just got hired as security for westham stadium

[BetterAkhlaq]

Definitley bro every penny i make is for hoyo and abo im gonna make sure my parents dont need to work again inshallah amiin amiin

Your parents are blessed to have kids like you, you haven't become a xoolo.

 

[BetterAkhlaq]

Whatchu mean kid?

You're gay

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

You're gay

At least I don't worship no dead communist. Even I know better than to mess with the CIA.

Aided's men told me to let up on diverting UN food aid to my militia when US Marines came ashore to Mogadishu in 1993. Don't wanna mess with no Yankees.

 

[BestCaseScenario]

Good job buddy. I used to work security back in the day when I first got to New Zealand. First job I ever had. I put myself through ESL night classes. It wasn't easy believe me. Just you try parsing the difference between jinni words like "right" and "write" after a long day at the mafrish stuffing your pie hole with the divine leaf aka qaat. It's tough for a 68 IQ race.

To be fair it was not as hard as the time we had to disentangle the meaning of "too" from "two". The blue eyed kuffar tried to hold me down, but I soldiered on and beat the odds. My days of cleaning toilets were over when I got my diploma. I didn't really mind the toilets. Whether you clean your own toilet or somebody else's doesn't strike me as that big a difference. It was the homosexual activity in the cubicles that really distabalized me. I didn't know what cruising meant at the time. I support qaniis rights as much as the next guy, but I was a fresh qaxooti those days so getting propositioned by cadaan guys with a taste for coal dark African booty was not the highlight of my job.

Five years later I said " Mac salaamo" to that line of work and got me a job as a - what else? - an interpreter. Basically helping Somalis cheat the welfare system, God bless 'em. It was up and up from there. Keep the faith sxb, and if you must traffic in narcotics, switch to the divine leaf. Keeps the money in the community.

Any chance this was you bro

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Any chance this was you bro



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No he's too good looking to be me.

 

[BestCaseScenario]

No he's too good looking to be me.

There is a risk for one to become the characters they play. So far, You presented yourself as "

Rapist
Criminal
Gay
Ugly


Why saxib? Waxaas waa laga fiican yahay. To be fun is cool and at the same time respecting your projected image and avoiding people to judge you based on that(negative projections) is the right you owe to yourself.

Just saying, be funny and creative as you are but don't degrade yourself saxib. You come across as spooky. I don't believe you can be what you say you are/were.

Hope everything is alright with you.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

How on earth are you able to get a job especially a security job when you have a criminal record ?

Ive had a sia badge for a while now i have 1year of security experience and im honest man i didmt lie about my record thats what they liked.

https://www.sia.homeoffice.gov.uk/Pages/criminal-record-indicator.aspx

My record is suspended sentence and ive had my liscence since 2017 before i got locked for remand so it didnt apply to me

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

There is a risk for one to become the characters they play. So far, You presented yourself as "

Rapist
Criminal
Gay
Ugly


Why saxib? Waxaas waa laga fiican yahay. To be fun is cool and at the same time respecting your projected image and avoiding people to judge you based on that(negative projections) is the right you owe to yourself.

Just saying, be funny and creative as you are but don't degrade yourself saxib. You come across as spooky. I don't believe you can be what you say you are/were.

Hope everything is alright with you.

Hes a legendary sspotter

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Your parents are blessed to have kids like you, you haven't become a xoolo.

Thanks fam

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Good job buddy. I used to work security back in the day when I first got to New Zealand. First job I ever had. I put myself through ESL night classes. It wasn't easy believe me. Just you try parsing the difference between jinni words like "right" and "write" after a long day at the mafrish stuffing your pie hole with the divine leaf aka qaat. It's tough for a 68 IQ race.

To be fair it was not as hard as the time we had to disentangle the meaning of "too" from "two". The blue eyed kuffar tried to hold me down, but I soldiered on and beat the odds. My days of cleaning toilets were over when I got my diploma. I didn't really mind the toilets. Whether you clean your own toilet or somebody else's doesn't strike me as that big a difference. It was the homosexual activity in the cubicles that really distabalized me. I didn't know what cruising meant at the time. I support qaniis rights as much as the next guy, but I was a fresh qaxooti those days so getting propositioned by cadaan guys with a taste for coal dark African booty was not the highlight of my job.

Five years later I said " Mac salaamo" to that line of work and got me a job as a - what else? - an interpreter. Basically helping Somalis cheat the welfare system, God bless 'em. It was up and up from there. Keep the faith sxb, and if you must traffic in narcotics, switch to the divine leaf. Keeps the money in the community.

No narcotics bidaaro we legal halal hustle aint trying to get put in the system

 

[DRACO]

There is a risk for one to become the characters they play. So far, You presented yourself as "

Rapist
Criminal
Gay
Ugly


Why saxib? Waxaas waa laga fiican yahay. To be fun is cool and at the same time respecting your projected image and avoiding people to judge you based on that(negative projections) is the right you owe to yourself.

