What are some turn offs for your future spouse?

[Tramo]

>no soap was used

red rose, white ceiling

tell me why this guy sounds like patrice o'neal when he's irate doe

no soap was used

'I chat witcho dumbass'

he kinda does still

 

[Leo]

Gabdhaahu o ka xanaaqo waxa macno lahayn ama sabab la’aan u xanaaqa. All positivity over here.

 

[dhegdheer]

Sexist dudes makes me drier than the Sahara

I had Asthma in mind when I wrote that.

I thought you were going to bring up some chronic disease, asthma is nothing

 

[Somali Legend]

Futo Weyne

Naaso Weyne

I just want a Thick Naag

 

[DuctTape]

That was a joke.

Sure it was

 

[dhegdheer]

>no soap was used

red rose, white ceiling

tell me why this guy sounds like patrice o'neal when he's irate doe

*Red rose, white ribbons

 

[Arman]

Sexist dudes makes me drier than the Sahara


I thought you were going to bring up some chronic disease, asthma is nothing

Obviously those are included too. All medical conditions suck.

 

[Tramo]

Sexist dudes makes me drier than the Sahara


I thought you were going to bring up some chronic disease, asthma is nothing

say walahi ur feminism affects ur sexuality

 

[dhegdheer]

say walahi ur feminism affects ur sexuality

Imagine having sex with a redpiller, I think I'd kill myself

 

[Tramo]

Imagine having sex with a redpiller, I think I'd kill myself

nigga will be like

"intro"

"body"

"conclusion"

while hitting it

 

[Arman]

Sure it was

You're free to believe whatever you want, just don't slander me.

 

[Zayd]

If see her belching or passing wind, that will warrant a divorce.

 

[OmarLittle]

say walahi ur feminism affects ur sexuality

Feminism does affect my sexuality

Imagine sticking your dhagx into this thing:

 

[merka]

say walahi ur feminism affects ur sexuality

@dhegdheer's husband during their wedding night...

"I know that we're married and now in a hotel room together but as a male feminist I believe it would be wrong of me to not ask for your permission before I go balls deep into you."

Spoiler: Dhegdheer's reaction

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[Zayd]

Xalimos be putting height limits but shout ceeb when we tell them lose weight. #5"10 crew.

Get in shape before giving out criteria,

 

[dhegdheer]

@dhegdheer's husband during their wedding night...

"I know that we're married and now in a hotel room together but as a male feminist I believe it would be wrong of me to not ask for your permission before I go balls deep into you."

Spoiler: Dhegdheer's reaction

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I hope u marry arawelo type xalimo

What's wrong with asking for permission

 

[merka]

I hope u marry arawelo type xalimo

May Allah protect me from @sahersi

 

[Zayd]

I hope u marry arawelo type xalimo

What's wrong with asking for permission

Words don't matter, body language says it all, see the signs of approval in her mannerisms on the first night, then go right in until she waddles like a penguin the next day.

 

[Mohamud]

May Allah protect me from @sahersi

amiin

 

[Codeine]

Genuinely unkind women. I can't even tolerate their presence.