My first online dating experience FaraxNation advise me

pablo

Make Dhulos Great Again
Depends were she’s from, if from the uk especially London don’t message her ever again she’s most likely bugged out, if she’s from somewhere in Europe she’s most likely overweight and immaturely fobby. :yacadiim:
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
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Nothing quite like an invite to Islam and a sexual innuendo all in one loool.

Listen to your prophet.

I swear this pissed me off so bad that I had to quote it again.

I'm having my own redpill moment like Tupac


I was willing to call you ukhti, now I'm close to call you a b!tch
 

VixR

Veritas
I swear this pissed me off so bad that I had to quote it again.

I'm having my own redpill moment like Tupac


I was willing to call you ukhti, now I'm close to call you a b!tch
I can’t believe that’s Tupac lol. How interesting.

To quote Inquisitive, water seeks its level. Acudubillah. He lost it. No wonder men have been historically told to be stoic, they can be downright scary when they’re volatile :yloezpe:
 

Yoo

Eel eh?
Okay, that's too good to be true. However, I am not scarred. No girl fucked me up. I am never satisfied, the gras is greener on the other side. It's with everything, even in my career. I switched jobs 3 times in the last two years. But that's more practical because I increased my salary by 50% in the last 2 years.

Nothing can fill the mouth of the Son of Adam except the sand in the grave.
You told me you’re never satisfied, and to prove it, you talked about moving jobs several times, but then you inadvertently gave me the most practical reason in the world for leaving those jobs lol.

I’m sorry. I’ll stop.

I do like that last line. It’s a good line.
Credit goes to Habiballah
Ibn 'Abbas and Anas bin Malik (May Allah be pleased with them) reported:
Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said, "If a son of Adam were to own a valley full of gold, he would desire to have two. Nothing can fill his mouth except the earth (of the grave). Allah turns with mercy to him who turns to Him in repentance".

[Al-Bukhari and Muslim].
 
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Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
VIP
Plagiarism , Credit goes to Habiballah
Ibn 'Abbas and Anas bin Malik (May Allah be pleased with them) reported:
Messenger of Allah (ﷺ) said, "If a son of Adam were to own a valley full of gold, he would desire to have two. Nothing can fill his mouth except the earth (of the grave). Allah turns with mercy to him who turns to Him in repentance".

[Al-Bukhari and Muslim].

I am a complicated person, not predictable at all.



It's a hadith from the infallible, the most beloved prophet.

Do not jump the gun. I'd never attribute a Quran verse or a hadith to myself
 

Muji

VIP
I’m genuinly curious @Abdalla what made you transition from a FDK loser into someone who posts in the general. Usually it goes the other way around.
 

AarHawd_7

North-West, London
@Abdalla ka carar abti, she is a fat single mother probably. Dont get sucked in, escape while you can. Or you will wake up one day next to her and kids who are not yours.

Warned you bro.
 

Abdalla

Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis
Prof.Dr.Eng.
VIP
@Abdalla ka carar abti, she is a fat single mother probably. Dont get sucked in, escape while you can. Or you will wake up one day next to her and kids who are not yours.

Warned you bro.

Abti, does she remind you of the girl you took out, the one that ate your plate when you went to the bathroom
 
I thought you were married? Do u know what she looks like? (full body pic)
Alot of girls on SM are thick and big in rl, but you would never know it from their IG's. Ive seen many in rl and theyre not as confident and are actually very big, it shocked me ngl. Seeing a slim xalimo in my area is rare.
 

Bernie Madoff

Afhayeenka SL
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I thought you were married? Do u know what she looks like? (full body pic)
Alot of girls on SM are thick and big in rl, but you would never know it from their IG's. Ive seen many in rl and theyre not as confident and are actually very big, it shocked me ngl. Seeing a slim xalimo in my area is rare.
I bet you live in Etobicoke if rarely see a slim xalimo :mjlol:
 
I am talking to this Xalimo whom I met online. We've talked a lot and she seems very sensual. Love the voice. She sent me couple of bad quality pictures. The pics have literally 1-2 megapixels.

Anyways something happened to her which worries me. She said her shoulders are hurting badly due to an incident and I thought immediately that it was due to an accident, perhaps a car accident. She said her shoulder hurts because I slept on it last night.

I thought to myself how far must you be if your shoulders hurt if you slept on your side? I sleep on my side every time and my shoulders do not hurt. I asked others and their shoulders do not hurt.

I immediately videocalled her but she's bot picking up.

We are suppose to meet next weekend, but now I am worried I will see a fatso
Are you saying that her shoulder is hurting because she is fat? Lol shoulder pain has nothing to do with weight maybe knee pain
 

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