It’s time for me to settle down. And I need a farax

[Kudhufo Kadhaqaq]

It's the shaved head and beard.

Lol at what age did u first experience hairloss?

 

[Arma]

Lol at what age did u first experience hairloss?

18

 

[Arma]

Yep
Do people in real life say you look your age. Or do they say you look older

They all say I'm in my mid 30s

 

[Basra]

i want to get married soon guys. I’ll need tips on how to appear as if I am wifey material.

So far I can cook, I hate cleaning and I go off on rants about Somali men

I’m trying to work on this but what’s the best way to settle down and appear attractive to Somali men

Also in terms of men, I don’t want a man who is too religious or mentally ill, he has to work a good job, he has to be funny, he can’t be a former hoe, he can’t be darkskin, he can’t be emotional. As you can see I’m not very fussy at all.

As much I value the opinions of a woman only a man can tell me what men look for.

Good luck Spinster

 

[Abdalla]

You older members are mysterious people
We have @R.Kelly the crazy troll with the pregnant women fetish

@Reiko the ayeeyo that’s tries to act boujee

@sophisticate the 30 year old halal queen who makes you pick up a dictionary cause of the big words she uses in her ramblings.

@Basra the 40 year old veteran that writes erotic novels

@Knowles the one that writes essays on why she hates somali men

@Armadillo some old nigga that gives zero fucks.

And you. The guy that wants to kill his daughter if she ever becomes a .

I swear I am younger than all of them. I am put in the same category as sophisticate, r.kelly and basra

daughter and khaniis son will be honour killed. They would use my own kids against me in a fkd battle

 

[Saahid Qamaan]

sophisticate with the English lesson lol

Who should I call? Your boy took one hell of a beating.

 

[Jake from State Farm]

I swear I am younger than all of them. I am put in the same category as sophisticate, r.kelly and basra

daughter and khaniis son will be honour killed. They would use my own kids against me in a fkd battle

How many years have u been on Somali forums

 

[Emily]

Jereome is a child, Aussie is a commitment phobe, 4head is too out there

Jake is a grown ass man I thought you were in your early 20s. Aussie pretends to be a commitment phobe, I know 4head is too wild for you but atleast he is not an incel lol

 

[Abdalla]

How many years have u been on Somali forums

Started in 2009/2010. Nine years

 

[Emily]

I'm not sure which one those guys would like to be handled like this

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That looks hot

 

[Baki]

That looks hot

 

[Sophisticate]

You older members are mysterious people
We have @R.Kelly the crazy troll with the pregnant women fetish

@Reiko the ayeeyo that’s tries to act boujee

@sophisticate the 30 year old halal queen who makes you pick up a dictionary cause of the big words she uses in her ramblings.

@Basra the 40 year old veteran that writes erotic novels

@Knowles the one that writes essays on why she hates somali men

@Armadillo some old nigga that gives zero fucks.

And you. The guy that wants to kill his daughter if she ever becomes a .

You have better game than that dinosaur pretending to be a pretty young thing @Abdalla.

 

[Sophisticate]

sophisticate with the English lesson lol

Who should I call? Your boy took one hell of a beating.

How should I say it?

Your friend was assaulted. He took a few blows to his manhood. Though he retreated quietly he's plotting his revenge.

 

[Abdalla]

She did it too prematurely. Expect her to come back very soon. :siilaanyolaugh:



How should I say it?

Your friend was assaulted. He took a few blows to his manhood. Though he retreated quietly he's plotting his revenge.

Women have been described the best by Homer in the Odyssey: 'There is no fighting her, no power can fight her, all that avails is flight.'

 

[Jake from State Farm]

You have better game than that dinosaur pretending to be a pretty young thing @Abdalla.

I don’t have game

Isn’t @Abdalla the one stealing girls and having them call him zaddy

 

[Sophisticate]

Women have been described the best by Homer in the Odyssey: 'There is no fighting her, no power can fight her, all that avails is flight.'

Tie yourself to the mast. :siilaanyolaugh:

I don’t have game

Isn’t @Abdalla the one stealing girls and having them call him zaddy

Don't be humble. You're game is so top notch you have women throwing more knickers at you than Victoria Secret's inventory.

 

[Factz]

I would've suggested for Miss @Knowles to stick with IVF and a surrogacy and forget about marriage and a husband and there are highly intelligent people on this joint with great genes to match like @Inquisitive_ @Factz and @Cognitivedissonance who could be sperm donors for her.

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Guys, your input is highly appreciated and urgently required here.

Sorry man, I'm not a cuck so I can never be a sperm donor, unfortunately. Only way @Knowles is getting access to my sperm is if she was my wife and I would make her a good submissive housewife if we were married. Her feminist views and crusade against Somali men wouldn't exist since I fill all the requirements of a perfect Farax.

 

[Magool]

The mindset

 

[Hmmmm]

Knowles I'll come back to holla you when I'm desperate

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Tie yourself to the mast. :siilaanyolaugh:



Don't be humble. You're game is so top notch you have women throwing more knickers at you than Victoria Secret's inventory.

I’m just being myself
I don’t know what game your talking about