OFFICIAL STATE Visit to TURKEY by Uncle Menace begins

[Pureblood]

@R.Kelly youre not in Ankara are you ?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

@R.Kelly youre not in Ankara are you ?

I’m in Istanbul, far from that location

 

[Pureblood]

I’m in Istanbul, far from that location

Thank God I thought Farmajo called in a favor on you , he said make it look mysterious kkk

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

 

[Mr.Haggis]

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Bro how long it staying for? The weather in Turkey is horribly right now ?? Correct?

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Bro how long it staying for? The weather in Turkey is horribly right now ?? Correct?

For the most part it has been in the 50s and drizzling

That’s why I got the package I got, it was next to nothing.

Today the sun came up

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

@Reiko and @Knowles

The Xaliimo I brought along on this trip has tales to tell when we go back home she keeps calling me Gaajo. Just because I told her we gotta cut everything in the middle, the cost of restaurant and shit. She and I drank a tea this morning at the grand bazaar. Shit was $.50 total. She pulled out 5lira. I tried to accumulate some resemblance of dignity so I pulled out money to pay for both of us and she was like “here’s your 5lira”. I said to her “don’t disrespect me”.

Then she enters a tour agent’s office and books a trip to this city outside of Istanbul to go on a skycart to be up in the snowy mountain to do skiing. The agent said “2 tickets right “. I flat out said to him “DONT YOU DARE INCLUDE ME IN IT “. Shit was $50

@Suldaanka

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Reiko and @Knowles

The Xaliimo I brought along on this trip has tales to tell when we go back home she keeps calling me Gaajo. Just because I told her we gotta cut everything in the middle, the cost of restaurant and shit. She and I drank a tea this morning at the grand bazaar. Shit was $.50 total. She pulled out 5lira. I tried to accumulate some resemblance of dignity so I pulled out money to pay for both of us and she was like “here’s your 5lira”. I said to her “don’t disrespect me”.

Then she enters a tour agent’s office and books a trip to this city outside of Istanbul to go on a skycart to be up in the snowy mountain to do skiing. The agent said “2 tickets right “. I flat out said to him “DONT YOU DARE INCLUDE ME IN IT “. Shit was $50

@Suldaanka

Gaajo waxiid, she should have taken you to the cleaners and splurge on everything. She must be miskin.

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

Gaajo waxiid, she should have taken you to the cleaners and splurge on everything. She must be miskin.

How do you suppose that will happen? Am I unconscious when she is doing that?

Horta I’m pretty sickened by these waiters placing the check book on my side of the table

But I just bring out my phone calculator to divide it up

 

[kickz]

These masjids are beautiful.

I am gonna be in Los Angeles for 10 days next week,
maybe I should make a travel thread for that to

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

BREAKING NEWS!

National shame ;

 

[Grigori Rasputin]