Tunsian Personal Trainer (29), and Fluffy American Wife (51)

[Apollo]

:siilaanyolaugh:
Why should the HQ be Zelia?

Let's say hypothetically this popped off I would have to teach them how to be 21st Century courtesans. @CaliTedesse will be the first one to try my program. I think there is a niche for him. He'll wear an all sequence dish dash with a matching turban.

I will also import Abdis from other parts of Somaliland and Somalia (something more exotical). @Hybrid() will gather some Hot Boys from Hargeisa, @Bohol will hook us up with Beasts from Burco, @Abdalla will gather Boyz from the Hood (Boassao Edition) and @Apollo will round up male Sirens from Shabelle.

I'm an ancient migrant from Sanaag-Bari to the South, not a native Southie.

 

[Dibleyy]

I also like researching on female sex tourism, when I tell you caadan women are the biggest hoes, even travelling just to get laid.

 

[AussieHustler]

I'm an ancient migrant from Sanaag-Bari to the South, not a native Southie.

@Apollo

Suspicions have been aired and only a 23andMe report can clear the air. Do you know recent studies suggest that Hitler “allegedly” had Jewish and African ancestors? @sophisticate is a professional whistleblower, all Canadians are and I wouldn’t trust them.

@sophisticate

Zeila is a Somali neutral zone that would welcome all Somalis and especially a bunch of overworked middle aged women who came to enjoy sun, sand and Zeila Cowboys. Wouldn’t you agree? Let’s become business partners and establish the Bali of Somalis.

 

[Apollo]

@Apollo

Suspicions have been aired and only a 23andMe report can clear the air. Do you know recent studies suggest that Hitler “allegedly” had Jewish and African ancestors? @sophisticate is a professional whistleblower, all Canadians are and I wouldn’t trust them.

@sophisticate

Zeila is a Somali neutral zone that would welcome all Somalis and especially a bunch of overworked middle aged women who came to enjoy sun, sand and Zeila Cowboys. Wouldn’t you agree? Let’s become business partners and establish the Bali of Somalis.

My family lived in the South for the past few hundred years, but they are tribally from the North. That is what she was referring to. I don't have any Southie ancestry whatsoever, not even ethnic Somali Southie.

 

[AussieHustler]

It’s not only the Tunisians, but elderly white women make trips to Morocco, Turkey, Egypt, West Indies and west Africa for jigollos. While their men venture to these places too, but most prefer south East Asian countries like Thailand, Vietnam and Cambodia.

 

[AussieHustler]

My family lived in the South for the past few hundred years, but they are tribally from the North. That is what she was referring to. I don't got any Southie ancestry, not even ethnic Somali Southie.

@Apollo

I’m joking mate, I’m exactly the same, but my grandfather came to the south only a century ago.

 

[Apollo]

@Apollo

I’m joking mate, I’m exactly the same, but my grandfather came to the south only a century ago.

Mine came in the late 1700s. But they migrated like gypsies (an entire sub-clan) and refused to integrate.

Now they all left the South due to the civil war and are dispersed like gypsies in the Western diaspora.

 

[AussieHustler]

Mine came in the late 1700s. But they migrated like gypsies (an entire sub-clan) and refused to integrate.

Now they all left the South due to the civil war and are dispersed like gypsies in the Western diaspora.

@Apollo

Where in the Shabele did they settle?

 

[Apollo]

@Apollo

Where in the Shabele did they settle?

She was wrong actually, but close enough, it was the Bay region.

 

[AussieHustler]

She was wrong actually, but close enough, it was the Bay region.

@Apollo

Wow, do they know how to speak the local Bay dialect? I’ve older cousins from there who speak it all the time. Actually, they prefer it.

 

[Apollo]

@Apollo

Wow, do they know how to speak the local Bay dialect? I’ve older cousins from there who speak it all the time. Actually, they prefer it.

My parents and older relatives do, but I don't. They don't speak it between themselves, only when they meet Rahanweyn people or visit Bay. Between themselves they speak only Standard Somali (Maxaa) with an oddly neutral (non-regional) sounding dialect/accent.

 

[AussieHustler]

My parents and older relatives do, but I don't. They don't speak it between themselves, only when they meet Rahanweyn people or visit Bay. Between themselves they speak only Standard Somali (Maxaa) with an oddly neutral (non-regional) sounding dialect/accent.

@Apollo

I noticed their maxaa Somali to be non regional accent and perfectly articulated than when my dad and his mate who were born and grew up in Hamar speak to one another. They couldn’t speak the local Abgaal accent which would’ve been better to articulate, but nooh’s few Somali sentences plugged with Italian words and Russian.

 

[SomaliWadaniSoldier]

Miskiinka is gonna get Green Card the hard way.

 

[Dr.Xayawaan]

The fake marriage industry is worth billions. He gets his green card, she gets paid and moves onto the next FOB.

 

[Sol]

I made a horrible mistake opening this video and checking out the channel, now all my recommended videos are filled with degenerate American shit nacalaa wtf is this accursed thing

 

[Abdisamad]

You seen this?

 

[saredochani10]

So, you think the answer to a female's problems is being wedded and bedded? Sounds very simple. You're superimposing the male narrative on to women. Men have more urgency to end up with somebody because there is a possibility they will never pass on their genes. They are considered the dispensible sex. Hence, greater military enlistment and greater acts of sacrifice relative to women. While women have multiple opportunities to find a man. The type being contingent on what she has to offer. For a woman that is born or raised in the west, good looking, doing well financially, and requires a certain degree of mental stimulation and financial wherewithal from a guy then a man from back home will likely not meet the cut. If they are interested in Somali guys of a certain stock, they exist in the West. Thing is each Xalimo is different and some are quite bored because they have a lot of options to choose from making them commitment-shy.

Exactly ma chérie. You are right.


@Timo Madow and proud you speak French. Have you watched the documentary I posted ?

French are hilarious they always make documentaries about women being scammed in North Africa. Last time they did one about them and hypocrisy. They called it : love and sex in NA. They always try to provoke them. The comments under the video were absolutely EPIC. I think they had to take it down for some time.

 

[Waaqo of Punt]

Exactly ma chérie. You are right.


@Timo Madow and proud you speak French. Have you watched the documentary I posted ?

French are hilarious they always make documentaries about women being scammed in North Africa. Last time they did one about them and hypocrisy. They called it : love and sex in NA. They always try to provoke them. The comments under the video were absolutely EPIC. I think they had to take it down for some time.

Sounds hilarious. Got the link?

 

[saredochani10]

Sounds hilarious. Got the link?

Link

It's in french though. No subtitles.

 

[halwa]

She’s living her dream. Good on her. I guess she’s aware of the repercussions behind this move.