WAIT A MINUTE......... WOULD XALIMO COOK BARIS FOR FARAX ONCE A WEEK ?

[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

I would love to cook baris and basto for my kids and I

The man will have to order a take out

What if he’s not Somali

 

[Younes Osman]

LOL , colgate toothpaste finally paid off

 

[astorecalledkmart]

I'm a proud keyboard warrior, I wouldn't say most of the things I say here, in real life

Looool MashaAllah

I act like this online

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But in real life I'm more like this

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[Younes Osman]

I would love to cook baris and basto for my kids and I

The man will have to order a take out

takeaway is not healthy

 

[Samaalic Era]

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I would love to cook baris and basto for my kids and I

The man will have to order a take out

That is injustice, you should make him cook and then make him order a takeout

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Ofcourse I will, if he's into spiced porridge.

 

[Muji]

takeaway is not healthy

Lol

Walal when a farax sees you breaking your back for him, cooking and cleaning, That’s when he thinks he has a firm grip on you. It’s best to keep him on his toes. Make him canjeero whilst he is in bed then throw it In his face whilst it’s still hot.

 

[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

@astorecalledkmart you're the nicest on here, I’d actually marry you but I don’t think you can handle me, you’d run away on the wedding day

 

[NotMyL]

introverted is also whether you like socialising and being alone is where you get to refuel, you don’t strike me as that person

Well, I make plans to hang out with friends 3 weeks ahead of time thinking I will be in the mood and when the time comes, this is me

 

[Muji]

@astorecalledkmart you're the nicest on here, I’d actually marry you but I don’t think you can handle me, you’d run away on the wedding day

Loool that’s how I feel.

I’d like to marry @astorecalledkmart and hire @Jaydaan as our driver

 

[Muji]

Well, I make plans to hang out with friends 3 weeks ahead of time thinking I will be in the mood and when the time comes, this is me
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That’s always me

Me when they cancel on me

 

[astorecalledkmart]

@astorecalledkmart you're the nicest on here, I’d actually marry you but I don’t think you can handle me, you’d run away on the wedding day

That is very nice of you to say, but you'd run away when you saw my face

I said I was like this in real life

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[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

Loool that’s how I feel.

I’d like to marry @astorecalledkmart and hire @Jaydaan as our driver

I love my brummie brother Jaydaan but I’d invite him to the wedding and he can have free food instead of hiring him as my driver and dying on my wedding day subxanallah

 

[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

That is very nice of you to say, but you'd run away when you saw my face

I said I was like this in real life

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sloths are cute
I’m already planning to co-wife with @Knowles

 

[Muji]

I love my brummie brother Jaydaan but I’d invite him to the wedding and he can have free food instead of hiring him as my driver and dying on my wedding day subxanallah

Lol I wouldn’t trust @Jaydaan aa my driver. Even if he was in the back seat he would still manage to crash the car. @AussieHustler would be drinking behind the wheel and @mrlog would steal the car. I guess @astorecalledkmart would drive us whilst I fed him grapes from my hands.

 

[Muji]

sloths are cute
I’m already planning to co-wife with @Knowles

It’s a deal.

 

[beenleey]

Other than the blasphemous stuff, what else do you say that you cant say in public

Around my parents, I have to hate gay people, my parents get angry when I say they deserve basic rights.
Btw I have lots of non-muslims friends and I don't live at home so I could have gone ayan hersi by now. However, I'd never say anything blasphemous to my gaal born friends. I think only Muslims and ex-Muslims should criticize/debate Islam. I'm essentially part of the 'Islam iz peas' group irl. No way am I gonna be used by right-wingers so they can hate my 99% Muslim community/family.
Same with anything anti-somali I say here as well!!

 

[Umm-al-Dhegdheeriyaa]

If you invite @mrlog I’m crashing that car myself, he’s probably going to attack our dearest @astorecalledkmart out of jealousy

 

[NotMyL]

That’s always me

Me when they cancel on me

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Ahh I live for those moments, I swear I used to be more social maybe I’m getting old lol I look forward to going home and getting in comfy pjs more than anything else.

 

[Muji]

Ahh I live for those moments, I swear I used to be more social maybe I’m getting old lol I look forward to going home and getting in comfy pjs more than anything else.

Me too

I’m an extrovert in the summer but in the winter I want to hide away so I usually have to ghost people during the winter which is not nice