OFFICIAL STATE Visit to TURKEY by Uncle Menace begins

Make sure you record quality vlogs this time. We will be watching you!

 

Don't forget to bring a turkish kebab, adheer

 

REPORTING LIVE FROM AMSTERDAM AIRPORT:

I’ve just discovered another Semi-3rd world Western European nation. Holly crap! Their restroom are identical to Hargeisa

Do we have Dutch Geeljires. For far too long we didn’t know that your nation was a sick dying once a world power nation. I’m glad I’ve discovered your misery.

LONG LIVE THE USA!

 

I would like to apologize to my Canadian audience. Besides your killing one another and addiction to Hennessy you guys and us (US Geeljires) are living this planet’s most advanced countries.

For all practical purposes the Netherlands is a in parallel with the UK in terms of different sliding into 3rd world status.

 

With that large population of immigrants, Europeans are sliding into poor countries. I feel really bad for the West, they don't deserve it to be honest.

 

im dead
is this a real tweet?

 

What kind of Gaajo Airlines is this It’s the last dictator of Europe’s national airline

 

I agree. They dont deserve it. But hey maybe Africa will be like Europe in the future, and ALL immigrants will again immigrate.

 

It looks fine to me.

 

seems everyone is heading to Turkey these days. i know 6 guys who came back with full head of hair.
@R.Kelly are you getting a hair transplant too?

 

I know the brother said he was flying out to Turkey but it’s been a while since we heard from him

Did he land there safely? Did he walk into a Somalia embassy and get Khashoggied? We know Farmaajo probably hates him for impersonating him on twitter .

@R.Kelly or did you just take one of those cheap tickets with like 3 stops before you get to your destination ?

 

Hopefully the brother is chilling somewhere in Turkey eating the delicious Turkish food and filling the heads of young Turkish women with lies about his vast fortune and his nobility in Somalia.

 

That guy is living the good life I tell you. No worries stress free life. He probably found the whole trip off of Groupon they got some pretty nice deals

 

R u half Shayqaal?

 

Didn’t see these updates I though our brother r kelly had gotten killed in an embassy Saudi style. Farmaajo has been taking notes