick. I'm looking for a unicorn.

She probably lives in Norway right now, working on an oil rig

 

[OmarLittle]

Usually I don't find a woman that is as smart as me and the ones that are smart calcaal too much
I will marry a woman that is as dumb as a brick

Yup and have her be a housewife, and don't let her out, other than for EID days

 

[government]

Yup and have her be a housewife, and don't let her out, other than for EID days

That's exactly my plan, cousin.

 

[arawelo 2.0]

May Allah protect me from @sahersi

queen arawelo is already here

 

[merka]

queen arawelo is already here

No worries. I've come prepared :siilaanyosmile:

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[Ferrari]

Damn Americans are dumb

Why do they enjoy shooting themselves in the foot so much?? It's like all those poor cadaan ppl exclusively voting republican and then they end up getting fucked over by their policies

waa lo'o caadi ah.

 

[arawelo 2.0]

No worries. I've come prepared :siilaanyosmile:

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kkkkkkkkkkkkk did you actually search for that lmfaoooo

 

[merka]

kkkkkkkkkkkkk did you actually search for that lmfaoooo

Ngl it was a risky search but luckily I made it out unscathed

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Broke
Broke
Balding or receding hairline
Fat or out of shape.
Broke
Non-MJ
Crusty lips
Uneducated
Non-MJ
Fucked up teeth
Under 6'3
Hawiye
Complains about things
Doesn't have money in the bank
Rafaad
Unhygienic
Habar jeclo

 

[arawelo 2.0]

Broke
Broke
Balding or receding hairline
Fat or out of shape.
Broke
Non-MJ
Crusty lips
Uneducated
Non-MJ
Fucked up teeth
Under 6'3
Hawiye
Complains about things
Doesn't have money in the bank
Rafaad
Unhygienic
Habar jeclo

nayaa leave my habar alone

 

[Gambar]

Broke
Broke
Balding or receding hairline
Fat or out of shape.
Broke
Non-MJ
Crusty lips
Uneducated
Non-MJ
Fucked up teeth
Under 6'3
Hawiye
Complains about things
Doesn't have money in the bank
Rafaad
Unhygienic
Habar jeclo

Habar Jeclo, Hawiye, and non MJ :siilaanyolaugh:

 

[waraabe]

Beauty is a turn off


I want the ugliest in the place

 

[Arman]

Beauty is a turn off


I want the ugliest in the place

you have that "put a bag on her head" fetish, don't you?

 

[DuctTape]

Sexist
Unhygienic
Under 6ft
Hairly

So basically Arabs

 

[ItsHanna]

So basically Arabs

It was intentional

 

[waraabe]

It was intentional

You need a good slap

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[XawoTako]

What are things when you see someone you're physically attracted to, but find out or see somethings that turn you off forever from the person?

Please keep it civil, this is a serious thread. Thank you!

Smoking, listens to music, shaves beard.

 

[arawelo 2.0]

smelly- weird smells give me a headache

ugly mouth area- I don't know why but I hate crooked/big teeth

controlling- if he ever demands anything of me, we are done. ask nicely and I will pretty much do anything but get rude and I will go out of my way to be extra petty.

 

[waraabe]

smelly- weird smells give me a headache

ugly mouth area- I don't know why but I hate crooked/big teeth

controlling- if he ever demands anything of me, we are done. ask nicely and I will pretty much do anything but get rude and I will go out of my way to be extra petty.

What do you offer in return

 

[arawelo 2.0]

What do you offer in return

my company