My Xalimo crisis boot camp

[Dalmoor]

A guide for femcels to turn them into a princess from a frog.

1. Do not be a misandrist and be respectful to men.
   
2. Stop abusing the makeup. Somali women usually stink with their stained skirts and baati, uff. Invest in perfumes, please.
   
3. Stop slandering and complaining about Somali men just because they don't ask for your number. It's unattractive and shows you're a self-hater with daddy issues. People aren't laughing with you, they're laughing at YOU.
   
4. Appreciate and love Somali men because your father, brothers, uncles, male cousins, grandfathers, future husband and sons are Somali men/boys.
   
5. Do not stare at men who you don’t know. Especially when this becomes a pattern and you do it every time you see him, now you’ve just become the weird girl from Starbucks or the library.
   
6. Learn how to cook. If you do not know how to cook, no man is going to wife you.
   
7. Obey your husband since he's Islamically in charge of you and fulfil your household duties.
   
8. Stay away from feminism. It will show you're a toxic woman and men will stay far away from you.
9. Stop entertaining the idea of interracial marriages, it shows your level of self-hatred and insecurities. 99% interracial marriages Somali women has end with a divorce and they are left as single mothers with bastard children. Stop thinking you're desired and winning when you can only bag an ex-con revert. Deluded girls, smh.
   
10. Stop begging approvals from foreigners. Stop riding each other cocks and calling each other beautiful. The whole world thinks you're insecure and deluded. You don't need to tell the whole world you're beautiful. You sound like those desperate black women begging for ratings.
11. Go to the gym, most of you Somali women are obese. You look like a bunch of landwhales, bismillah.
    
12. There are known rumours Somali women downstairs stink so please clean it and sort out the smell and please, change and wash your underwears.
    
13. Stop being gold diggers and think about the long term. Stop dreaming about a high price for mehr, wedding and honeymoon because it's not going to happen. The husband will invest in imortant stuffs such as house, car, other necessary things and will safe that money for his children. The man wants you to love him, not for his money and he will test you.
14. Don't have an attitude when speaking to men. Be kind and respectful, don't be loud, rude and argumentative. Somali women are ratched (wannabe black women) and you need to fix your behaviours like seriously.
    
15. Stop hopping onto other communities business. You guys are on BLM movement, SJW movement, feminism, LGBTQ rights and all other nonsense. Worry about your own people and your own country, stop begging Ajnabis and their problems. Stop this victim Olympics. Wallahi, Somali women are the biggest begs and it's so embarrassing.
    
16. Stop demanding 10/10 Somali guy when you're 2/10. Be humble and find a good guy.
    
17. Practise your deen properly. Don't pick and choose from the deen what youlike and don't like. Embrace all of it.

 

[Dalmoor]

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[Helios]

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Ty dalmoor I'm working on a funny shitpost so I needed this quote list

 

[Odkac WRLD]

@Dalmoor understand your not actually as good looking as you think you are...it is due to you all gassing each other up. In reality you are average looking... be grateful your Mali king haven’t left

 

[NotMyL]

Tltr

 

[Dalmoor]

Ty dalmoor I'm working on a funny shitpost so I needed this quote list

You can thank @Lostbox

 

[Abdisamad]

Is this a response to @Muji

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[bluebird]

how sad you have to try to lower someones self esteem to have a chance with them. that whole diatribe was riddled with negging and gaslighting (people are laughing at you not with you). You'd probably be the type to psychologically abuse your wife. Stop worrying about what other women do, its not your business

 

[Teflon]

A guide for femcels to turn them into a princess from a frog.

1. Do not be a misandrist and be respectful to men.
   
2. Stop abusing the makeup. Somali women usually stink with their stained skirts and baati, uff. Invest in perfumes, please.
   
3. Stop slandering and complaining about Somali men just because they don't ask for your number. It's unattractive and shows you're a self-hater with daddy issues. People aren't laughing with you, they're laughing at YOU.
   
4. Appreciate and love Somali men because your father, brothers, uncles, male cousins, grandfathers, future husband and sons are Somali men/boys.
   
5. Do not stare at men who you don’t know. Especially when this becomes a pattern and you do it every time you see him, now you’ve just become the weird girl from Starbucks or the library.
   
6. Learn how to cook. If you do not know how to cook, no man is going to wife you.
   
7. Obey your husband since he's Islamically in charge of you and fulfil your household duties.
   
8. Stay away from feminism. It will show you're a toxic woman and men will stay far away from you.
9. Stop entertaining the idea of interracial marriages, it shows your level of self-hatred and insecurities. 99% interracial marriages Somali women has end with a divorce and they are left as single mothers with bastard children. Stop thinking you're desired and winning when you can only bag an ex-con revert. Deluded girls, smh.
   
10. Stop begging approvals from foreigners. Stop riding each other cocks and calling each other beautiful. The whole world thinks you're insecure and deluded. You don't need to tell the whole world you're beautiful. You sound like those desperate black women begging for ratings.
11. Go to the gym, most of you Somali women are obese. You look like a bunch of landwhales, bismillah.
    
12. There are known rumours Somali women downstairs stink so please clean it and sort out the smell and please, change and wash your underwears.
    
13. Stop being gold diggers and think about the long term. Stop dreaming about a high price for mehr, wedding and honeymoon because it's not going to happen. The husband will invest in imortant stuffs such as house, car, other necessary things and will safe that money for his children. The man wants you to love him, not for his money and he will test you.
14. Don't have an attitude when speaking to men. Be kind and respectful, don't be loud, rude and argumentative. Somali women are ratched (wannabe black women) and you need to fix your behaviours like seriously.
    
