Official 2016 U.S. Election Thread -- Welcome Führer Trump

[Duchess]

Please keep discussions of the election in one thread.

 

[Bahal]

Don't @ me like you know me, hoe.

 

[Duchess]

Talk your shit in this thread. Please and thank you.

 

[Bahal]

Just voted, this one poll worker confused me with some other nigga and tried to claim I already cast a provisional ballot.

I looked at her list and realized this was looking at the name under mine.

Hit her with that

She was like

Profusely apologizing and shit cuz she prolly thought I was gonna go BLM on her

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

We gonna be ready

@Reiko

I'm packing my stuff as we speak. Just need to wait for the poll results.

 

[Duchess]

I'm packing my stuff as we speak. Just need to wait for the poll results.

Take the next flight out of MSP. I'll have someone waiting for you at YYZ. If Hillary manages to win, you can go back in the morning. If Trump wins, I already have a sharci husband lined up for you.

 

[Mudug-Madman]

Thank Allah for Trudeau. Can you imagine a world where Harper won last year, and Trump this year. Muslims would be so fucked, Somalis would be doubly fucked.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Take the next flight out of MSP. I'll have someone waiting for you at YYZ. If Hillary manages to win, you can go back in the morning. If Trump wins, I already have a sharci husband lined up for you.

I knew my cuz would have my back. I hope the sharci husband doesn't sing like a parrot when I decide to run for office in 2018.

 

[Lord Flacko]

I knew my cuz would have my back. I hope the sharci husband doesn't sing like a parrot when I decide to run for office in 2018.

What about your fiancé?

 

[Lord Flacko]

@Duchess would you show me around next time I hop by Canada?

 

[Duchess]

What about your fiancé?

He will be her cultural, traditional, faith-based husband. If Trump win, her legal husband will be Canadian. She's learning from the best.

 

[Duchess]

@Duchess would you show me around next time I hop by Canada?

No. I know you'll rat me out.

 

[Lord Flacko]

No. I know you'll rat me out.

We could be related I got MJ fam in Canada And I wouldnt rat you out anyways, I'm not one to judge considering my degeneracy on here at times

 

[LittleNileRiver]

Inshallah Trump wins tonight!
#MakeAmericaGreatAgain

 

[Mudug-Madman]

Inshallah Trump wins tonight!
#MakeAmericaGreatAgain

Muslims for Trump! Jews for Hitler! Chickens for KFC!

 

[Apollo]

Woke from nap. Ready to brace the results.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

What about your fiancé?

My fiancé will stay in America, so I can have a halal marriage.

 

[LittleNileRiver]

Muslims for Trump! Jews for Hitler! Chickens for KFC!

The silent majority supports Donald J. Trump #MAGA

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Stupid Kentucky Rednecks voted for Trump.

ETA: Indiana rednecks also voted.

Guys I'm nervous.

 

[Mudug-Madman]

Stupid Kentucky Rednecks voted for Trump.

ETA: Indiana rednecks also voted.

Guys I'm nervous.

Lol, both of those were guaranteed to go Trump. Look at Florida, North Carolina, Ohio, and Pennsylvania. Those will decide everything.