just got hired as security for westham stadium

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Proud of you!! You’re lucky I’m not a West Ham
Supporter or I would be asking for Season Tickets. Lol
Everyone have a good Weekend I’m off too somewhere outside London xx
Thanks yasmin season tickets are deya if you change your mind about the hammers and enjoy your weekend in southend or isit manny?
 
No, they are. But you're no reformed muslim. Why do you keep making jokes about being gay and pedophilia? :farmajoyaab:

You're a mysogynist too. Add that to your list
I made a thread once about my spell in prison for molestation. It's called "Ever Been In Trouble With The Law?". I refer to it from time to time to show these kids that change is possible. It's a redemption story. Warms the cockle of their hearts - whatever cockle means. Makes 'em feel like they too can overcome their life of crime. I have numerous DMs from former gangsters telling me how much it's helped them. Why do you think converts make testimonial videos?

Misogynist? Gimme a break sweetheart. Misogyny means hatred of women. How can I hate women when I make love to them every night? You're not too bright are you my little kitten?
 
I made a thread once about my spell in prison for molestation. It's called "Ever Been In Trouble With The Law?". I refer to it from time to time to show these kids that change is possible. It's a redemption story. Warms the cockle of their hearts - whatever cockle means. Makes 'em feel like they too can overcome their life of crime. I have numerous DMs from former gangsters telling me how much it's helped them. Why do you think converts make testimonial videos?

Misogynist? Gimme a break sweetheart. Misogyny means hatred of women. How can I hate women when I make love to them every night? You're not too bright are you my little kitten?
Kkkkk this good fellow bidaar is far from a misoygist hes a ladiesman kkk my little kitten kulaha what a pimp im dead
 
Kkkkk this good fellow bidaar is far from a misoygist hes a ladiesman kkk my little kitten kulaha what a pimp im dead
This is what happens when you send girls to college. They get their pretty little heads filled with big words like patriarchy, intersectionality, white supremacy, etc, etc. They come and denounce their old man as a running lapdog of capitalist imperialism. I don't even know the meaning of half these words, so they get a superiority complex. Enough! Put these dhoocilo to work in the field. If they're not milking cows, they don't get to eat. That's the rule in my house.
 
Some say bidaar is a old somali jinn who found his way onto somalispot he is here to remind us of the bad sins we commit and to guide us to the right path jinni bidaar
Somali jinns are the most potent. They combine piracy and qabilism with flame throwing abilities, being made from fire and all. They're as dysfunctional in Jinnland as in the human world. Every time a building goes up in flames, you know who did it
 
This is what happens when you send girls to college. They get their pretty little heads filled with big words like patriarchy, intersectionality, white supremacy, etc, etc. They come and denounce their old man as a running lapdog of capitalist imperialism. I don't even know the meaning of half these words, so they get a superiority complex. Enough! Put these dhoocilo to work in the field. If they're not milking cows, they don't get to eat. That's the rule in my house.
Facts i will advise every good honest man to make sure they know what their daughters are studying at college if it isnt an islamic instution their being exposed all sorts of gaalo nonsense turning them into jaahil on the inside once the long words are used its time to lock your daughter up in the attic for her own good or else she will bring Madow home facts big facts
 
This is what happens when you send girls to college. They get their pretty little heads filled with big words like patriarchy, intersectionality, white supremacy, etc, etc. They come and denounce their old man as a running lapdog of capitalist imperialism. I don't even know the meaning of half these words, so they get a superiority complex. Enough! Put these dhoocilo to work in the field. If they're not milking cows, they don't get to eat. That's the rule in my house.


Anab can do Quraan Saar on you saxib. She is quite handy. Only if you play by her book man. You got yourself a fan.

Notice how she is toying with you a little testing the limits(she is afraid you might eat into her Ajar). Don't be a full blown Satan on her and you are good.

Haye Anab, what do you say Abaayo? did I get it right? Feedback please.
 
Facts i will advise every good honest man to make sure they know what their daughters are studying at college if it isnt an islamic instution their being exposed all sorts of gaalo nonsense turning them into jaahil on the inside once the long words are used its time to lock your daughter up in the attic for her own good or else she will bring Madow home facts big facts
It's not the Madow that concerns me. It's their demand to let them smash their boyfriend in their bedroom. This happened to my cousin. Poor guy could hear the bed breaking from downstairs.

@Anab's probably one of those chicks.
 
Somali jinns are the most potent. They combine piracy and qabilism with flame throwing abilities, being made from fire and all. They're as dysfunctional in Jinnland as in the human world. Every time a building goes up in flames, you know who did it
Kkk they have superpowers wallhi they tend to fall in love with young girls and possess them refusing to leave until you bring out qurans and hadiths i remember we exorcised this servant girl at my house in hargeysa for 3 days we were beating her up for ages until the jinn finally gave up he couldnt hack that pain
 
It's not the Madow that concerns me. It's their demand to let them smash their boyfriend in their bedroom. This happened to my cousin. Poor guy could hear the bed breaking from downstairs.

@Anab's probably one of those chicks.
Kkk adeer these girls get worser by the day they are definetley more promiscous than mandem nowadays i know a lot of god fearing somali mans who are still waiting for marriage but nearly 80 percent of somali girls are now tiana bussing it open for anyman who shows her the time of day
 
Anab can do Quraan Saar on you saxib. She is quite handy. Only if you play by her book man. You got yourself a fan.

Notice how she is toying with you a little testing the limits(she is afraid you might eat into her Ajar). Don't be a full blown Satan on her and you are good.

Haye Anab, what do you say Abaayo? did I get it right? Feedback please.

Bruhh, why is you calling me a fan? :gucciwhat:Don't do me like that sxb. He's an old fart. I left the thread a while back. You got it wrong, I've been conversing with a jinn. I need to read my adkaar tonight. Miss me with this shit :nahgirl:
 
Bruhh, why is you calling me a fan? :gucciwhat:Don't do me like that sxb. He's an old fart. I left the thread a while back. You got it wrong, I've been conversing with a jinn. I need to read my adkaar tonight. Miss me with this shit :nahgirl:
Make sure to pray isha or he might mount you tonight!!
 
Anab can do Quraan Saar on you saxib. She is quite handy. Only if you play by her book man. You got yourself a fan.

Notice how she is toying with you a little testing the limits(she is afraid you might eat into her Ajar). Don't be a full blown Satan on her and you are good.

Haye Anab, what do you say Abaayo? did I get it right? Feedback please.
Anab thinks the Holy Quran is a book of fairytales like all third wave feminists. Gaalnimo is a prerequisite if you want to be a modern woman these days. I will never allow my daughters to go to college. They will look down on me for wearing macawis and dying my beard with henna. My nephews never visit me because I eat bariis iyo dhigaag with my hands at Nandos. They wanna change my nomadic culture, but alhamdulilah I keep it old school.
 
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