Met other Somali in café

[CaliTedesse]

So I met this other Somali yesterday in a cafe. Wallahi billahi was shocked to see a other Somali there. Btw don't drink abihiin wasse. Waa xaraam,,but this nigga did ,,,,,not that it's any of my businnes. Told him I was Sudanese and he believed me. Hmdlh he didn't think I was Somali. He talked bit politics and stuff. Then this xaywaan went on to qabiil typical Xaarmalian asking me what's my tribe. He is from Galguduud. I had to think quickly of a Sudanese tribe or Arab tribe I don't know why but I said Banu Makhzoom lmfaoooo. Told him we arrived Mecca to Sudan Omdurman lmfaooooo. Going home I asked myself why I thought of this tribe only.to find out it's from our Prophets (saw)era. I must've read about it somewhere.

Around Somalis I tend to lie about my ethnic waa best approach becos waa dad xaasid iyo stinky.

Tell me when was last time you lied about background? Kkkkk

 

[Marquis]

@CaliTedesse

Same, if its a guy I tend to lie about my ethnicity but the moment its a Hafsa with a nice back I'm the most patriotic Somali known to man who will take care of you in this degenerate kuffar nation.

 

[CaliTedesse]

@CaliTedesse

Same, if its a guy I tend to lie about my ethnicity but the moment its a Hafsa with a nice back I'm the most patriotic Somali known to man who will take care of you in this degenerate kuffar nation.

Waa best approach bro they talk a lot and don't want you.to do good and spread news like animals putting 500 evil eyes on your life.

 

[Marquis]

Waa best approach bro they talk a lot and don't want you.to do good and spread news like animals putting 500 evil eyes on your life.

I dislike Somali guys tbh, very annoying bunch so I distance myself from them. I only lie about my ethnicity to them cause I don't want anything to do with them.

Girls on the other hand, not just Somali girls, love a guy who is connected to his roots and is proud. I remember chatting to this diaspora pan-African Ghanaian girl who was impressed by how informative I am. Showed her some beautiful pictures of Warsheekh/Jowhar/Mogadishu on my phone and it worked to perfection. She starts talking about how she hasn't met many African guys who are so fond of their heritage like you kkk

 

[CaliTedesse]

I dislike Somali guys tbh, very annoying bunch so I distance myself from them. I only lie about my ethnicity to them cause I don't want anything to do with them.

Girls on the other hand, not just Somali girls, love a guy who is connected to his roots and is proud. I remember chatting to this diaspora pan-African Ghanaian girl who was impressed by how informative I am. Showed her some beautiful pictures of Warsheekh/Jowhar/Mogadishu on my phone and it worked to perfection. She starts talking about how she hasn't met many African guys who are so fond of their heritage like you kkk

Kkkkkkkkkkkk you sneaky bastard on foreign girls especially African girls it works good es love a confident man bruh yeah that's true Bantu men are not that fond of their Heritage.

 

[Marquis]

Kkkkkkkkkkkk you sneaky bastard on foreign girls especially African girls it works good es love a confident man bruh yeah that's true Bantu men are not that fond of their Heritage.

fam these man love changing their names wallahi. I was looking through the register one time and I seen this long ass name that I ain't never seen before so I brought it to my lecturer and said who is this, she replied "oh, that's Jason"

 

[CaliTedesse]

fam these man love changing their names wallahi. I was looking through the register one time and I seen this long ass name that I ain't never seen before so I brought it to my lecturer and said who is this, she replied "oh, that's Jason"

LMFAOOOOOO that's typical of them

 

[World]

No Somali born in the west has ever asked for my tribe.

 

[Sol]

No Somali born in the west has ever asked for my tribe.

This, unless you're hanging out with fobs and people who have nothing else going for themselves no one asks you about you're qabiil

 

[Basra]

So I met this other Somali yesterday in a cafe. Wallahi billahi was shocked to see a other Somali there. Btw don't drink abihiin wasse. Waa xaraam,,but this nigga did ,,,,,not that it's any of my businnes. Told him I was Sudanese and he believed me. Hmdlh he didn't think I was Somali. He talked bit politics and stuff. Then this xaywaan went on to qabiil typical Xaarmalian asking me what's my tribe. He is from Galguduud. I had to think quickly of a Sudanese tribe or Arab tribe I don't know why but I said Banu Makhzoom lmfaoooo. Told him we arrived Mecca to Sudan Omdurman lmfaooooo. Going home I asked myself why I thought of this tribe only.to find out it's from our Prophets (saw)era. I must've read about it somewhere.

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Around Somalis I tend to lie about my ethnic waa best approach becos waa dad xaasid iyo stinky.

Tell me when was last time you lied about background? Kkkkk

was he shocked at your obesity?

 

[Kanini]

So I met this other Somali yesterday in a cafe. Wallahi billahi was shocked to see a other Somali there. Btw don't drink abihiin wasse. Waa xaraam,,but this nigga did ,,,,,not that it's any of my businnes. Told him I was Sudanese and he believed me. Hmdlh he didn't think I was Somali. He talked bit politics and stuff. Then this xaywaan went on to qabiil typical Xaarmalian asking me what's my tribe. He is from Galguduud. I had to think quickly of a Sudanese tribe or Arab tribe I don't know why but I said Banu Makhzoom lmfaoooo. Told him we arrived Mecca to Sudan Omdurman lmfaooooo. Going home I asked myself why I thought of this tribe only.to find out it's from our Prophets (saw)era. I must've read about it somewhere.

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Around Somalis I tend to lie about my ethnic waa best approach becos waa dad xaasid iyo stinky.

Tell me when was last time you lied about background? Kkkkk

Why were you shocked to see a Somali? What State are you from where there aren't many Somalis?

 

[CaliTedesse]

This, unless you're hanging out with fobs and people who have nothing else going for themselves no one asks you about you're qabiil

Many fobs in Yurub. Btw many do ask for it. Waa normal

 

[CaliTedesse]

Why were you shocked to see a Somali? What State are you from where there aren't many Somalis?

İts café that's why

 

[CaliTedesse]

No Somali born in the west has ever asked for my tribe.

No Somali that grew up here has asked my too about.it lakiin this guy was even a bodyguard in Mogadishu he told me.

 

[jamal9]

if someone asks for my qabil, i ask him to tell me his first. then i respond with the rival qabil to his. i tell him his qabil is shyt/poor/powerless/ass-broke/ugly. basically just insult his qabil. the m/f will just leave.

 

[CaliTedesse]

if someone asks for my qabil, i ask him to tell me his first. then i respond with the rival qabil to his. i tell him his qabil is shyt/poor/powerless/ass-broke/ugly. basically just insult his qabil. the m/f will just leave.

Nigga u xaasid as hell

 

[roble]

some always taking the lowest denominator and making threads out of it.

 

[Crow]

No Somali born in the west has ever asked for my tribe.

Even fobs don't ask me. It's just not politically correct. If we are actually enemies, it's best for the both of us if we don't know.

İts café that's why

A cafe where coffee is served or a bar where alcohol is served?

 

[mrlog]

Even fobs don't ask me. It's just not politically correct. If we are actually enemies, it's best for the both of us if we don't know.


A cafe where coffee is served or a bar where alcohol is served?

Cafe is code word for Gents club aka Strip club
Last time I went there was News Years, biggest regret
For 4 days kept on reminiscing shiz jiggling

 

[Mehmet]

@CaliTedesse

Same, if its a guy I tend to lie about my ethnicity but the moment its a Hafsa with a nice back I'm the most patriotic Somali known to man who will take care of you in this degenerate kuffar nation.

Ofcourse as hafsa's are bootylicious