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  1. Arbe QalanjLa'aan

    Arbe QalanjLa'aan

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    Y'all got any questions for ur wedding night, such as where to put it? :lolbron:
     
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    :camby: ain't nobody that slow.
     
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  3. Arbe QalanjLa'aan

    Arbe QalanjLa'aan

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    Gentlemen, lemme give some unasked for personal advice. Ur first time is not gonna live up to ur expectation, the reason why follows. We're all circumsized, and ur dick has had roughly 20 years to chafe and grow tough from rubbing against ur jeans/whity tighties. Ur shit is rough and calloused compared ti the original, take a foray into Google Images if u don't believe me. Fortunately you can buy a chafe protector such as found here http://manhood.mb.ca to wear when u're playing ball, running or just walking around alot


    Head will become enjoyable, and u won't be tempted to go ham on that punani just to feel some sensation. Be gentle and may the force be with you. :ahh::denzelnigga::shaq:
     
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    OmarLittle Not your typical Farah

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  5. Arbe QalanjLa'aan

    Arbe QalanjLa'aan

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    I'm doing a public service nigg:drakelaugh:a
     
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  6. VixR

    VixR Veritas

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    Hmm, makes sense in theory.

    @LoveandLight Come see this. It might be of use in your campaigns.
     
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    how do you break the ice, i imagine that it's gonna be very awkward.
     
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    Galaeri USC | Ururka Bililiqada iyo Kufsiga

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    What kind of cheap undies do you wear? :dead: are they made from denim or something?
     
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  9. Galaeri

    Galaeri USC | Ururka Bililiqada iyo Kufsiga

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    Are asking if giving head will make you loose your virginity :wtf:

    I know your trolling laakin caadi iska dhig nin yahow.
     
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    LoveandLight LoveandLight the Liberator

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    Thank you. I'm very much aware of this and I have discussed this at length on another website.

    The mutilated penis is a severely damaged organ and will NEVER function as God intended. Gentlemen, don't inflict this generational trauma on your sons! Ladies, better wake up and protect your sons! This INHUMANITY affects women too!


    How Male Circumcision Harms Women


    http://www.circumcision.org/harmswomen.htm



    If anyone wants to see what a healthy penis is supposed to look like compared to a damaged penis, then view the video in the first post of my Infant Genital Mutilation thread.


    http://www.somalispot.com/threads/infant-genital-mutilation.11796/
     
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    what happened to you,dont worry i take the experiences of victims seriously,explain in pm if you need to ,you seem like you had an awful experience with circumcision .
     
  12. Arbe QalanjLa'aan

    Arbe QalanjLa'aan

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    U're not gonna get anywhere telling ppl their dicks are fucked up :camby:
     
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  14. Arbe QalanjLa'aan

    Arbe QalanjLa'aan

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    What I usually do is engage is some meaningless convo to keep it casual while initiating physical contact, first holding her hand then building off that to kissing maybe the back of her hand, then a little bit later on the cheek and so on. Slowly but surely escalate physically while blathering on about something :drakekidding:, if you're the girl wait for the guy to do something, if he won't make a move, then grab his hand to give him some reassurance, if he's still not doing anything then annul the marriage, u got a fish on ur hands :damn::damn:
     
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    Us virgins watch porn you know.
     
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