Met other Somali in café

[Mehmet]

Cafe is code word for Gents club aka Strip club
Last time I went there was News Years, biggest regret
For 4 days kept on reminiscing shiz jiggling

Must have been nice loool

 

[AIOPZ]

People who don't tell their qabiils are cowards and weaklings.

 

[CaliTedesse]

Even fobs don't ask me. It's just not politically correct. If we are actually enemies, it's best for the both of us if we don't know.


A cafe where coffee is served or a bar where alcohol is served?

Both coffee and alcohol

 

[Apollo]

So I met this other Somali yesterday in a cafe. Wallahi billahi was shocked to see a other Somali there. Btw don't drink abihiin wasse. Waa xaraam,,but this nigga did ,,,,,not that it's any of my businnes. Told him I was Sudanese and he believed me. Hmdlh he didn't think I was Somali. He talked bit politics and stuff. Then this xaywaan went on to qabiil typical Xaarmalian asking me what's my tribe. He is from Galguduud. I had to think quickly of a Sudanese tribe or Arab tribe I don't know why but I said Banu Makhzoom lmfaoooo. Told him we arrived Mecca to Sudan Omdurman lmfaooooo. Going home I asked myself why I thought of this tribe only.to find out it's from our Prophets (saw)era. I must've read about it somewhere.

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Around Somalis I tend to lie about my ethnic waa best approach becos waa dad xaasid iyo stinky.

Tell me when was last time you lied about background? Kkkkk

Only pretended to be Ethiopian once to avoid having to talk to a Somali stranger. A raggedy looking middle-aged Somali guy.

And another time, this Habesha guy started talking to me and he couldn't believe I was not Habesha or Ethiopian and told me I was lying. Lmao.

 

[Happy_]

Lol, reminds me of the time i lied to this somali guy . This guy asked if I needed help, apparently I looked lost. yh right. I was on my phone, minding my business tho, waa maxaysomalis really don't know how to approach a girl anyways, he started talking in somali and I acted as tho I'm not somali, he was shocked miskiinka, I told him I don't understand, I'm Ethiopian then he asked reaaallly? You look very somali, the look on his face he was like miskiinka, I look nothing like habesha, but in that moment i cba to talk to him. Then he asked if I'm afar or oromo I got scared he'd talk to me in amharic and said good bye. I vamoosed sidii ay malagii galay. Why are somalis so annoying

 

[Lum]

So I met this other Somali yesterday in a cafe. Wallahi billahi was shocked to see a other Somali there. Btw don't drink abihiin wasse. Waa xaraam,,but this nigga did ,,,,,not that it's any of my businnes. Told him I was Sudanese and he believed me. Hmdlh he didn't think I was Somali. He talked bit politics and stuff. Then this xaywaan went on to qabiil typical Xaarmalian asking me what's my tribe. He is from Galguduud. I had to think quickly of a Sudanese tribe or Arab tribe I don't know why but I said Banu Makhzoom lmfaoooo. Told him we arrived Mecca to Sudan Omdurman lmfaooooo. Going home I asked myself why I thought of this tribe only.to find out it's from our Prophets (saw)era. I must've read about it somewhere.

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Around Somalis I tend to lie about my ethnic waa best approach becos waa dad xaasid iyo stinky.

Tell me when was last time you lied about background? Kkkkk

Lying is a grave sin. One should speak truth if one believe’s in Allah (Subhanahu wa Ta’ala) and the last day. If not, then one should be quit. This will indeed benefit the believer. May Allah( Subhanahu wa Ta’ala) elevaye our status in this life and the hereafter. And Allah knows best.

 

[CaliTedesse]

@Lum jazakallah khair

 

[Lum]

@Lum jazakallah khair

Wa antum fa jazakum Allahu khairan

 

[bluebird]

I would sometimes to avoid creepy old men when I didn’t feel like talking, but I would slip up.

It would go something like this. Them: somali maa tahay?” Me in response: maya!

 

[Lum]

I would sometimes to avoid creepy old men when I didn’t feel like talking, but I would slip up.

It would go something like this. Them: somali maa tahay?” Me in response: maya!

Are you a girl?

 

[bluebird]

Are you a girl?

Yeah