No wonder Somali men are going back home for marriage.

[Jake from State Farm]

Y’all spluriging on random females
When instead you can just go bowling with the chick on a discount night( they host those like twice a week usually)
You can go roller skating or ice skating as well.

And get some good as Mexican food from a local shop. Or even some wings from wingstop or buffalo wild wing.

Eat the food at like a park.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Facts. Plus, people (women especially) are too materialistic these days. Dudes ate trying to impress chicks in the wrong ways...
Its good to splurge when it counts but cunto? Hell naw.

Facts if your girl wants you to pay for her she better splurge for you the next time you go out or else shes faker than plastic

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Y’all spluriging on random females
When instead you can just go bowling with the chick on a discount night( they host those like twice a week usually)
You can go roller skating or ice skating as well.

And get some good as Mexican food from a local shop. Or even some wings from wingstop or buffalo wild wing.

Eat the food at like a park.

You can just go chicken and chips pay 3 pound get her a cheeky burger meal and pepsi thats what i do. Just be yourself mandem no point acting different to impress another human just like you. I like honest real girls thats why i stay honest and real .

 

[bluebird]

That’s a weird statement, $50 is not much at all, but I guess it would depend on where u live. I always offer to split, but it’s a test, you can gauge his taste and you can tell if he’s punching above his weight, which is always a bad sign, and worse than being conscious of money imo.

It doesn't matter where you live. 50 bucks is one week of groceries for an entire family, so yes it is too much to be spending on a single meal you gonna spend 100 dollars on something that'll end up in the toilet 10 hours later?

 

[YourBroMoe]

I'm so glad I'm not a man.


The cheapest is South Dakota. Lmfao


How much would you pay for a dinner date?

Depends on the phase of the relationship. I prefer to keep dates light in the beginning cause I just wanna get to know you. Never understood going hard in the paint in the 1st date. You don't know the woman. Makes no sense. But if she ends up being my girl and she does right by me, I ain't gonna be a cheap f*ck with her.

 

[wars]

Why should I spend an upwards of hundreds of dollars when I can have 10 isaaq harlots and 10 hawiye concubine?

Alpha male is a dying breed.

Sad!

 

[RICH]

Our kids will be the most religous since kids only follow the mother what do you say walal

MY kids will be religious in shaa Allah. Don’t worry about that sxb. Waryayaroobe my advice is to take a bit more care of yourself and stop acting like a damn animal. You be catching an STD soon if you stay this reckless

 

[RICH]

Why should I spend an upwards of hundreds of dollars when I can have 10 isaaq harlots and 10 hawiye concubine?

Alpha male is a dying breed.

Sad!

Ramadan is clearly over.

 

[wars]

Ramadan is clearly over.

I’m happy to see u too

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

MY kids will be religious in shaa Allah. Don’t worry about that sxb. Waryayaroobe my advice is to take a bit more care of yourself and stop acting like a damn animal. You be catching an STD soon if you stay this reckless

Naaa Who said you can catch std if your celibate

 

[Ferrari]

Who goes on dates anymore? When it is time to marry, you approach families you know who have girls who dont date.

If all you want is to smash, dating is a waste of time and money.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Who goes on dates anymore? When it is time to marry, you approach families you know who have girls who dont date.

If all you want is to smash, dating is a waste of time and money.

Thats what i was saying bro when its time for marriage my Cousin Zaynab is ready

 

[Gambar]

Dating to f*ck around and dating for marriage is 2 different things abti. Don't get it twisted.

Jaw!

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

There’s a famous scammer in Minnesota who finesses fob guys. Wallahi they take her to expensive restaurants and she orders the most expensive item on the menu and these poor guys don’t know how to speak English well. Karma got her last year when she tried finessing a sijui guy. He asked for separate checks

 

[Abdalla]

Y’all spluriging on random females
When instead you can just go bowling with the chick on a discount night( they host those like twice a week usually)
You can go roller skating or ice skating as well.

And get some good as Mexican food from a local shop. Or even some wings from wingstop or buffalo wild wing.

Eat the food at like a park.