15. Stop hopping onto other communities business. You guys are on BLM movement, SJW movement, feminism, LGBTQ rights and all other nonsense. Worry about your own people and your own country, stop begging Ajnabis and their problems. Stop this victim Olympics. Wallahi, Somali women are the biggest begs and it's so embarrassing.
    
16. Stop demanding 10/10 Somali guy when you're 2/10. Be humble and find a good guy.
    
17. Practise your deen properly. Don't pick and choose from the deen what youlike and don't like. Embrace all of it.

All of what u said is true. Xalimos must fix them selfves indeed

 

[Helios]

You can thank @Lostbox

Unfortunately it's a gender bait thread idea so I'll need to wait until this one dies down

 

[Dalmoor]

how sad you have to try to lower someones self esteem to have a chance with them. that whole diatribe was riddled with negging and gaslighting (people are laughing at you not with you). You'd probably be the type to psychologically abuse your wife. Stop worrying about what other women do, its not your business

I'm far from being sad & worried, next please

 

[Abdisamad]

@Dalmoor
I agree with some of your points... Such as blm, sjw and lgbtq and also the part where Ajnabis are laughing at somali girls who bash their brothers... As I see it Somali twitter boys and girls are like two pigs wrestling in a mud ditch and asking their audience which one is most clean and beautiful..

 

[tima]

A guide for femcels to turn them into a princess from a frog.

1. Do not be a misandrist and be respectful to men.
   
2. Stop abusing the makeup. Somali women usually stink with their stained skirts and baati, uff. Invest in perfumes, please.
   
3. Stop slandering and complaining about Somali men just because they don't ask for your number. It's unattractive and shows you're a self-hater with daddy issues. People aren't laughing with you, they're laughing at YOU.
   
4. Appreciate and love Somali men because your father, brothers, uncles, male cousins, grandfathers, future husband and sons are Somali men/boys.
   
5. Do not stare at men who you don’t know. Especially when this becomes a pattern and you do it every time you see him, now you’ve just become the weird girl from Starbucks or the library.
   
6. Learn how to cook. If you do not know how to cook, no man is going to wife you.
   
7. Obey your husband since he's Islamically in charge of you and fulfil your household duties.
   
8. Stay away from feminism. It will show you're a toxic woman and men will stay far away from you.
9. Stop entertaining the idea of interracial marriages, it shows your level of self-hatred and insecurities. 99% interracial marriages Somali women has end with a divorce and they are left as single mothers with bastard children. Stop thinking you're desired and winning when you can only bag an ex-con revert. Deluded girls, smh.
   
10. Stop begging approvals from foreigners. Stop riding each other cocks and calling each other beautiful. The whole world thinks you're insecure and deluded. You don't need to tell the whole world you're beautiful. You sound like those desperate black women begging for ratings.
11. Go to the gym, most of you Somali women are obese. You look like a bunch of landwhales, bismillah.
    
12. There are known rumours Somali women downstairs stink so please clean it and sort out the smell and please, change and wash your underwears.
    
13. Stop being gold diggers and think about the long term. Stop dreaming about a high price for mehr, wedding and honeymoon because it's not going to happen. The husband will invest in imortant stuffs such as house, car, other necessary things and will safe that money for his children. The man wants you to love him, not for his money and he will test you.
14. Don't have an attitude when speaking to men. Be kind and respectful, don't be loud, rude and argumentative. Somali women are ratched (wannabe black women) and you need to fix your behaviours like seriously.
    
15. Stop hopping onto other communities business. You guys are on BLM movement, SJW movement, feminism, LGBTQ rights and all other nonsense. Worry about your own people and your own country, stop begging Ajnabis and their problems. Stop this victim Olympics. Wallahi, Somali women are the biggest begs and it's so embarrassing.
    
16. Stop demanding 10/10 Somali guy when you're 2/10. Be humble and find a good guy.
    
17. Practise your deen properly. Don't pick and choose from the deen what youlike and don't like. Embrace all of it.

None of these speak of me but this list was weird.

 

[Dalmoor]

@Dalmoor understand your not actually as good looking as you think you are...it is due to you all gassing each other up. In reality you are average looking... be grateful your Mali king haven’t left

I'm a male tf

All of what u said is true. Xalimos must fix them selfves indeed

Stay tuned brother. All I said was the damn truth. I'm not hurting anyone's feelings unlike what some may believe. Truth has to be spoken, eventually.

 

[Dalmoor]

None of these speak of me but this list was weird.

How was it weird if I may ask? Yeah these list doesn't apply to all xaliimos.

 

[Saredo]

Very disrespectful. Halimos and Faraaxs have lost the plot. Y'all need to stfu.

 

[Odkac WRLD]

I'm a male tf

Stay tuned brother. All I said was the damn truth. I'm not hurting anyone's feelings unlike what some may believe. Truth has to be spoken, eventually.

I meant you should add it to the list kkkk

 

[Odkac WRLD]

Is this a response to @Muji

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It won’t end until we’re victorious

 

[Abdisamad]

Very disrespectful. Halimos and Faraaxs have lost the plot. Y'all need to stfu.

it's like
We've become the new madow... This culture of gender bashing used to be a madow thing. Which is a sign of a disfunctional society with zero to non existing family structure.. Is this where we are hiding to? We lost our country became refugees, lost our language and culture and now we are having a complete meltdown

I think I'll claim Ethiopian or Kenyan from now on.. I can't be associated with this shit anymore

 

[Odkac WRLD]

it's like
We've become the new madow... This culture of gender bashing used to be a madow thing. Which is a sign of a disfunctional society with zero to non existing family structure.. Is this where we are hiding to? We lost our country became refugees, lost our language and culture and now we are having a complete meltdown

I think I'll claim Ethiopian or Kenyan from now on.. I can't be associated with this shit anymore

Xalimos started it we ending it