It’s time for me to settle down. And I need a farax

[Vision]

The expiration date must be getting close. Why do you want a faarax tho seeing how you hate them so much?

 

[AussieHustler]

I would've suggested for Miss @Knowles to stick with IVF and a surrogacy and forget about marriage and a husband and there are highly intelligent people on this joint with great genes to match like @Inquisitive_ @Factz and @Cognitivedissonance who could be sperm donors for her.

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Guys, your input is highly appreciated and urgently required here.

 

[Sophisticate]

Restore surgically your hymen. I think the NHS refunds hymen surgeories.

Best of luck Knowles. Your personality compensates for what you lack in the looks department unlike @sophisticate whose looks compensate for her lack of personality.

:siilaanyolaugh: Speaks in monosyllabic words because English is Abdalla's least dominant language.

Lesson 1 -

*The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.*

Abdalla reaches over and attempts to kiss her hand.

But is quickly swatted by the macallin's lightening speed reflexes.

In defense of the rod, injury is all he fully comprehends.

 

[Muji]

I would've suggested for Miss @Knowles to stick with IVF and a surrogacy and forget about marriage and a husband and there are highly intelligent people on this joint with great genes to match like

@Inquisitive_ @Factz and @Cognitivedissonance who could be sperm donors for her.

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Guys, your input is highly appreciated and urgently required here.

Did you mean to tag @Cognitivedissonance or was that an accident?

 

[AussieHustler]

Did you mean to tag @Cognitivedissonance or was that an accident?

@Knowles

Why are you so cruel to him? Give the brother a chance. He is extremely intelligent and looks like Jesus.

 

[Muji]

@Knowles

Why are you so cruel to him? Give the brother a chance. He is extremely intelligent and looks like Jesus.

Arab wannabes are not my thing
@sophisticate have you ever spoken to @Cognitivedissonance before?

 

[Sophisticate]

Arab wannabes are not my thing
@sophisticate have you ever spoken to @Cognitivedissonance before?

He's very sane, gainfully employed and self-identifies as Somali in homage to his Samaale ancestors. Just like his comrade @government.

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[Emily]

@Knowles you are too progressive for the typical Abdi
Try guys like @4head @AussieHustler or @Jake from State Farm

 

[Muji]

@Knowles you are too progressive for the typical Abdi
Try guys like @4head @AussieHustler or @Jake from State Farm

Jereome is a child, Aussie is a commitment phobe, 4head is too out there

 

[Muji]

He's very sane, gainfully employed and self-identifies as Somali in homage to his Samaale ancestors. Just like his comrade @government.

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You’re very lucky but I am suprised by that

 

[Abdalla]

Abdalla reaches over and attempts to kiss her hand.

I would kiss your left titty, it's closer to your heart

 

[Kudhufo Kadhaqaq]

Jereome is a child, Aussie is a commitment phone, 4head is too out there

U need a @Kudhufo Kadhaqaq in your life mi amor

 

[CanIDimo]

i want to get married soon guys. I’ll need tips on how to appear as if I am wifey material.

So far I can cook, I hate cleaning and I go off on rants about Somali men

I’m trying to work on this but what’s the best way to settle down and appear attractive to Somali men

Also in terms of men, I don’t want a man who is too religious or mentally ill, he has to work a good job, he has to be funny, he can’t be a former hoe, he can’t be darkskin, he can’t be emotional. As you can see I’m not very fussy at all.

As much I value the opinions of a woman only a man can tell me what men look for.

how old r u? r u expired yet?

 

[Muji]

how old r u? r u expired yet?

37

 

[Muji]

U need a @Kudhufo Kadhaqaq in your life mi amor

I don’t want zeinapps leftovers

 

[Kudhufo Kadhaqaq]

I don’t want zeinapps leftovers

Ngl but that was a very unexpected comment

 

[Muji]

Ngl but that was a very unexpected comment

Lol why

 

[Kudhufo Kadhaqaq]

Lol why

Its usually us men who dont want any leftovers.

And I thought u guys forgot about my relationship with Zeinap




#IStillMissYouZeinap

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I'm so proud of you @Knowles

If you need me to set up my brother in law with you, then let me know.


He's tall.
He's an alpha man.
Lightskinned
Has curly hair, sometimes fade.
An accountant
Loves playing basketball.
Has a deep voice.
Has a sense of humor.
Works out.
Dresses good.



Let me know sis!

 

[Baki]

@Knowles you are too progressive for the typical Abdi
Try guys like @4head @AussieHustler or @Jake from State Farm

I'm not sure which one those guys would like to be handled like this

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