Novel modelling of unidentified subject excreta using formal stats uncovers links to @farabuuto, @waaqoofpunt

[Calaf]

 

[Medulla]

Why don’t people know that waaqo had two other accounts besides yibir and waaqo?the accounts were: @NoSafety & @Gyro (read through their posts.) you could’ve gotten 80+ ratings (combining the ratings of both threads) if you made threads on those accounts getting banned

@Admin how is it possible for a person to have 5 accounts on here

There are more accounts that belong/belonged to him but he always gets through what do you think that means

 

[Afrique]

waaqo has never done anything to me but so many people hate him. It makes me hate his guts too. Maybe I'm easily led?

 

[Genesis]

waaqo has never done anything to me but so many people hate him. It makes me hate his guts too. Maybe I'm easily led?

He larped so badly as a Somali, he was typing "sbx" instead of "sxb" for months, and would always get triggered whenever someone brought up Ethiopia which gave him away

He was a memorable character

 

[Afrique]

He larped so badly as a Somali, he was typing "sbx" instead of "sxb" for months, and would always get triggered whenever someone brought up Ethiopia which gave him away

He was a memorable character

Is he an Oromo? They are always obsessed with Somalis.

 

[Genesis]

Is he an Oromo? They are always obsessed with Somalis.

Amxaar I believe

 

[Afrique]

Amxaar I believe

No he is definitely oromo, Amharic people are too proud to pretend to be Somali trust me.

 

[Genesis]

No he is definitely oromo, Amharic people are too proud to pretend to be Somali trust me.

Yep deffo an Oromo

The fact he tried so hard to convince us he was Somali after this was too funny to watch

 

[BetterDaysAhead]

Did he get banned?

 

[Molotoff]

basically, what i'm trying to say is

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[Farabuuto]

Well, sorry to say but I'm not I appreacite the effort though.

@embarassing @Asrafael @BetterDaysAhead I'm guessing you're all in a gc?

 

[BetterDaysAhead]

Well, sorry to say but I'm not I appreacite the effort though.

@embarassing @Asrafael @BetterDaysAhead I'm guessing you're all in a gc?

 

[Yukon_Niner]

Man this is some top tier high effort shit, fucking legend

I keep rereading and it keeps getting funnier

 

[Farabuuto]

A whole thread just for me. I'm so thankful

 

[Pipit]

Yep deffo an Oromo
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The fact he tried so hard to convince us he was Somali after this was too funny to watch

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[Octavian]

what language is that

 

[BetterDaysAhead]

what language is that

I think Amharic

 

[Asrafael]

i'm currently trying to see if waaqo will grow and self-replicate in a petri dish by using the subject excreta
and adding some big lemur eyeballs. this will either invalidate or provide support to whether a parent relationship exists between waaqo and an ancestral subject excreta, as presented on qpGraph

i'll report to you on whether this eventually goes anywhere

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Spoiler: day 1 waaqo perti dish self replication experiment

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day 2 - so far nothing

I decided to add a small slice of raw meat to the petri dish

curious to see if this will bring about any activity

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Spoiler: day 2 waaqo petri dish self replication experiment

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day 3 - finally starting to see results! it appears the poo is starting to self replicate

it appears a small piece of raw meat was a key and critical ingredient. this also best explains the elevated hemoglobin found in the subject excreta as discussed in our earlier paper.

this comes to prove the starting premise of our petri dish experiment, demonstrating that waaqo is a self replicating specie that reproduces successfully under mild climates and in a environment especially enriched for blood iron by undergoing a two step process of defecation of the replicating excrement and consequent
self replication! the first recorded instance of self replication in modern humans!

 

[Siddhartha]

Reading this gave me PTSD for skimming through research papers

 

[Medulla]

i'm currently trying to see if waaqo will grow and self-replicate in a petri dish by using the subject excreta
and adding some big lemur eyeballs. this will either invalidate or provide support to whether a parent relationship exists between waaqo and an ancestral subject excreta, as presented on qpGraph

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i'll report to you on whether this eventually goes anywhere

EDIT

Spoiler: day 1 waaqo perti dish self replication experiment

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day 2 - so far nothing

I decided to add a small slice of raw meat to the petri dish

curious to see if this will bring about any activity

EDIT

Spoiler: day 2 waaqo petri dish self replication experiment

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day 3 - finally starting to see results! it appears the poo is starting to self replicate

it appears a small piece of raw meat was a key and critical ingredient. this also best explains the elevated hemoglobin found in the subject excreta as discussed in our earlier paper.

this comes to prove the starting premise of our petri dish experiment, demonstrating that waaqo is a self replicating specie that reproduces successfully under mild climates and in a environment especially enriched for blood iron by undergoing a two step process of defecation of the replicating excrement and consequent
self replication! the first recorded instance of self replication in modern humans!

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Raw Meat??????????