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Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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I hope no Somali appears on this shit wallahi

It could happen one day. I might consider it. :hillarybiz: There are so many diaspora Abdis to choose from. I will pick the smartest, prettiest one that can act positively dysfunctional for the cameras. It's about 10 grand an episode + residuals in clout.
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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@sophisticate

She asked me if I could teach her how to surf but when other activities were mentioned during the negotiations, it turned me off and ran to the wave.

Here is one of the gigolo boys, they are called Kuta Cowboys.

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Bali Gigolos: Why Aussie women are paying for sex.

https://www.qt.com.au/news/bali-gigolos-why-aussie-women-are-paying-sex/3175089/

You seem quite well-informed about their activities. How do we know you're not an undercover kuta cowboy? I mean sure you declined on that occasion but you might have consented on another.
 
You seem quite well-informed about their activities. How do we know you're not an undercover kuta cowboy? I mean sure you declined on that occasion but you might have consented on another.

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Zeila could be turned into a new tourist destination for the older and heavier Somali ladies in the diaspora. The boys there should be toned up and taught skills like massage, surfing and acting like a caring and romantic angels.

Documentaries always tend to sensationalise their narrative and not many young ones would like to appear on it because they would be perceived as coming across a desperate and a neo-colonist buying sexual favours from poor third world boys to their peers back home. But most of the women that I saw with these Kuta cowboys were young and good looking western girls. I quit the game when I realised that you ain’t coming and spoiling me with Canadian $$$. See you in Zeila.
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
Staff Member
@sophisticate

Zeila could be turned into a new tourist destination for the older and heavier Somali ladies in the diaspora. The boys there should be toned up and taught skills like massage, surfing and acting like a caring and romantic angels.

Documentaries always sensationalise their narrative and not many young ones would like to appear on it because they would be perceived as coming across a desperate and a neo-colonist buying sexual favours from poor third world boys to their peers back home. But most of the women that I saw with these Kuta cowboys were young and good looking western girls. I quit the game when I realised that you ain’t coming and spoiling me with Canadian $$$. See you in Zeila.

:siilaanyolaugh:
Why should the HQ be Zelia?

Let's say hypothetically this popped off I would have to teach them how to be 21st Century courtesans. @CaliTedesse will be the first one to try my program. I think there is a niche for him. He'll wear an all sequence dish dash with a matching turban.

I will also import Abdis from other parts of Somaliland and Somalia (something more exotical). @Hybrid() will gather some Hot Boys from Hargeisa, @Bohol will hook us up with Beasts from Burco, @Abdalla will gather Boyz from the Hood (Boassao Edition) and @Apollo will round up male Sirens from Shabelle.
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
Staff Member
Damn that sad.

It's sad. This is why I think it's best some build themselves before they enter into relationships with men that are exploiting this.

Guikty pleasure indeed.

And yes, there's prob gonna be a geeljire trying to marry a Scandinavian cat lady in the future loool

Underloved ladies have a weak defense to combat fobs. Their flowery language is like a meat hook for Rubenesque cadaan women. Most western Halimos flinch where hearing I luff you.:icon lol: While a Scandinavian might find it charming.
 
:siilaanyolaugh:
Why should the HQ be Zelia?

Let's say hypothetically this popped off I would have to teach them how to be 21st Century courtesans. @CaliTedesse will be the first one to try my program. I think there is a niche for him. He'll wear an all sequence dish dash with a matching turban.

I will also import Abdis from other parts of Somaliland and Somalia (something more exotical). @Apollo will round up male Sirens from Shabelle.

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:pachah1:

Why @Apollo and Shabelle? Please share.

Zeila has a better history and is a positively placed marketable destination for Somali tourists. The people are more tolerant with higher iq than the rest of Somali inhabited coastal towns. Also, it has better weather than Berbera and Bosaso. It’s cheaper than Jibouti. It has the potential to become the Bali of HOA.
 

Tukraq

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women who have being single problems should really consider going back home tbh, they'll have more favorable chances
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
Staff Member
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:pachah1:

Why @Apollo and Shabelle? Please share.

Zeila has a better history and is a positively placed marketable destination for Somali tourists. The people are more tolerant with higher iq than the rest of Somali inhabited coastal towns. Also, it has better weather than Berbera and Bosaso. It’s cheaper than Jibouti. It has the potential to become the Bali of HOA.

I thought he said he was from the deep and dirty south so I assumed. :yacadiim:



Reer Saylac don't seem all that liberal. And everyone and their ayeeyo would probably need to be bought for this scheme to come to fruition. You know conducting business in Somalia is a laborious undertaking. And it doesn't look too good for an underground operation.
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
Staff Member
women who have being single problems should really consider going back home tbh, they'll have more favorable chances

So, you think the answer to a female's problems is being wedded and bedded? Sounds very simple. You're superimposing the male narrative on to women. Men have more urgency to end up with somebody because there is a possibility they will never pass on their genes. They are considered the dispensible sex. Hence, greater military enlistment and greater acts of sacrifice relative to women. While women have multiple opportunities to find a man. The type being contingent on what she has to offer. For a woman that is born or raised in the west, good looking, doing well financially, and requires a certain degree of mental stimulation and financial wherewithal from a guy then a man from back home will likely not meet the cut. If they are interested in Somali guys of a certain stock, they exist in the West. Thing is each Xalimo is different and some are quite bored because they have a lot of options to choose from making them commitment-shy.
 
Lol I love 90 day fiance its such a mess! Tunisian guys are KNOWN to do that theres at least 3 other tunisian guys on this show ALL with old white/fat ladies





theres this site called tunisian love rats where white women and complain about being used for a green card.
 
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