I only take them to cinema on mondays, it's discount night here, 4 euro's per person. I bring drinks and snacks from my local store.

8 euros for the two of us plus 2 euros of drinks and snacks. 10 euros in total for a long lasting memory

 

[Bohol]

$100 for dinner? food must be more expensive in North America. Here you can find dinner for two for £20.

 

[Farjano-Walad]

You would spend 50 dollars to eat a meal

its the experience, the ambience, the fleetingness of James bond, of being in a horny virile state where you constantly have a hard on and she secretly knows she is causing, and you must show your a provider and sophicated,

usally the smaller a chaps penis the more he spends to compensate,

being dashingly handsome tall Ogadeni taking her on my car for a camel milk was enough and her seeing my smile,

its 21st C and one must play the game,

i no longer date except my wife but i once dumped a haba gdiir chick in london, i took her to a £100 date (4 date) about 170 $ at that time and she said i never take her any where expensive, sense a natural gold digger i smiled like Jamaca Bootan the somali james bond and dumped her ass

if she is demanding expesnive date every date she must go and be replaced with a girl who is happy to hang around with you in a cofee shop,

also if she doesnt pay the 4th or 5th date (or atleast just offer to pay) then i used to dump her,

in my more handsome days, when i was the 3rd best looking somali in london, i used to go on atleast 3 dates a month so to save money on a potential gold digger

 

[Farjano-Walad]

what are yuo on about, no vibrant rest is that cheap unless its somali, not even asian top rest,

top rest food is not cheap, atleast 50-80£

take it from me, i have dated many many many girls,

i used to chill out with the guys who trained Rush from return of kings, david wygant who inspred the movie hitch, i used to be part of london lair adn david de angelos freidns in the uk,

i used to part of a pick up artist where we used to pick up girls on the weekend, day game , on thr weekdn alone we would collect 20-30 numbers,

this is in mid 2000s when it was not well known and they started making tv series and writng books and shyt, and if yuo did not ask for her number you paid 10£ fine to your wing men,

becasue of this i used to train friends and peers from uni on how to pick up girls,

in trains, uni,. bus, street walkng,

dates are not cheap, i am the smart suited booted tall handsome somali james bond type guy with slick soft hair to my ears, now its getting shorter,

but dates wjhere not cheap, speacilly going on atleast 3 dates,

here is the maths,

pick up 30 numbers,

10 would answer,

around 3-5 would be intersted,

2-3 would tunr up,

hence per months 3 dates, on average,

100£ each,

petrol around 40-60- i lived in brighton andvarious other towns, , i picked up in london, so i have to be in london (tourist are great)

perfume, dry cleaned suit/shirts, ( always be smart, no trainers, your a man not a boy)

i have trained friends who could barely say heloo to walking into shops in west field and picking up shop girls like cashiers, at the cofee shops, working, customers, girls with parents etc,

i was the somali hitch, i used to refuse my wing men to come out if they are wearing trainers, only suited and booted,

i was Suave Cagdhheeer

 

[Farjano-Walad]

i was doing day game pick up artis stuff before most of these new PUA guys like , rush, the guys from daygame etc - they were geeks with oily faces when i was being trained, they are not even around

i used to post when Pook was around and doc love and when david deangelo was nick named hypnosis and used to post on asite with that old jewish dating guru from the 80s/90s/20s Ross, this old anceint looking forum site, i got to read that

wheh remmerbs The Mechanic? all their old dating forum chats were recorded into an online book if yall want it,


who remembers alan roger currie and his moooooooooooooodeeeeeee Oneeeeeeee book and radio shows,


remember david x? the granddaddy of the pick up artis, this guy invented day and night game and trained david wygant, the inspiration for the movie Hitch and he trained will smith and advised them on that movie, i trained with guys who were trained by these guys,


oh man, the good old days, i knew things about chicks at 21 most guys will never know,

me and Friends will go to a restaurant and come out with the hottest waiters phone number, she had no choice, just by using eye contact and very few carefully chosen words, she was smitten,

she had no idea she was dealing with a pro

 

[yaanyuur]

I tell girls we need to split the bill. I can't be paying for every chick I date off tinder.