One day of marriage posts on R/Somalia

[Do]

Send me both the hijabi a non-hijabi halitosis my golden ratio mogger macrobian hunk face alone would pulverise the halimo to submit you will see the hijabi one instantly put on a burqah and then I would give the other non hijabi one a pulverising stare enough to cleanse her off her filth ridden BLM and "my life my choice" mind as she would be smarter than the hijabi halimo would realise the power of my gaze and start to screech as If she is a jinn being exorcised and start convulsing and dripping with so much sweat as she starts trying to crawl away and run away in vain as her long demonise acrylic nails are scraped across the floor and her high heels broken as she trips and falls and wriggles away like a worm but it is too late as she gives out one desperate melancholic final screech with every fiber of her non hijabi being and magically turn into a hijabi and have me some jabaati and shah on the ready to serve her prime alpha somali king.

schizo posting at its finest right here ^

 

[Revolutionarry]

R/Somalia seems to have a lot of xalimos compared to this place.

Having all the incels on here seem to have scared most of the women away.

Thanks a lot @Macawisley U hoe ass nigga

I think @samira24 and @pinkyandthebrain should go join that sub. It sounds like they'd fit right in.


Real talk tho, Somali men and women of this generation should probably avoid each other. Thinks are wild right now on social media, so much gender wars and mistrust between the two genders. Let's skip a generation, and try again.

 

[Nin123]

I go on their for political information and updates yet it’s turned into a singles counseling forum

I got banned from there

 

[Khaem]

Vast majority of UK Somali men sucks they're the reason why the incels are known I would rather die than marry one from here. So I guess Ozzy somali guy it is.

It's not like the most you do is stare at us anyways kkkkk

 

[Sigmundd]

It's not like the most you do is stare at us anyways kkkkk

No offence but you guys have no game even indian guys have better game here.

 

[Kisame]

I think @samira24 and @pinkyandthebrain should go join that sub. It sounds like they'd fit right in.


Real talk tho, Somali men and women of this generation should probably avoid each other. Thinks are wild right now on social media, so much gender wars and mistrust between the two genders. Let's skip a generation, and try again.

Tbh we seem to be getting along on most platforms. Besides the incels on twitter most Somali spaces seem pretty chill.

 

[Khaem]

You guys just need to hit up as many hijabis as you can see, a lot of men just ignore them cos they feel ots ceeb/ haram, but non hijabis are fair game, its a respect thing

That's actually true, I feel wrong and avoid trying to chat up a woman who looks visibly on the deen of respect. I want to find marriage not fun so I'll probably do your advice haye.

 

[Kisame]

I got banned from there

They only ban incels and racist niggas. What did you do

 

[Khaem]

No offence but you guys have no game even indian guys have better game here.

Waffling too much Walahi, how do you know which men have game naya? I'm full of surprises and many women of many cultures.

 

[Revolutionarry]

Tbh we seem to be getting along on most platforms. Besides the incels on twitter most Somali spaces seem pretty chill.

I take no pride in saying this, but I consume social media heavy.and from what I've seen there's a clear dislike by both genders for each other. It isn't even younger generations, you got grown ass men and women partaking in this. I have seen 100s of posts just in this week on socially platforms, all either posted by faarahs dissing the women, or posted by the halimas dissing faarahs. It's bad out there.

 

[Khaem]

They only ban incels and racist niggas. What did you do

I got banned off r/ethiopia for defending somali history and our role in Adal.
The xaarbash was Waffling about how Somalis were basically none existent and all we do is claim Harla and we have no history. I fact checked him on everything but got banned because I used the words "Shut up gaal"

 

[Khaem]

I take no pride in saying this, but I consume social media heavy.and from what I've seen there's a clear dislike by both genders for each other. It isn't even younger generations, you got grown ass men and women partaking in this. I have seen 100s of posts just in this week on socially platforms, all either posted by faarahs dissing the women, or posted by the halimas dissing faarahs. It's bad out there.

Then get off social media warya, I've never had a bad encounter with a Somali Women I remember, they're good to the Somali men and vice versa irl.

 

[Nin123]

They only ban incels and racist niggas. What did you do

 

[Sigmundd]

Waffling too much Walahi, how do you know which men have game naya? I'm full of surprises and many women of many cultures.

You guys are awkward and act weird infront of women, interacting with a somali dude is like interacting with a wall.

 

[Revolutionarry]

Then get off social media warya, I've never had a bad encounter with a Somali Women I remember, they're good to the Somali men and vice versa irl.

Thanks for the advice fellow faarah. I really need to get off social media.

 

[Khaem]

You guys are awkward and act weird infront of women, interacting with a somali dude is like interacting with a wall.

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[CABDULWALI XASAN.]

You know the somali reddit is bad when I use the ethiopia reddit for somali updates

 

[Khaem]

You know the somali reddit is bad when I use the ethiopia reddit for somali updates

Galla maad tahay? Cause the news on that site is full of "f*ck Somalis" in the comments. I literally got banned for defending somali history.

 

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