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Bro idc about his qabil he told me quote "I couch surf at my Darood brothers houses ". He is darood im isaaq yet he is one of favourite users we get along perfectly as Somalis . I also campaigned to get him unbanned. drink some cold lemonade and stop taking SSPOT so seriously .


So, you have some nice history with him? That is good to know. The usual comments about clan I encounter are almost always negative. And it wasn't important to mention his clan anyway because your point would still be made without that mention. With that said, My favorite lemonade is "no Qabil talk". Tastes better that way. I have zero interest in clan talk.

The Forum is more respectable now than it used to be when every other headline was about some tuulo and clan bullshit that followed where people fought everyday along clan lines.

There is a section now where people who can't live a day without clan discussion can visit and write their pile of warxumo, thank God for that.
 
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Simple really. I'm the only member of the prewar generation who tells young Somalis the truth about how things really are, so they assume anyone who doesn't act holier than thou must be tight with Iblees. Haven't seen that guy since he was evicted from jannah for not being a good tenant.

Honesty is a double edged sword. It's praised as a virtue, but gets you in trouble every time.


Wise words saxib. Still, while you deliver the truth as it should be, you can avoid certain pitfalls for yourself and care about you a little. That is all I am saying. Don't sacrifice yourself at the expense of truth telling.


I didn't understand your analogy of Iblees. Can you elaborate?
 
And why is Qabiil important here? The brother is Somali and that should be more than enough for us to be concerned about him. He is a relative and a brother, that is how I feel about him.


Maal mahaan qabyaaladda waa ka raysannay saxib, don't invite the usual clan bs that buried our society under a pile of dunk miles high.
I never talk qabil. I committed a lotta crimes in the late eighties and nineties under the orders of Jaale Siyaad that have come back to haunt me. I would not mind returning to Somalia if there weren't "Wanted: Dead or Alive" posters of my visage plastered around Xamar. I thought clan wars were fun as a twentysomething militiaman - I thought stealing poor innocent people's livestock and drinking fresh milk from their udders as they wailed and pleaded was good, but now the tables are turned and my life is in jeopardy I preach love and universal brotherhood. Even Jesus is more warlike than me these days.
 
I never talk qabil. I committed a lotta crimes in the late eighties and nineties under the orders of Jaale Siyaad that have come back to haunt me. I would not mind returning to Somalia if there weren't "Wanted: Dead or Alive" posters of my visage plastered around Xamar. I thought clan wars were fun as a twentysomething militiaman - I thought stealing poor innocent people's livestock and drinking fresh milk from their udders as they wailed and pleaded was good, but now the tables are turned and my life is in jeopardy I preach love and universal brotherhood. Even Jesus is more warlike than me these days.


Another of your tall tales lol. You were calling me "Habiibi" saxib.. softy guys like that don't hurt a fly.

But you can fantasize about things .... and live in that fantasy
 
Wise words saxib. Still, while you deliver the truth as it should be, you can avoid certain pitfalls for yourself and care about you a little. That is all I am saying. Don't sacrifice yourself at the expense of truth telling.


I didn't understand your analogy of Iblees. Can you elaborate?
A hadith reports the Prophet said that all living things were assembled in one place and asked if they would like to take the test of trying to live by Allah's rules. The same question had been asked of the mountains, the earth, and others of His creation. They all said No except humanity because they dreaded the penalty of failing the test. So I was saying that I've not seen Iblees since that day. We don't get along very well. He dissed my dad once, Adam, just because he's got different genes based on fire. Total snob.
 
Another of your tall tales lol. You were calling me "Habiibi" saxib.. softy guys like that don't hurt a fly.

But you can fantasize about things .... and live in that fantasy
I lived in Yemen for six months. Everybody calls each other habibi there, but it doesn't stop them carrying daggers on their midriff and killing each other over religion. A different generation.
 
A hadith reports the Prophet said that all living things were assembled in one place and asked if they would like to take the test of trying to live by Allah's rules. The same question had been asked of the mountains, the earth, and others of His creation. They all said No except humanity because they dreaded the penalty of failing the test. So I was saying that I've not seen Iblees since that day. We don't get along very well. He dissed my dad once, Adam, just because he's got different genes based on fire. Total snob.


One way of dramatizing the Story :nvjpqts: The Jinni Race are an interesting bunch though I don't desire to meet one in real life.

Still, amazing creatures in their power. How they can defy the physics as we know it. And in some ways, that is what scientists are trying hard to achieve with the instant teleportation talk and the future technologies in the research labs, and many more things Jinni in nature based on what we learned of their abilities in Islam LOL.
 
