Somali guys would you ever get in a relationship with an Asexual woman?

[Mohamud]

It sounds awful somaha. Wallahi this site is forcing us to learn unsightly British slang against our will

 

[VixR]

Onomatopoeia waaye, it's not British slang. We call it masturbation too.

Schlick schlick schlick really


This onomatopoeia has not reached us here..Brits.

 

[Tramo]

"had a cheeky schlick on the chube yeah" - some chav

 

[Bonjour]

Find someone asexual lol I'm sure there's a dating site for that kind



You sound like a beta tbh

99% are cadaan. There's no such thing as an Asexual Somali male.

 

[CitrusFlower]

i wasnt ready for that level of explicitness

this is coming from the nigga who said bahalka ku bood bood

Inaa fajacnaa bahalka ku bood bood kuye

 

[Jubba_Man]

Not really I dont.

Have you considered talking to a physician or getting some sort of medical consult? As someone else mentioned this sort of thing is a spectrum rather than a discrete and immutable thing that is "on" or "off". Most people have likely had times in their life where their libido was effectively zero. Perhaps there is some underlying medical condition that has not been addressed that could be causing this. Don't deprive yourself of a very fulfilling aspect of life and take on an identity that was constructed by a bunch of overweight neckbeards on reddit.

 

[Sixth]

Inaa fajacnaa bahalka ku bood bood kuye

Fajita wut?

 

[VixR]

Oi lemme go have meself a bit of a schlick and off to bed I go innit - A horny Brit before they hit the sack.

 

[CitrusFlower]

Schlick schlick schlick really


This onomatopoeia has not reached us here..Brits.

"had a cheeky schlick on the chube yeah" - some chav

 

[Jubba_Man]

For you asexual people

 

[EternalLightX]

I'm no longer asexual I've been cured thank you jesus !!!

 

[Bielsa]

I'm no longer asexual I've been cured thank you jesus !!!

Knew you were a troll

 

[merka]

Ooyin for lubrication.

 

[Sixth]

@VixR enjoy Trump, @Mohamud @Tramo I'd rather be married to an asexual & get a sad handjob every now and then than be a raptors fan.

 

[EternalLightX]

Knew you were a troll

Baby didn't you know I am the queen troll ? I love intimacy I read romance novels all the time with a smile on their face when the twon couple finally hit it off. Aaah the warm palpating feeling I experience inside my inner heart. I love feeling sexual it's the best feeling in the world a woman can have. Now I need to find the perfect man to share this experience with.

 

[Zeus]

I'm no longer asexual I've been cured thank you jesus !!!

You dont need to thank me abayo.

Any other xalimos want to be saved?

 

[Mohamud]

@VixR enjoy Trump, @Mohamud @Tramo I'd rather be married to an asexual & get a sad handjob every now and then than be a raptors fan.

Btw you English peeps should support the raptors they gave back to the Somali community by building courts for the ciyaal suuqs

 

[Tramo]

@Mohamud why is this Gryfindor fan roasting bro

 

[Sixth]

Btw you English peeps should support the raptors they gave back to the Somali community by building courts for the ciyaal suuqs

They had no choice after all the cocaine sprinkling activities you Dixon dwelling characters took part in.

 

[Sixth]

@Mohamud why is this Gryfindor fan roasting bro

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