The deadly cheaters

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  1. Seen su'aal

    Seen su'aal

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    Although it is widely held that men cheat more than women, when it comes to cheating, women are the worst. A wife will f**k the whole block out of spite and the husband will have no Idea. The worst part is the oh so convincing lies they fabricate to get out of trouble. You could catch Tyrone iyo Jamal leaving your house with the wife waving goodbye as jareer juice drips down her leg and she'll tell you she's been having transparent periods and those guys were just fixing the sink. Further more they try to make you feel guilty by calling you too suspicious. At least men admit it when caught.

    Someone once told me that "they all cheat, and idgaf, but my b**tch better not let catch her." I know not all women are like this, but the overwhelming majority are, therefore the overwhelming majority of men will be faced with such problems. I honestly don't want marriage. I once read a comment one here that said " tbh I just want to get married for sons, I can't stand the idea of being married." That is my current stance.

    After much contemplation and deliberating, I've come to the decision that I will marry Jewish and Christian women only. The nature of these marriages will be that I will date them seriously and exclusively. When they wish to engage in the sex, I will tell then that as a Muslim and we must first preform a ninkah after which we are exclusive. Their mahar will be ¢50, no more than $1.00. When the relationship runs its course (0.5-1.5yrs) I will give her talaaqa. Condoms will be used to ensure no children are conceived. Repeat as needed.

    As for my need for sons, I will adopt four ten year old sons when I can afford to. I will marry a barren OG refugee woman to raise them as the OG retain culture more than any of the other clans that come to the west.

    Why am I writing this?
    1. To anger the xaarlimos
    2. To lay a blue print for those who have a similar mindset ( please feel free to point out and flaws to the procedure and what you'd improve )
    3. Because I felt like it.
     
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  2. Mehmet

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    No one cheats like women do and i mean no one
     
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  3. Mehmet

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    Just marry a garoob who's shop is closed for business with many kids
     
  4. Kanini

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    Okay... but you couldn't have saved this topic until after Ramadan? You went into so much detail:drakelaugh:
     
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  5. A_A

    A_A Islamic Fanfiction Writer

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    I know @AussieHustler says that incels need help so I will help.
    Please never get married
     
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  6. Seen su'aal

    Seen su'aal

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    The devil lies in the detail
     
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    Seen su'aal

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    Deeply rethink the explanations your mom gives you at times
     
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  8. Seen su'aal

    Seen su'aal

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    The point is to come through to masjid events at Somali dominant mosque with a curly haired Jew on my arm. It is xalaal after all.
     
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  9. Seen su'aal

    Seen su'aal

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    Tell @AussieHustler to come through. I made this account for people with k her kind of misguided views. Tell her a incel crusader has come for her.
     
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  10. Mehmet

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    Oh okay
     
  11. IstarZ

    IstarZ Be a mountain or lean on one

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    He is full on fantasizing about being cucked loool
     
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  12. Brooks

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    This looks like mgtow shit, mixed with incel degeneracy.
     
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  13. Seen su'aal

    Seen su'aal

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    Not really . I realized that I don't want to have kids with a women who is likely going to used them against me so I figured I'll just date like cadaan do except with a meher ceremony.
     
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  14. Mehmet

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    Great idea
     
  15. Seen su'aal

    Seen su'aal

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    Somali hoyo and abes never share rooms. Why??. They act like they hate each other and it's because they probably do. The only logical explanation is that
    1. They were married to maintain peace after her clan and your clan fought and lives were lost. Hence, the source of anger is the constant reminder of what happened and who was lost. It why you'll see a HG who hates mjs more than anything married to one.

    Or 2. The mom cheated and the dad forgave her for the sake of the children and never exposed her. Some take a second wife and treat the new wife better than the old one.
     
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  16. Seen su'aal

    Seen su'aal

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    I'd rather enjoy my youth with someone just as wild
     
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  17. Mehmet

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    Loool a young ting
     
  18. Seen su'aal

    Seen su'aal

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    Aahey
     
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  19. Mehmet

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    Yeah great idea
     
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    :chrisfreshhah::drakelaugh:You really think that of your parents wtf
     
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