What’s your most embarrassing childhood memory?

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Merchant of Mogadishu

From Pella to Pattala, then back to Babylon
I was in year 8, it was a horrible day as my stomach was in pain, I knew a terrible thing would happen because of this. I somehow survived the school day without puking, but once I reached the bus stop my belly could not take it anymore. I vomited everywhere. The bus came just as I finished and cleaned myself up, but I was in a stench and to this day I not only regret coming to school but I also feel sorry for the passengers who had to bear the smell.
 

bigdogg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFHx3eFddA8
I was at an event with my mom she gave me around 10pounds to spend on shit and while she was speaking to some mothers in the next room she called to me and ........

I shouted out "hey everybody I left ten pounds here nobody touch it" and you can already guess wtf happened but the thing that pissed me off was these were Somali families that were friends with my mom and that's why I don't trust no s from now on
 
Back in Year 8 I was walking to the toilet past a line that was full of older Year 11 students.
I was desperate for a shit; I had eaten enough curry to feed an army earlier that day so I was understandably walking quite quickly. Unfortunately I chose that time to trip over my own feet (I was and still am very clumsy), fell over flat on my stomach, and about 2 seconds later let out a loud as f*ck, ass-rumbling fart. I was laughed at by the 6 or 7 or so students who had heard me, and I had no choice but to get up and hurry even faster to the toilet, pretending not to hear them. Unfortunately I had to leave the toilet and walk back past them to get to my classroom, and by then someone had spread the fact that I farted to the rest of the queue, so they were all pointing and laughing and calling shit out to me.
To this day I feel shame. I wanted to die :mjcry:

I was in year 8, it was a horrible day as my stomach was in pain, I knew a terrible thing would happen because of this. I somehow survived the school day without puking, but once I reached the bus stop my belly could not take it anymore. I vomited everywhere. The bus came just as I finished and cleaned myself up, but I was in a stench and to this day I not only regret coming to school but I also feel sorry for the passengers who had to bear the smell.
Lol
Is year 8 the unlucky school year
@DuctTape those are some immature year 11’s just forget about those shithead, but wow curry for school lunch amazing.@Merchant of Mogadishu, you know now to stay at home when you’re sick. Did you vomit on seats or on the floor?
 
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I have a toilet story too. Accidentally went into the men's toilets. I somehow didn't see the urinals and walked past to the mirrors which was further back. A few minutes later someone walks in to do their business. I'm wondering why does it sound like they're peeing so loud and so close? Once the sound stops I hear the footsteps coming near to where I am to wash their hands. I look up and it turns to be my teacher
:snoop::snoop::snoop:
awwww
Kkk
Did the teacher react, what did he say?
 
I was at an event with my mom she gave me around 10pounds to spend on shit and while she was speaking to some mothers in the next room she called to me and ........

I shouted out "hey everybody I left ten pounds here nobody touch it" and you can already guess wtf happened but the thing that pissed me off was these were Somali families that were friends with my mom and that's why I don't trust no s from now on
Trust me am a
And I won’t steal £10 from you
Instead I’ll just nick your entire bank balance kkk.
But those are some mean kids
Did you find out who it was
 

Merchant of Mogadishu

From Pella to Pattala, then back to Babylon
Lol
Is there some sort of year 8 bad luck.
@DuctTape those are some immature year 11’s just forget about those shithead, but wow curry for school lunch amazing.@Merchant of Mogadishu, you know now to stay at home when you’re sick. Did you vomit on seats or on the floor?

On the floor, there were no seats at the bus stop.
 
awwww
Kkk
Did the teacher react, what did he say?

I don't want to re-live the memory looool. But he's jaw dropped and he yelled: 'This is the LADS toilet! What on earth are you doing in here?!' I told him it was a mistake and just bagged it out of there. He never mentioned the incident again after that, thank god :wowsweat:
 

bigdogg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFHx3eFddA8
Trust me am a
And I won’t steal £10 from you
Instead I’ll just nick your entire bank balance kkk.
But those are some mean kids
Did you find out who it was
Nah it still pisses me off ten years later hahaha the person mixed in with the crowds of people and ran away
 
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