Jake from State Farm
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Creep@Jerome in the house youve lost your dhaqan don’t talk about me you American pig
Creep@Jerome in the house youve lost your dhaqan don’t talk about me you American pig
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Nigga your 28 lol your ancestors would be looking at you like where is your spouse.Your ancestors wouldn’t be proud of you, you’re lost
Don't be talking smack boy after you got karbaashed@Jerome in the house youve lost your dhaqan don’t talk about me you American pig
How did you even know that you could get a doctor to measure someone's dick? Where did you learn this?!
This is true but let's not tell porkies. Dick size can make a difference. Imagine she ends up with a micropenis.Sis you need to stop obsessing over penetration, studies have proven that most women aren't sexually fulfilled by that alone. You won't know what your preference is till you married i'm assuming your a virgin so why ask questions like size your mom is right its ceeb LOOL
Waryaa, I don't necessarily want a 3 inch. I just want it
Waryaa, I don't want exactly a 3inch. I just want it to be more than 2.81 inches, doesn't matter what size it is. Although I prefer no 6" as I already hate tampons.
Get new parents.So I was introduced to a guy. He was really nice, and mature, which is expected since he's 24 and I'm 19. I liked him a lot so we kept getting to know each other for a short while. We were talking about health one day and I brought up STD's. I said I trusted him if he said he's clean but I still wanted test results on paper and for him to visit a urologist for his measurements down there.
He didn't call me or get in contact for a few days. My mom one day suddenky came to me habaaring me saying waan ceeboobay and that I've copied dirty white girls. I was so confused but apparently the guy ratted to his Hooyo what I asked, and she must have gleefully relayed it back to my mother painting the story horribly. My parents are saying they regret raising me in the West and that I will never get married until I get dhaqan celis.
Why are Somali parents so irrational and oppressive? Seriously, if a guy asked to see a girls hair and awrah it wouldn't be a big deal. I didn't even ask to see his awrah, I wanted freaking measurements. This is why I imagine marrying an ajnabi would be better. If he passed my 2" standard he would be confident in himself and be open minded in assuring my concerns.
So I was introduced to a guy. He was really nice, and mature, which is expected since he's 24 and I'm 19. I liked him a lot so we kept getting to know each other for a short while. We were talking about health one day and I brought up STD's. I said I trusted him if he said he's clean but I still wanted test results on paper and for him to visit a urologist for his measurements down there.
He didn't call me or get in contact for a few days. My mom one day suddenky came to me habaaring me saying waan ceeboobay and that I've copied dirty white girls. I was so confused but apparently the guy ratted to his Hooyo what I asked, and she must have gleefully relayed it back to my mother painting the story horribly. My parents are saying they regret raising me in the West and that I will never get married until I get dhaqan celis.
Why are Somali parents so irrational and oppressive? Seriously, if a guy asked to see a girls hair and awrah it wouldn't be a big deal. I didn't even ask to see his awrah, I wanted freaking measurements. This is why I imagine marrying an ajnabi would be better. If he passed my 2" standard he would be confident in himself and be open minded in assuring my concerns.
This is true but let's not tell porkies. Dick size can make a difference. Imagine she ends up with a micropenis.
Op, i don't believe you. :/
This is true but let's not tell porkies. Dick size can make a difference. Imagine she ends up with a micropenis.
Op, i don't believe you. :/
Sister kawsar I haven't read anymore comments and I do not know the normal size of a mans awrah but 2 inch seems rather small for anything.
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This finna be you when his shit is bigger than 3 inches
Anyone ever tell you that you look like the Somali jimmy neutron
Nigga your 28 lol your ancestors would be looking at you like where is your spouse.
Don’t come at me. Stay in your lane
That is long.I think your allowed to divorce him - not sure - on the basis of lack of sexual fulfilment, so your not tied to him for life.
I think it is 4-5 tbh :/Normal average size 6 inch
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