One way of dramatizing the Story :nvjpqts: The Jinni Race are an interesting bunch though I don't desire to meet one in real life.

Still, amazing creatures in their power. How they can defy the physics as we know it. And in some ways, that is what scientists are trying hard to achieve with the instant teleportation talk and the future technologies in the research labs, and many more things Jinni in nature based on what we learned of their abilities in Islam LOL.
What's your beef with Jinns? Some are Muslim and have good tajweed. There's racism against them in the ummah. I support jinn rights.
 
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Bidaar wanaagsan is a walking talking contradiction. I don't how how you have the patience to make sense of him
How am I a contradiction abaayo macaan oo sonkor ka buuxo? Also, please don't use big words like "contradiction". My vocab is very small. Anything more than two syllables gives me madax xanun. There's no need to show off yareey
 
How am I a contradiction abaayo macaan oo sonkor ka buuxo? Also, please don't use big words like "contradiction". My vocab is very small. Anything more than two syllables gives me madax xanun. There's no need to show off yareey

Wallahi if people speak to you, khadkaad ka tuuraysaa. You would drive one mad :kodaksmiley:

At the least you're funny, I'll give you that
 
Wallahi if people speak to you, khadkaad ka tuuraysaa. You would drive one mad :kodaksmiley:

At the least you're funny, I'll give you that
What does that mean naya? You accuse me of contradicting myself but give no proof. Typical woman logic.

Funny? How dare you say that! You have no right to say I'm funny. That's totally disrespectful.
 
After nearly 3 months of applying and failed interviews finally bagged a job yesterday alhamdulillah the pay is ten pound a hr i will work 3 days the rest of the week i go university studying computer science nomore haraam life nigga yesterday i bunned up my last time smoked a 3.5 with the guys yesterday was a movie anyways 2018 gonna stay prayed up got probation today gonna tell them the good news hopefully this makes them get off my dick you get me.
Proud of you!! You’re lucky I’m not a West Ham
Supporter or I would be asking for Season Tickets. Lol
Everyone have a good Weekend I’m off too somewhere outside London xx
 
What does that mean naya? You accuse me of contradicting myself but give no proof. Typical woman logic.

Funny? How dare you say that! You have no right to say I'm funny. That's totally disrespectful.

You're an atheist, gay, wadaad all at the same time :faysalwtf:Explain that

z3zrULCWhat would you rather i call you? A bastard?
 
After nearly 3 months of applying and failed interviews finally bagged a job yesterday alhamdulillah the pay is ten pound a hr i will work 3 days the rest of the week i go university studying computer science nomore haraam life nigga yesterday i bunned up my last time smoked a 3.5 with the guys yesterday was a movie anyways 2018 gonna stay prayed up got probation today gonna tell them the good news hopefully this makes them get off my dick you get me.
Nothing beats wanking out the stress.
It’s a cushy job. Sit,read,wank. Repeat

Plus the added bonus of watching the hammers.
 
You're an atheist, gay, wadaad all at the same time :faysalwtf:Explain that

z3zrULCWhat would you rather i call you? A bastard?
Aacuthubillah, I'm not gaal or qaniis. The only thing you said that's right is wadaad. I run a duqsi every Sunday afternoon with a couple of brothers. I teach tafsiir and tajweed, and they handle Arabic and fiqh.
 
Aacuthubillah, I'm not gaal or qaniis. The only thing you said that's right is wadaad. I run a duqsi every Sunday afternoon with a couple of brothers. I teach tafsiir and tajweed, and they handle Arabic and fiqh.

See, this is what i mean. Just in the other thread you said you raped a little boy :mahubowtf: So you are khaniis. How can you be trusted to be duqsi teacher? Nacalaa
 
See, this is what i mean. Just in the other thread you said you raped a little boy :mahubowtf: So you are khaniis. How can you be trusted to be duqsi teacher? Nacalaa
That was my jahiliyya days quruxley, before I made my peace with the Most High. Remember Abu Bakr used to worship idols before he became a Muslim and Umar ibn Khattab buried his daughter alive. Are you telling me they're not wadaads either? Women are so dumb wallahi
 
That was my jahiliyya days quruxley, before I made my peace with the Most High. Remember Abu Bakr used to worship idols before he became a Muslim and Umar ibn Khattab buried his daughter alive. Are you telling me they're not wadaads either? Women are so dumb wallahi

No, they are. But you're no reformed muslim. Why do you keep making jokes about being gay and pedophilia? :farmajoyaab:

You're a mysogynist too. Add that to your list
 
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