My first online dating experience FaraxNation advise me

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  1. Abdalla

    Abdalla Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis Prof.Dr.Eng. VIP

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    I am talking to this Xalimo whom I met online. We've talked a lot and she seems very sensual. Love the voice. She sent me couple of bad quality pictures. The pics have literally 1-2 megapixels.

    Anyways something happened to her which worries me. She said her shoulders are hurting badly due to an incident and I thought immediately that it was due to an accident, perhaps a car accident. She said her shoulder hurts because I slept on it last night.

    I thought to myself how far must you be if your shoulders hurt if you slept on your side? I sleep on my side every time and my shoulders do not hurt. I asked others and their shoulders do not hurt.

    I immediately videocalled her but she's bot picking up.

    We are suppose to meet next weekend, but now I am worried I will see a fatso
     
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  2. riyaale

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    If she doesn't pick up ur video calls move on .
     
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  3. VixR

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    Funny, I would’ve thought the opposite. Fat peoples’ shoulders don’t hurt from sleeping on their sides, they have more cushioning. It’s far more likely for a bony person sleeping in a funny position to hurt their angles.

    What an underwhelming story anyway lol. I came here expecting something more juicy.
     
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  4. NotMyL

    NotMyL "You are your best thing"

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    If that happens you can always pull one of these

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  5. Apollo

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    @Abdalla weren't you already settling down with Beesha Taliban?
     
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  6. Abdalla

    Abdalla Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis Prof.Dr.Eng. VIP

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    I'm not a one woman man. It is complicated.
     
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  7. VixR

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    I wouldn’t meet someone this shady. I’d have to see them on video first, and after that in a public place.
     
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    VixR Veritas VIP

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    Why self-sabotage yourself?
     
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  9. joko

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    If all her pics are face pics then she's definetly a fatso.
     
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    Apollo Staff Member Moderator

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    I once tried a Muslim dating site. It was hilarious. :russ:

    Laandheer :trumpsmirk:
     
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  11. riyaale

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    I like ur mentality, but, don't disperse ur seeds here and there. I don't want to see little lost faraxs.
     
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    I hate to say it, but there will definitely be “little lost Farahs”. That’s how it goes.
     
  13. Abdalla

    Abdalla Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis Prof.Dr.Eng. VIP

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    Women love that shit. Sometimes I even pretend to be married and talk about my supposed marital problems as an ice breaker.

    It took me a while to understand women and I'm enjoying it.
     
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  14. riyaale

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    If he pick his girls carefully and has worst case scenario plan and back it up with Benjamins I think it's fair to say No
     
  15. Abdalla

    Abdalla Medical specialist in diagnosing Majeerteentitis Prof.Dr.Eng. VIP

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    I am not a zaani, an adulterer.
     
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    Double check and see if she has majeerteenitis to see if she's compatible or not.
     
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  17. riyaale

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    I never said anything about zina, u can't do it halal way
     
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    You’re naive.
     
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    I think one woman for man is nonsense, unless she is cash cow.
     
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    I think both sexes are like that tbh. They get bored with each other. It takes a lot of work for eyes not to wander eventually. But I think wanting to get married is saying you’re willing to try. He hasn’t even started yet and he’s already sabotaging it. Might be on purpose.
     
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