Somalia's President beams with pride as Firdhiye delivers his presentation. No kebabs in his region except for the ones he invited.
The Somalia's nation is Cooked Council (NCC) reluctantly met after some scheduling delays and unforseen circumstances to decide a way forward for themselves. They conveniently decided they should all remain in power and that other thing, oh yeah, approve that constitution no one has seen.
After engaging in this completely transactional excercise and photo opportunity they returned to their militias and heavily fortified cities.
The two men in the former Somalia running anything approaching an independent functioning nation were no where to be seen.
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