Official UK 2019 Election Thread - Tories Win

[Mr.Haggis]

How do they have the results so soon?

it’s the exit polls by Ipsos MORI. Merely a prediction. The actual results are out tomorrow early morning.

 

[Yahya]

They ask voters who they voted for immediately after leaving the polling station.

In which areas? Tory areas

 

[Mahacagalla]

Walalo any you fine UK tings need healthcare just ring me up for marriage , we still have healthcare in reer Hennessy.

 

[Southerner]

The NHS won't be sold so don't worry, that would be committing political suicide

 

[AussieHustler]

How do they have the results so soon?

@Yahya

It is the exit polls where they ask voters at the polling stations who they voted for and most of the time, their prediction is accurate.

 

[Yukon_Niner]

MP's pleading for us to vote for them in exchange of support Somaliland is beggjng now?
Oh man,Somalians are one of a kind


Zac Goldsmith was likely to loose his seat as a MP but BK's intervention and call for the Somali community to vote for him will increase his likelihood of being reelected . We wish our brother Zac Goldsmith the best.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politic...-sense-hopelessness-has-gone-fights-increase/

Mastah goldiismith blease rekognice us!! Please we lof ingriiska we lof tori

 

[Bernie Madoff]

My twitter timeline got a lot of angry folks

 

[Muji]

Comrades

The exit polls have never been wrong

The tories have their working majority

The hostile environment will continue, for those of you who are disabled or here on an EU passport, we did the best we could.

I’m disgusted to be British today.

 

[Western4Life]

Congratulations to PM Boris Johnson on his historic supermajority win! He is not conservative enough but hopefully this mandate will push him further to the right. A great night for democracy.

 

[AussieHustler]

Britain said, no to Corbyn left-wing socialism. Any other Labor leader other than Corbyn would've beaten Boris Johnson.

 

[Basic]

I don’t support tories but let’s be real labour were never gonna win.

This country is turning more blue by the second.

 

[Webb]

Scandinavia isn't that bad anyway

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Congratulations to PM Boris Johnson on his historic supermajority win! He is not conservative enough but hopefully this mandate will push him further to the right. A great night for democracy.

Just like couple months ago a great win for democracy

your beloved scheer caught up in a scandal again. Imagine if he won ufff

 

[kickz]

Looks like Conservatives cleaned up

 

[Muji]

Guys who wants to come with me on holiday for five years to Spain?

We will come back after the apocalypse

 

[Western4Life]

Just like couple months ago a great win for democracy

your beloved scheer caught up in a scandal again. Imagine if he won ufff

I hate him more than Trudeau.

My party is PPC.

 

[Jaydaan]

Comrades

The exit polls have never been wrong

The tories have their working majority

The hostile environment will continue, for those of you who are disabled or here on an EU passport, we did the best we could.

I’m disgusted to be British today.

Borrow me 1500 pound so I can get British passport. Thank you mate

 

[Yahya]

This country is fucked. If scotland left and offered citizenship, i'd leave and watch the country burn. Our votes really meant nothing. The majority were always racist whites and i wonder why they act like they are langaab and fear one immigrant in town.

Looks like allah has opted to punish this island of terrible teeth. I hope we get as far away form this place as possible.

 

[Muji]

Borrow me 1500 pound so I can get British passport. Thank you mate

Are you Dutch?

You might want to hang on to your passport shit is about to hit the fan

 

[kickz]

This country is fucked. If scotland left and offered citizenship, i'd leave and watch the country burn. Our votes really meant nothing. The majority were always racist whites and i wonder why they act like they are langaab and fear one immigrant in town.

Looks like allah has opted to punish this island of terrible teeth. I hope we get as far away form this place as possible.

Yall need to hold on, Somalia is still another 10 years away