It’s time for me to settle down. And I need a farax

[CanIDimo]

37

my mother is 38
she had me at age 17.
fyi my father is 42 no pedo shit

 

[Muji]

I'm so proud of you @Knowles

If you need me to set up my brother in law with you, then let me know.


He's tall.
He's an alpha man.
Lightskinned
Has curly hair, sometimes fade.
An accountant
Loves playing basketball.
Has a deep voice.
Has a sense of humor.
Works out.
Dresses good.



Let me know sis!

Sis I’m guessing he is somali

That only leaves me to question...

What’s the catch

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Sis I’m guessing he is somali

That only leaves me to question...

What’s the catch

He's Somali...


The catch is, he has a psycho ex girlfriend, who stalks him. But he recently got a restraining order so it's all good but she might catch you off guard one day and splash hot sauce in your eyes. Becareful.

 

[Muji]

He's Somali...


The catch is, he has a psycho ex girlfriend, who stalks him. But he recently got a restraining order so it's all good but she might catch you off guard one day and splash hot sauce in your eyes. Becareful.

Sounds like someone I have heard about

I’ll dm

 

[Sophisticate]

I would kiss my left titty, it's closer to my heart.

:siilaanyolaugh: Do you have soy-enhanced mammaries?

 

[Jake from State Farm]

@Knowles you are too progressive for the typical Abdi
Try guys like @4head @AussieHustler or @Jake from State Farm

Im good luv, Enjoy

Jereome is a child, Aussie is a commitment phobe, 4head is too out there

I legit considered you around my age for the longest time.

Didn’t know I was battling a middle aged xalimo this past year

 

[Muji]

Im good luv, Enjoy


I legit considered you around my age for the longest time.

Didn’t know I was battling a middle aged xalimo this past year

We were battling?

 

[Jake from State Farm]

We were battling?

At first I disliked everything you said and more so joined on the bashing against you.

It was only a few months ago where I stopped attacking you.

Ur like eh.

Someone nigga must have broke ur heart

 

[Abdalla]

At first I disliked everything you said and more so joined on the bashing against you.

It was only a few months ago where I stopped attacking you.

Ur like eh.

Someone nigga must have broke ur heart

She use to lobby the removal of my thread to the qashin section. Now she is one of the first people to positively rate my posts. Women are fickle minded, except for this one.

:siilaanyolaugh: Do you have soy-enhanced mammaries?

This is one is nuts. Qac.

 

[Dalmoor]

@Knowles Whether you hate faarax's or love 'em. You will finally end up with one who knows how to deal with Miss Knowles. I salute that man

 

[Sophisticate]

She use to lobby the removal of my thread to the qashin section. Now she is one of the first people to positively rate my posts. Women are fickle minded, except for this one.


This one is nuts. Qac.

:siilaanyolaugh: Don't listen to him. His maligning is strategic. He wants to crush the competition and be the only rooster in the hen house.

I'm very Zen.

 

[Dalmoor]

Seeing how much anti-Faarax you're
. It would be fun if all your children turn out to be faarax's and not Xaliimos.:siilaanyolaugh:

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[Muji]

Seeing how much anti-Faarax you're
. It would be fun if all your children turn out to be faarax's and not Xaliimos.:siilaanyolaugh:

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Walal if you wish that upon me I wish all daughters upon you!

 

[Dalmoor]

Walal if you wish that upon me I wish all daughters upon you!

I don't have a problem against daughters. I would love to have 'em

But a curud/first born faarax is needed at least. He gonna be taking care if his lil sisters and protect them from dangers and faarax bashing

 

[Jake from State Farm]

She use to lobby the removal of my thread to the qashin section. Now she is one of the first people to positively rate my posts. Women are fickle minded, except for this one.


This is one is nuts. Qac.

You older members are mysterious people
We have @R.Kelly the crazy troll with the pregnant women fetish

@Reiko the ayeeyo that’s tries to act boujee

@sophisticate the 30 year old halal queen who makes you pick up a dictionary cause of the big words she uses in her ramblings.

@Basra the 40 year old veteran that writes erotic novels

@Knowles the one that writes essays on why she hates somali men

@Armadillo some old nigga that gives zero fucks.

And you. The guy that wants to kill his daughter if she ever becomes a .

 

[Arma]

You older members are mysterious people
We have @R.Kelly the crazy troll with the pregnant women fetish

@Reiko the ayeeyo that’s tries to act boujee

@sophisticate the 30 year old halal queen who makes you pick up a dictionary cause of the big words she uses in her ramblings.

@Basra the 40 year old veteran that writes erotic novels

@Knowles the one that writes essays on why she hates somali men

@Armadillo some old nigga that gives zero fucks.

And you. The guy that wants to kill his daughter if she ever becomes a .

Old? Warya, I'm 27.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Old? Warya, I'm 27.

Tbh
U look like ur in your mid 30s sxb

 

[Arma]

Tbh
U look like ur in your mid 30s sxb

It's the shaved head and beard.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

i want to get married soon guys. I’ll need tips on how to appear as if I am wifey material.

So far I can cook, I hate cleaning and I go off on rants about Somali men

I’m trying to work on this but what’s the best way to settle down and appear attractive to Somali men

Also in terms of men, I don’t want a man who is too religious or mentally ill, he has to work a good job, he has to be funny, he can’t be a former hoe, he can’t be darkskin, he can’t be emotional. As you can see I’m not very fussy at all.

As much I value the opinions of a woman only a man can tell me what men look for.

Fellas
From now on
Ask the xalimo your talking too if they got an sspot account.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

It's the shaved head and beard.

Yep
Do people in real life say you look your age. Or do they say you look older