Official UK 2019 Election Thread - Tories Win

[Siddhartha]

If I decide to stay here I'll get British citizenship luckily I can have dual citizenship

 

[Kanini]

Guys who wants to come with me on holiday for five years to Spain?

We will come back after the apocalypse

Sis lemme join, I had hope but now it's been dashed

 

[Muji]

This country is fucked. If scotland left and offered citizenship, i'd leave and watch the country burn. Our votes really meant nothing. The majority were always racist whites and i wonder why they act like they are langaab and fear one immigrant in town.

Looks like allah has opted to punish this island of terrible teeth. I hope we get as far away form this place as possible.

Comrades time to pack your bags. I don’t know about you guys but I already have travel plans sorted for Canada (thank you @astorecalledkmart) leave whilst you still have a chance.

 

[Muji]

Sis lemme join, I had hope but now it's been dashed

I know I’m so disappointed in the old gammons. They wanna relive world war 2 again and go through food and medicine rationing

I’m out

 

[Kanini]

comrsdes time to pack your bags. I don’t know about you guys but I already have travel plans sorted for Canada (thank you @astorecalledkmart) leave whilst you still have a chance.

Babes you've been hinting at him for a while now, i'm expecting dm action to be happening inshallah

 

[Exodus]

I knew they would lose, what did I say? People mistrust Corbyn far more than they hate Boris, that’s the ONLY reason Conservatives win.

Very glad to be abroad for the next 5 years, it’s not a good time to be living in the UK

 

[Muji]

Babes you've been hinting at him for a while now, i'm expecting dm action to be happening inshallah

looooooooooool

Sis if I were you I’d be hinting at the faraxs from the liberal nations. Nationalism has taken over the U.K.

 

[Yahya]

Atleast if this country burns they can stop meddling in our affairs eh @kickz .

I guess allah wants to punish them and get the good ppl to move.

 

[Yahya]

I knew they would lose, what did I say? People mistrust Corbyn far more than they hate Boris, that’s the ONLY reason Conservatives win.

Very glad to be abroad for the next 5 years, it’s not a good time to be living in the UK

He insulted the owners of the island and threatened their stolen state. One simply does not attack the jews and win. They rule the world. That much has been proven today. I kind of resent the palestinians, because of them we have to suffer.

 

[Calaf]

My Italian Passport is getting useful by the day
The UK passport and its issues!

 

[Kanini]

looooooooooool

Sis if I were you I’d be hinting at the faraxs from the liberal nations. Nationalism has taken over the U.K.

It's okay, i've still got the weed smoking nation to fall back on

 

[Calaf]

It's okay, i've still got the weed smoking nation to fall back on

And if that does not work, you got the killer nation as a final backup!

 

[Muji]

I can’t help but think what if David milliband has beaten Ed ?

 

[Basic]

It's okay, i've still got the weed smoking nation to fall back on

You’re Reer @Abdalla?

 

[Abdalla]

Somalis in the UK tomorrow

 

[Kanini]

You’re Reer @Abdalla?

Yeah, apparently a homeless shelter is my fate

 

[Yahya]

What we learnt today is not to pitch for the young voters because they are useless, immigrants hide and don't vote and the old racist fucks are the majority either way and you will lose.

Also don't waste time preachign for other oppressed groups and focus on your party and never challenge the owners of the media for they are well versed in meddling in nations.

109 times and they didn't want the UK to become the 110th time.

 

[Jaydaan]

Are you Dutch?

You might want to hang on to your passport shit is about to hit the fan

Swedish. If things get worse I’m just gonna rob this country before heading home

 

[kickz]

Somalis in the UK tomorrow

What we learnt today is not to pitch for the young voters because they are useless, immigrants hide and don't vote and the old racist fucks are the majority either way and you will lose.

Also don't waste time preachign for other oppressed groups and focus on your party and never challenge the owners of the media for they are well versed in meddling in nations.

109 times and they didn't want the UK to become the 110th time.

Apply to an American Ivy league University and stay on this side while things calm down over there

 

[Abdalla]

I hope you will find solace in the fact that EU will absolutely rekt and shred the UK in the upcoming negotiations.

@Apollo the EU will turn the UK into an example for those that want to leave this holy union.