SSPOT 2019 predictions

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
VIP
After one of the longest engagement in Somali history, @Reiko will finally get married.

@sophisticate will drop the big words and starts writing in Ebonics. She will finally be penetrated. Instead of bleeding, dust will come out.

@Cognitivedissonance will be cleared healthy. They will give him his oyster card back and he will be allowed to ask questions

@R.Kelly will finally be institutionalised after he's seen holding a khutbah on a monday

@Knowles in persuit of her never dying thirst for trolling and triggering will claim to be in love with a Madow. The claim of being engaged to a ginger and having a crush on an Asian didn't yield the expected results, maybe a Madow will do the job.

@CaliSomali will be knocked up. She refused to use condoms because 'condoms are haram'.

@sigmund will still be calling me a zaddy.

@Daughter of samaale will give up on cambuulo after few embarrassing accident when she suddenly moved.

@nine will meet his idol warlord, Col. Cabbaas.

@Sheikh will find out that he's a laangaab laangaab dhalay

@Steamdevelopment watched last year Suits and started claimed to be a lawyer. Now she will watch Prison Break and will claim to be a construction engineer

@Jake from State Farm will give his daughter a stern warning after catching her giving head

@Armadillo will be the first Somali to do an honour killing. He is the prophesised one that will open greener pastures for us.
 

Gibiin-Udug

Crowned Queen of Puntland. Supporter of PuntExit
Boowe how many times do I've to say I've had the wedding. :liberaltears:




I'vE hAd ThE wEdDiNg!!!!!!!!

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Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
VIP
Boowe how many times do I've to say I've had the wedding. :liberaltears:




I'vE hAd ThE wEdDiNg!!!!!!!!

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You tell us every minor thing you, from what kind of coffee you had to seeing your boss' wife. But the biggest day of your life slipped under the radar....? :ulyin:
 

Gibiin-Udug

Crowned Queen of Puntland. Supporter of PuntExit
You tell us every minor thing you, from what kind of coffee you had to seeing your boss' wife. But the biggest day of your life slipped under the radar....? :ulyin:
Looooooool

I didn't want the evil eye Dee,,,

War ya illahaya yaqana!!!

:faysalwtf:
 
After one of the longest engagement in Somali history, @Reiko will finally get married.

@sophisticate will drop the big words and starts writing in Ebonics. She will finally be penetrated. Instead of bleeding, dust will come out.

@Cognitivedissonance will be cleared healthy. They will give him his oyster card back and he will be allowed to ask questions

@R.Kelly will finally be institutionalised after he's seen holding a khutbah on a monday

@Knowles in persuit of her never dying thirst for trolling and triggering will claim to be in love with a Madow. The claim of being engaged to a ginger and having a crush on an Asian didn't yield the expected results, maybe a Madow will do the job.

@CaliSomali will be knocked up. She refused to use condoms because 'condoms are haram'.

@sigmund will still be calling me a zaddy.

@Daughter of samaale will give up on cambuulo after few embarrassing accident when she suddenly moved.

@nine will meet his idol warlord, Col. Cabbaas.

@Sheikh will find out that he's a laangaab laangaab dhalay

@Steamdevelopment watched last year Suits and started claimed to be a lawyer. Now she will watch Prison Break and will claim to be a construction engineer

@Jake from State Farm will give his daughter a stern warning after catching her giving head

@Armadillo will be the first Somali to do an honour killing. He is the prophesised one that will open greener pastures for us.
what about me??
@CanIDimo
 

Muji

VIP
@Abdalla will be hunted by the taliban when they found out he spoke to a Pashtun girl on snapchat. He will also be on the look out for a cream that deals with carpet burns when he goes down on her.

@Cognitivedissonance will finally be given access to see his kids for an hour every Friday.

@Apollo will castrate himself alter he finds out he is 1% Somali Bantu on 23andme. He remains committed against the Bantu expansion even if it means he won’t be able to reproduce.
 

Gibiin-Udug

Crowned Queen of Puntland. Supporter of PuntExit
Wow @Reiko got married? Was it a Farax or Ajnabi?
I love my Ashy I mean my Somali men... I can't see myself with someone else other than a Faraax. We might fight and curse at each other but at the end of the day, a Faraax is for xalimo and xalimo is for a Faraax. :rejoice:
 

kickz

Engineer of Qandala
SIYAASI
VIP
I love my Ashy I mean my Somali men... I can't see myself with someone else other than a Faraax. We might fight and curse at each other but at the end of the day, a Faraax is for xalimo and xalimo is for a Faraax. :rejoice:

MashaAllah, I hope its successful and life long.:fittytousand:

What was that Meher like tho, I need to know what I am in for:shookgabre:
 

Jake from State Farm

We pro xalimo all 2019
In 2019

@Crow will travel to New York and fall in love with a madow women he met in the Bronx. He will quit his racist ways for good

@Emily will turn her Ariana grande twitter stan account to a kpop account

@Reiko will finally upgrade from her 2001 Toyota minivan to a 2014 Nissan Altima

@Karim will get exposed for being a part time twitter sheikh after a girl reveals his erotic DMs

@nine will find a nice paying job

@Knowles ........ she ain’t shit so I don’t know what to say about her. Most likely will be the same

@AussieHustler will find his atheist queen this year

@Abdalla will almost beat the shit out of a teenager over some qabil slander
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Gibiin-Udug

Crowned Queen of Puntland. Supporter of PuntExit
@Knowles will open an office where she catches cheating married faraaxs and expose them on social media.

@Abdalla will travel to Afghanistan only to find out his Pashtun queen needed a kidney for her lover in Afghanistan, he will sneak out in the middle of the night and call the Dutch embassy, crying uncontrollably.


@Apollo will fall in love with a tahribi girl from Muqdisho. He will scream racist German words during the mating and she will have no idea.


@Steamdevolopment will be arrested for fraud, she will run a fake marriage business for fob Somalis. She will fake marry both faraaxs and xalimos for them to get documents, her butch lesbian girlfriend will snitch on her.

@Jake from State Farm will travel to Minnesota in hopes of meeting a sugar mama but he will be beat by her teenage sons and he will hitch a ride to Texas. He will quit his job at Walmart and upgrade to Target.


@Basra will join forces with @R.Kelly and they will open a couple channel on YouTube but after 3 days of announcing their unionship, she will catch @R.Kelly ku aasing to her 23 year old niece who just came to the U.S

@Karim will be kicked out of the Puntland meeting once we find out he was secretly seeing reer Muqdisho girl. He will deny until she exposes the relationship on I.G

@Cognitivedissonance will be arrested for putting a hit on his Polish baby mother.

@CaliSomali will meet her Cadaan bae and will post pictures in every social media platform and call out jealous "***s"


@Jiron will be exposed that he actually attends anger management classes.
 

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