My first online dating experience FaraxNation advise me

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  1. VixR

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    You told me you’re never satisfied, and to prove it, you talked about moving jobs several times, but then you inadvertently gave me the most practical reason in the world for leaving those jobs lol.

    I’m sorry. I’ll stop.

    I do like that last line. It’s a good line.
     
  2. Jaydaan

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    You are overthinking this bro. You are suffering from waali mj and there is no cure for that.
     
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    Mjs have a disease?
    Register to view spoiler content!
     
  4. Jaydaan

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    I would never go to them. First of all they have more issues than others. Secondly they get paid by telling you that you have issues. Its in their interest to make you think your issues are bigger than they are.
     
  5. Jaydaan

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    Loool vix got jokes today....someone in good mood today
     
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    I do think there are things that for some people talking about exacerbates, but I actually think many people benefit from it, bc it helps them iron it out. But you have to be ready for that shit.

    I don’t think I’m so messed up that I need to see someone. It would be a bad sign at this age. Hopefully, you’ve lived some life before then, but then again so many people deal with a lot at a young age.

    I prefer my moments of clarity.
     
  7. Abdalla

    Abdalla Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis Prof.Dr.Eng. VIP

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    I am a complicated person, not predictable at all.

    It's a hadith from the infallible, the most beloved prophet.
     
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  8. VixR

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    He (SAW) also said the greatest jihad is within your own soul.
     
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    Who do psychologist see? Constantly hearing about peoples problem must fvck up your sanity I would guess. Thats why i think most are fvcked up as well
     
  10. Abdalla

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    Not sure if it happened before on SSPOT, but I officially invite you back to Islam.

    Let Islam fill what you're missing.
     
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    Lol so let me get this straight you were dumped by a xalimo who upgraded to an alpha male and in an attempt to get over her you have been dating an Afghan who isn’t allowed to leave the house and now a catfish who could be a man.

    Make sure you go on the date and give us an honest update- I’ll get my popcorn ready
     
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    Nothing quite like an invite to Islam and a sexual innuendo all in one loool.

    Listen to your prophet.
     
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  13. Abdalla

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    You're like our devil. Your story line contains 1% of truth and you fill it with 99% lies.

    The ex that I humiliated and scarred to the point she asked me to talk in afsomali didn't dump me. We just had a bad break up and she tried to stunt on me by inviting me to her wedding. I found out the wedding was called of. On the date of the wedding I texted her 'I am at the venue but nobody is here. The doors are closed....?'

    Then I saw her in the train and we all know how that went.
     
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    Say wallahi he invited you to Islam with an offer of sex as a reward.

    I’m logging off. This man needs medicine.
     
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    He outdid himself. I gotta hand it to him.

    He can always turn it around on me and say I’m a dirty minded gaal though, so it was a risk to mention it.
     
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    Oh walahi i didn't mean anything sexual about 'filling'.

    Get your mind out of the gutter. My invitation was sincere
     
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    3afa Allah wa Sami3.
     
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    Unless its something else I didnt even think of sex with filling what you missing. That was genuine invite to the right path
     
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    You don’t get his mentions. Let it go. IDC. Really, if anything I’m impressed.
     
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    @Abdalla I heard the highly pixelated photo came from an Austrian IP.
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