Jubliee Blind Dating *Somali Version* 💀

[a_bilan]

These Somali men from back home shukansi like they are doing a sales pitch. It makes me feel like I am at a shady car dealership and I am about to be coerced into a 6 year lease with an ungodly interest rate. It triggers my fight or flight reaction.

 

[Basra]

These Somali men from back home shukansi like they are doing a sales pitch. It makes me feel like I am at a shady car dealership and I am about to be coerced into a 6 year lease with an ungodly interest rate. It triggers my fight or flight reaction.

looooooooooooooooooooooooool


Walaaahi if they put those words and energy on Advisements sales- business will boom. Because people will reach out to their wallets more easily than their heart with that kinda cringe.

 

[a_bilan]

looooooooooooooooooooooooool


Walaaahi if they put those words and energy on Advisements sales- business will boom. Because people will reach out to their wallets more easily than their heart with that kinda cringe.

They need to take advantage of these talents and pursue a career in sales. They are actually quite good. I'd buy it.

 

[𐒋𐒖𐒆𐒔𐒖𐒕𐒈]

You ladies are harsh to us poor lads. We are trying. It is dark out there. Whatever happened to the 'credit for effort' principle. Cut us some slack, will you?

I must admit, that first lad is a riot. What kind of 'haasaawe' is that though?

I agree, we need to go back to the good old 'geeljire' style 'haasaawe', and leave this Bollywood nonsense behind.

As Ismacil Mire said:
'Haddaad geedka ka guurto,
Asaad goobtan degayso,
Guulihii i abuurtayow,
Geeddi hawl badanaa'.

 

[Basra]

Faraaax should not be desperate for Xaliimos. Look at the Lion. He is lazy, chilling always-- then when the lioness feels the mood to be pregnant-- she will come begging for the lion to get up and do his job

 

[Abdisamad]

They need to take advantage of these talents and pursue a career in sales. They are actually quite good. I'd buy it.

Lool.

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[𐒁𐒚𐒒𐒂𐒘𐒂𐒗 𐒎𐒚𐒗𐒗𐒒]

Faraaax should not be desperate for Xaliimos. Look at the Lion. He is lazy, chilling always-- then when the lioness feels the mood to be pregnant-- she will come begging for the lion to get up and do his job View attachment 251811

Basra, I like you, but you always sound like a man.

 

[Abdisamad]

Basra, I like you, but you always sound like a man.

Did you hear Basra on the voice reveal thread some time ago?

 

[Mujahid2002]

Did you hear Basra on the voice reveal thread some time ago?

What voice reveal?

 

[Abdisamad]

What voice reveal?

We once had a thread where everyone did a voice reveal... Basra's voice took us all by a supprice lol..

 

[Basra]

Basra, I like you, but you always sound like a man.

I am a Pseudo lesbian

 

[killerxsmoke]

Did you hear Basra on the voice reveal thread some time ago?

Plz show it to us , share it in this thread

 

[Basra]

 

[Abdisamad]

Plz show it to us , share it in this thread

Lool.. I won't do that to Basra, she's a myth, a legend.. It was a one time event.

 

[𐒋𐒖𐒆𐒔𐒖𐒕𐒈]

That is brilliant.

 

[Basra]

Lool.. I won't do that to Basra, she's a myth, a legend.. It was a one time event.

excuse me-- i dont care lol it was an APP voice. I sounded like a witch


HA HA HA HA HA

 

[killerxsmoke]

excuse me-- i dont care lol it was an APP voice. I sounded like a witch


HA HA HA HA HA

Then let us hear ur real voice

 

[Abdisamad]

excuse me-- i dont care lol it was an APP voice. I sounded like a witch


HA HA HA HA HA

 

[Basra]

Then let us here ur real voice

huuno my real voice is my writings. Can't u hear me loud in your head huuno?

 

[killerxsmoke]

huuno my real voice is my writings. Can't u hear me loud in your head huuno?

No I cant