Somali wedding nowadays are a disaster

[KaiMarvin]

weddings is the only time Somalis can act like ciyaal suuq without judgment

when you see 60yo habryars wearing see-through diracs and shitty makeup, you know some f*ck shit is about to go down

 

[sufilife]

We all know that's not you; she looks too young to be you.

she looks too young to be you. ?????

Basra is a fat obese trans man to women
So of course he don't look like the girl .

 

[Sophisticate]

Your solution is easy. Don't go to weddings. And avoid the TikTok circus.

 

[Man with a garuun]

Your solution is easy. Don't go to weddings. And avoid the TikTok circus.

the fob nation is out of control in Tiktok.......I hope the younger generation don't take what they do as part of the norm.

 

[Man with a garuun]

she looks too young to be you. ?????

Basra is a fat obese trans man to women
So of course he don't look like the girl .

And are you a man or a woman?

 

[Sophisticate]

the fob nation is out of control in Tiktok.......I hope the younger generation don't take what they do as part of the norm.

Tiktok is predicated on attention seeking. It is not a reflection of real life. If he finds it problematic simply stop watching. As for weddings you can avoid them.

 

[Guled111]

Tiktok is predicated on attention seeking. It is not a reflection of real life. If he finds it problematic simply stop watching. As for weddings you can avoid them.

Nayaa when I get a house visit me some time OK. I see you took a little break.
Little shenanigans

 

[Sophisticate]

Nayaa when I get a house visit me some time OK. I see you took a little break.
Little shenanigans

You are asking for a home invasion.

 

[Guled111]

You are asking for a home invasion.

You don't wanna spend some time with me?

 

[Sophisticate]

You don't wanna spend some time with me?

When you say spend some time I assume behind bars for a crime.

If you invite an out of town thug. Prepare for a ransacking of your excessively patterned curtains and rugs.

 

[Calaami]

This may be unrelated but I’m just waiting for the niiko culture to reach the hinterlands of Boorama iyo Saylac. @Sophisticate and I will frequent all the dance clubs in the town.

 

[Sophisticate]

This may be unrelated but I’m just waiting for the niiko culture to reach the hinterlands of Boorama iyo Saylac. @Sophisticate and I will frequent all the dance clubs in the town.

Expect a lot of uncoordinated and involuntary spasms requiring immediate medical attention.

 

[Marshall D Abdi]

Expect a lot of uncoordinated and involuntary spasms requiring immediate medical attention.

Ur english is Very good im impressed habo

 

[Guled111]

When you say spend some time I assume behind bars for a crime.

If you invite an out of town thug. Prepare for a ransacking of your excessively patterned curtains and rugs.

Am inviting to my house, a save environment for us to spend time my dear. The walls around my environment will keep you save, and let your desire do the rest nayaa think

 

[Sophisticate]

Ur english is Very good im impressed habo

Why does that impress you?

Am inviting to my house, a save environment for us to spend time my dear. The walls around my environment will keep you save, and let your desire do the rest nayaa think

If I come to your house, I'll violate the terms of my probation. I'm a danger to all men. Especially a 6'6 OG like yourself. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. And the more difficult their bodies are to dispose of (undetected). You aren't shandad-sized. Sadly.

 

[Keep it a boqol]

Why does that impress you?

If I come to your house, I'll violate the terms of my probation. I'm a danger to all men. Especially a 6'6 OG like yourself. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. And the more difficult their bodies are to dispose of (undetected). You aren't shandad-sized. Sadly.

He’s from the caucus snow desert mountains of Sweden, where they make white albino snow monkey ooga boogie boogie noises with their mouths to communicate. Their people are not use to us Canadian Anglo speakers who can be articulate and straight to the point

 

[Sophisticate]

He’s from the caucus snow desert mountains of Sweden, where they make white albino snow monkey ooga boogie boogie noises with their mouths to communicate. Their people are not use to us Canadian Anglo speakers who can be articulate and straight to the point

Interesting. Oddly, the closest-sounding Somalis to the (generic) North American accent when speaking English are Scandi Somalis, at least compared to the diaspora in the rest of Europe. I'm speaking strictly of those who were born or raised there.

 

[Danakiil]

Niiko iyo dirac is the single best thing to happen to Somali Dhaqan the weddings would be boring AF without them. What Somali wedding really need is niggas not wearing Tuxitos or khaniis you're not Tyrone or Abdulrashid you're Warsame my nigga put on a shaal iyo Macawis nacasyahow with no Dhaqan nacala

 

[Marshall D Abdi]

Why does that impress you?

Because u write in elegant way

 

[Guled111]

Why does that impress you?

If I come to your house, I'll violate the terms of my probation. I'm a danger to all men. Especially a 6'6 OG like yourself. The bigger they are, the harder they fall. And the more difficult their bodies are to dispose of (undetected). You aren't shandad-sized. Sadly.

I gave you a invitation and you are writing paragraph? These litlle shenanigans, nayaa i know you thin and lean just accept it.

I will spank you nayaa that's a promise. Always playing games. You damn well know am taller than you.