Just saying, be funny and creative as you are but don't degrade yourself saxib. You come across as spooky. I don't believe you can be what you say you are/were.

Hope everything is alright with you.

He has lost hope in life , his up for deportation and ICE is after his ass.however he is very much still alive being a recovering alcoholic couch surfing at his Darood bros houses.
I pity bidaar wanagsan.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

He has lost hope in life , his up for deportation and ICE is after his ass.however he is very much still alive being a recovering alcoholic couch surfing at his Darood bros houses.
I pity bidaar wanagsan.

Bidaar wanagsan is a genius who plays a depressed old man who is addicted to every drug and has been through every hardship in this world he is also a legendary writer do you see his writing style bidaar should be an author

 

[BestCaseScenario]

He has lost hope in life , his up for deportation and ICE is after his ass.however he is very much still alive being a recovering alcoholic couch surfing at his Darood bros houses.
I pity bidaar wanagsan.

And why is Qabiil important here? The brother is Somali and that should be more than enough for us to be concerned about him. He is a relative and a brother, that is how I feel about him.


Maal mahaan qabyaaladda waa ka raysannay saxib, don't invite the usual clan bs that buried our society under a pile of dunk miles high.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

There is a risk for one to become the characters they play. So far, You presented yourself as "

Rapist
Criminal
Gay
Ugly


Why saxib? Waxaas waa laga fiican yahay. To be fun is cool and at the same time respecting your projected image and avoiding people to judge you based on that(negative projections) is the right you owe to yourself.

Just saying, be funny and creative as you are but don't degrade yourself saxib. You come across as spooky. I don't believe you can be what you say you are/were.

Hope everything is alright with you.

Ya ilahay yaqaana. Jooji beenta saxib. I'm not a criminal and I'm not gay. That's a young man's pastime. I'm close to meeting my Maker soon. I pray seven times a day - five obligatory salaat and two rakaats - and keep my nafs on the straight and narrow.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

And why is Qabiil important here? The brother is Somali and that should be more than enough for us to be concerned about him. He is a relative and a brother, that is how I feel about him.


Maal mahaan qabyaaladda waa ka raysannay saxib, don't invite the usual clan bs that buried our society under a pile of dunk miles high.

Facts allow qabil sxb its all long

 

[BestCaseScenario]

Ya ilahay yaqaana. Jooji beenta saxib. I'm not a criminal and I'm not gay. That's a young man's pastime. I'm close to meeting my Maker soon. I pray seven times a day - five obligatory salaat and two rakaats - and keep my nafs on the straight and narrow.

To follow your story is to find my way out of a maze. War nin yohow, bal horta, get one thing straight about you, then we go from there. War yaa ilaahay yaqaan.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

He has lost hope in life , his up for deportation and ICE is after his ass.however he is very much still alive being a recovering alcoholic couch surfing at his Darood bros houses.
I pity bidaar wanagsan.

I never lose hope and never give up on life. That's a rookie's error. The existentialists told us that all of us are capable of self actualization. I never lost hope even in my darkest days when my wife left me for a young stud and emptied our joint bank account just after I told her how much I love her.

 

[DRACO]

And why is Qabiil important here? The brother is Somali and that should be more than enough for us to be concerned about him. He is a relative and a brother, that is how I feel about him.


Maal mahaan qabyaaladda waa ka raysannay saxib, don't invite the usual clan bs that buried our society under a pile of dunk miles high.

Bro idc about his qabil he told me quote "I couch surf at my Darood brothers houses ". He is darood im isaaq yet he is one of favourite users we get along perfectly as Somalis . I also campaigned to get him unbanned. drink some cold lemonade and stop taking SSPOT so seriously .

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

Bidaar wanagsan is a genius who plays a depressed old man who is addicted to every drug and has been through every hardship in this world he is also a legendary writer do you see his writing style bidaar should be an author

Never touched heroin in my life. Nor crack. Nor weed. I'm a pretty straight arrow, but you get a reputation around youngsters if they hear you've not always been angelic. They think anyone above 40 wears a halo on their bidaar. I'm a conservative in morals and manners. An upholder of tradition.

 

[Bidaar Wanagsan]

To follow your story is to find my way out of a maze. War nin yohow, bal horta, get one thing straight about you, then we go from there. War yaa ilaahay yaqaan.

Simple really. I'm the only member of the prewar generation who tells young Somalis the truth about how things really are, so they assume anyone who doesn't act holier than thou must be tight with Iblees. Haven't seen that guy since he was evicted from jannah for not being a good tenant.

Honesty is a double edged sword. It's praised as a virtue, but gets you in trouble every time.