Weird dream featuring sspot members

[astorecalledkmart]

People flirting on this forum bisinka, imagine turning out to be relatives or even worse, ugly

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The sad thing is that the possibility of being remotely related is quite high with everyone on here. At some point, all of us probably had a common ancestor - the million dollar question is, how long ago lol

With respect to being ugly, I'll have you know that my Hooya tells me that I'm very handsome MashaAllah and that one day beautiful Somali girls will flock to me if I ever leave her and Abo's basement

 

[AussieHustler]

What , shining guard? Random dudes?

You're corny

@IftiinOfLife

I had in mind @Lum, maybe upgrade to @Inquisitive_ , what do you reckon?

@Kanini

Don’t be a typical Halima who prays for Osman and when her prayers come true, she says, I made a mistake and meant for Nuur and loses both.

 

[astorecalledkmart]

@Kanini

Yep and if you question it or mention foreheads, your membership of the Somali ethnicity will be suspended and declared a self hater. Remember:

99% of Farahs are:

Over 6’3”

athletic built.

graduates

Pick and chose women like lollipops

Most successful Cushites

don’t say anything else

MashaAllah sxb now you're getting the hang of it!

 

[IftiinOfLife]

@IftiinOfLife

I had in mind @Lum, maybe upgrade to @Inquisitive_ , what do you reckon?

I will never marry a broke somali man

, wallahi id rather die

 

[Kanini]

The sad thing is that the possibility of being remotely related is quite high with everyone on here. At some point, all of us probably had a common ancestor - the million dollar question is, how long ago lol

With respect to being ugly, I'll have you know that my Hooya tells me that I'm very handsome MashaAllah and that one day beautiful Somali girls will flock to me if I ever leave her and Abo's basement

At least I ain't weird for thinking it then

At least you've got one supporter for your looks

 

[Kanini]

@IftiinOfLife

I had in mind @Lum, maybe upgrade to @Inquisitive_ , what do you reckon?

@Kanini

Don’t be a typical Halima who prays for Osman and when her prayers come true, she says, I made a mistake and meant for Nuur and loses both.

Commitment to an online relationship?

 

[astorecalledkmart]

At least I ain't weird for thinking it then

At least you've got one supporter for your looks

Yeah, ngl I definitely went through a phase as a kid when I thought that all Somalis were actually related as every lady was eedo and every man was adheer, and thus kinda thought Somali marriage was weird af for a while because I don't believe in cousin marriage lol

 

[bluebird]

I really make a big enough impression to appear in dreams. Get like me

Also, I don't think i've ever interacted with @YourBroMoe


Giving matchmaking another go I see

lol I don’t think we ever interacted either. Your dp must have somehow got burned into my mind same with his lol. And my mind created a random scenario out of it

 

[Kanini]

lol I don’t think we ever interacted either. Your dp must have somehow got burned into my mind same with his lol. And my mind created a random scenario out of it

You're very nice nevertheless, so thanks for dreaming about me abaayo

Ps: I wouldn't go for men who are already married

 

[bluebird]

Why Dream about people who don't care about you

Do you think I control my dreams

 

[Kanini]

Yeah, ngl I definitely went through a phase as a kid when I thought that all Somalis were actually related as every lady was eedo and every man was adheer, and thus kinda though Somali marriage was weird af for a while because I don't believe in cousin marriage lol

Me neither but I don't hate on it too. Also, I tend to feel more relieved tbh, my family are scattered so I don't have to worry about 1st/2nd/3rd cousins everywhere

 

[NotMyL]

I know if I ever do dream about anyone here it’s going to be @Basra I just know it

 

[Basra]

I know if I ever do dream about anyone here it’s going to be @Basra I just know it

Please dont. I will bribe u

 

[NotMyL]

Please dont. I will bribe u

Qumaayo I should be bribing you to not show up in my dream we can’t even call it a dream it would be more like a nightmare.

 

[Basra]

Qumaayo I should be bribing you to not show up in my dream we can’t even call it a dream it would be more like a nightmare.

If i appear as a nightmare it will have to be i am a Jiini with humongous body power!

 

[AussieHustler]

I know if I ever do dream about anyone here it’s going to be @Basra I just know it

@NotMyL

Will you dream about @Basra falling from the sky and NASA warning about an asteroid hitting earth. Macbuudka.

 

[AussieHustler]

I will never marry a broke somali man

, wallahi id rather die

@IftiinOfLife

Walaal, don’t listen to @Knowles and this is coming from the only certified male feminist on Somalispot. Sister @Knowles requires detoxification of Farah hatred.

 

[IftiinOfLife]

@IftiinOfLife

Walaal, don’t listen to @Knowles and this is coming from the only certified male feminist on Somalispot. Sister @Knowles requires detoxification of Farah hatred.

@Knowles never lied to me, i believe her.

 

[AussieHustler]

@Knowles never lied to me, i believe her.

Houston, we got a major problem. While we were silent, General @Knowles has been conducting luuq brainwashing. If you can’t beat them, join them. Tell your guru that I said hi.

 

[AussieHustler]

Yeah, ngl I definitely went through a phase as a kid when I thought that all Somalis were actually related as every lady was eedo and every man was adheer, and thus kinda thought Somali marriage was weird af for a while because I don't believe in cousin marriage lol

@Kanini

Did you hire @astorecalledkmart for maximum publicity or is the brother infatuated with you and became your dirac hanger? The brother won’t let you go.

That was jokes but seriously, Sometimes, the sophistry of you Halimas blows my mind, while most guys here didn’t grow out of puberty and are still stuck with Madows and Halima stories. May every Somali family breed more of you.