After one of the longest engagement in Somali history, @Reiko will finally get married.
@sophisticate will drop the big words and starts writing in Ebonics. She will finally be penetrated. Instead of bleeding, dust will come out.
@Cognitivedissonance will be cleared healthy. They will give him his oyster card back and he will be allowed to ask questions
@R.Kelly will finally be institutionalised after he's seen holding a khutbah on a monday
@Knowles in persuit of her never dying thirst for trolling and triggering will claim to be in love with a Madow. The claim of being engaged to a ginger and having a crush on an Asian didn't yield the expected results, maybe a Madow will do the job.
@CaliSomali will be knocked up. She refused to use condoms because 'condoms are haram'.
@sigmund will still be calling me a zaddy.
@Daughter of samaale will give up on cambuulo after few embarrassing accident when she suddenly moved.
@nine will meet his idol warlord, Col. Cabbaas.
@Sheikh will find out that he's a laangaab laangaab dhalay
@Steamdevelopment watched last year Suits and started claimed to be a lawyer. Now she will watch Prison Break and will claim to be a construction engineer
@Jake from State Farm will give his daughter a stern warning after catching her giving head
@Armadillo will be the first Somali to do an honour killing. He is the prophesised one that will open greener pastures for us.
@sophisticate will drop the big words and starts writing in Ebonics. She will finally be penetrated. Instead of bleeding, dust will come out.
@Cognitivedissonance will be cleared healthy. They will give him his oyster card back and he will be allowed to ask questions
@R.Kelly will finally be institutionalised after he's seen holding a khutbah on a monday
@Knowles in persuit of her never dying thirst for trolling and triggering will claim to be in love with a Madow. The claim of being engaged to a ginger and having a crush on an Asian didn't yield the expected results, maybe a Madow will do the job.
@CaliSomali will be knocked up. She refused to use condoms because 'condoms are haram'.
@sigmund will still be calling me a zaddy.
@Daughter of samaale will give up on cambuulo after few embarrassing accident when she suddenly moved.
@nine will meet his idol warlord, Col. Cabbaas.
@Sheikh will find out that he's a laangaab laangaab dhalay
@Steamdevelopment watched last year Suits and started claimed to be a lawyer. Now she will watch Prison Break and will claim to be a construction engineer
@Jake from State Farm will give his daughter a stern warning after catching her giving head
@Armadillo will be the first Somali to do an honour killing. He is the prophesised one that will open greener pastures for us.