Just came back from a week's break in Morocco

[Defendant]

Looooool if the OP was white we would have heard about the food, the culture and their tradition of spas and natural oils. But because it’s a thirsty farax we get a detailed description on how easy they are to marry. Somali men are so desperate.

@xalimathe6 @Reiko @Steamdevolopment come and read this

Most of the white men who come here are for drugs and prostitutes. They are also mainly pensioners. I've even seen French men come here for homosexual flings.

Most of the Somali men who are married to girls who are in their late 20's.

 

[Defendant]

Welcome back @Defendant

I heard Moroccan women do black magic

There is a lot of voodoo here. Your right @Emily

I heard they practice it more in the South.

 

[Defendant]

Morroco seems like a nice country but I heard they are racist to oromos or something. Did you by any chance experience racism??

Well actually, they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between Somalis and Oromos.

 

[Defendant]

@Defendant you oromo answer her question.

I entertained her silly question. It was very cute.

 

[AarHawd_7]

Why are they calling you Oromo brother? @Defendant

 

[Defendant]

Why are they calling you Oromo brother? @Defendant

@AarHawd_7

Because in the Politics section I declared my desire for peace in the Horn of Africa and that we work together with the new Ethiopian PM Abiy.

So they all started calling me Oromo. I exposed them by saying that Abdi Iley killed more Somalis than anyone else, they even then creating hashtags to defend Abdi Iley, the murderer who killed hundreds and hundreds of Somalis.

So thats where the story began. They have now ex-communcated me and they call me the Oromo kafir.

 

[Emily]

You wouldn't know that since you come from a land locked shithole

Ewww I am not from oppressed country where women are forced to wear tents or curtains

 

[munira]

Well actually, they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between Somalis and Oromos.

Why you undermining morrocans, they can tell a Somali miles away. We still have a unique phenotype.

 

[Emily]

There is a lot of voodoo here. Your right @Emily

I heard they practice it more in the South.

Omg be careful don’t hang out with them witches
Stay safe boo

 

[Defendant]

Why you undermining morrocans, they can tell a Somali miles away. We still have a unique phenotype.

Why are you appropriating the Samaale name?

Leave my awoowo alone. You have no right to have that username.

Please change it abaayo.

 

[Defendant]

Omg be careful don’t hang out with them witches
Stay safe boo

@Emily

I came back last night sweety,

But I did see some really interesting things, like voodoo dolls.

 

[munira]

Why are you appropriating the Samaale name?

Leave my awoowo alone. You have no right to have that username.

Please change it abaayo.

Lol hawiye is samaale but I’m also half dir, so either way I’m a child of samaale. However you’re a somalitised Oromo, right? I can sense you from miles away. Stop claiming dir when you aren’t.

 

[Defendant]

Lol hawiye is samaale but I’m also half dir, so either way I’m a child of samaale. However you’re a somalitised Oromo, right? I can sense you from miles away. Stop claiming dir when you aren’t.

I know Hawiye is Samaale, but you are probably cadcad or Madow claiming to be Samaale.

I'm from one of the purest Dir Samaale lineages abaayo.

 

[munira]

I know Hawiye is Samaale, but you are probably cadcad or Madow claiming to be Samaale.

I'm from one of the purest Samaale lineages abaayo.

I doubt that you’re even Dir, my reer abti would never troll along side a habeshi, not even an oromo would. You’re Amharic, innit? Proper raw meat eater.

And I’m pure Somali on both sides, pure dir on one and pure abgaal on the other. Both bloodlines go back to samaale.

 

[Defendant]

Very nice, I enjoyed reading. Did you travel alone, with friends or with some tour guid? I have never been to Morocco but would love to visit it one day. How was the accommodation, food etc? Is public space secular in Morocco or women must wear hijab? What is the dress code on beaches? Is wearing bikini allowed or we must swim in some kind of sack? Tell us more please.

@xabashi

Apologies for the late reply, I didn't even see this.

I travelled by myself, I'm a maverick. I dont need these tour guides slowing me down. Most of these tour guides give you a fake tour and you'll return thinking you've visited when you really haven't.

I spent nights in shabby hotels in Fez and Casablanca, I took the Sha3bi train that sells tickets that don't really matter. I met an Amazigh guy who sells fresh Moroccan hash and weed (I dont smoke, just curious), I met the admin of the oldest university in the world, who asked me to do a Masters program, I met Somalis who live in Fez, which was crazy.
I didn't mention this before but there are a lot of West Africans in Morocco, like Senegalese, Chadians, Malians etc. Some of them came for that long journey to Europe but others settled down.

Accomodation isn't bad if you have some money to spare. The currency there is a bit expensive nowadays. A grand in spending money for a week and your chilling. The food is as you can imagine, a mix of Mediterranean, Arabic and African flavours. Very reflective of the history too.

You could most definitely wear a bikini in Morocco. This isn't Saudi Arabia. The south is more conservative than the north from what I've seen. But most definately, no need for you to wear a burkini @xabashi

 

[Grigori Rasputin]

@Defendant

Neefyahoow how was the food ?

Why didn’t you Vlog?

Have you ran into geeljires ?

How was their hookah?

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Looooool if the OP was white we would have heard about the food, the culture and their tradition of spas and natural oils. But because it’s a thirsty farax we get a detailed description on how easy they are to marry. Somali men are so desperate.

@xalimathe6 @Reiko @Steamdevolopment come and read this

Beyond desperate. But let's be honest sis, these ashy Abdis don't have the courage to talk to the opposite sex, back when I was active on Twitter (I miss my crew) I would get random dms from guys in Mn and say I saw you earlier blah blah blah, I wanted to say hi but you were with your girls. Wallahi that's a transcript they all know now. Well if you saw me, didn't say hi, why are you telling me this. Then I would see them in town the next day and these niggas would act like a shy bride on her wedding day, me and my girls would make fun of them.


They can't talk to Somali girls or ajnabi girls.

 

[CaliTedesse]

Moroccans are very xenophobic even more than Somalis are so they hate foreigners , Somalis are no exception. They probably treated you good cause you were a tourist or maybe not. They hate darkskin especially the Riffian people do. Although I could be wrong about the Moroccans in their country but that's what I see around me here.

Their women outshine East African women on all fronts though.

 

[Oortcloud]

Morrocan women

 

[Defendant]

@Defendant

Neefyahoow how was the food ?

Why didn’t you Vlog?

Have you ran into geeljires ?

How was their hookah?

@R.Kelly

Bro, the most traditional Moroccan food I ate was Couscous, it looks like this:

It keeps you energised, it could be used for staple and appetiser.

As for geeljires, there is a small but growing population. Somalis are now trying to get property. Some are there who are married to locals etc. There are also cultural exchange programmes so you'll find Djiboutian students who are there studying for example.

As for the hookah, do you mean the mild or the toxic? There are guys who would sell you the hard hash to filter into your hookah and you'll smoke till you drop. That's the potent ones. But you get all sorts of flavour. Usually the young Somali touristic guys and Europeans in general who come from Europe just get the fresh Moroccan hash straight from the fields lol.