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  1. Calaf

    Calaf Former Account of Ex-Member Calaf

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    Wallahi Billahi this happened, I am not one to make up stuff. As I said, I don't have time to make up stories, Wallahi, I do solemnly and sincerely and truly declare and affirm that the statement I shall give shall be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

    I have indeed did what I said, since I felt so shitty after yesterday, that I have to do what I said, and become a man, Not the deed, but at least apologize and start the engine!
    I am a man of my word, and I indeed did what I said I would do

    I have no time to lie, make a story or troll. Just advice , I am here for. I have once again swore it is 100% truth. Okay, fine, I cried 10%, not 8%, but that is the only statement I shall alter!
     
  2. Mimir

    Mimir Caafimaad baby

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    "A Lie told often enough becomes the truth"

    OOHH WOOW
     
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  3. Mimir

    Mimir Caafimaad baby

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    On second thoughts,you might have erectile disfunction:cosbyhmm:
     
  4. YourBroMoe

    YourBroMoe Who the fuck am I? ギくェズー

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    This is the weirdest story I've heard here. 2 years. God damn.
     
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  5. Calaf

    Calaf Former Account of Ex-Member Calaf

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    And the truth is the truth, no person, unless they lost it, have time to keep the same lie.
     
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  6. Mimir

    Mimir Caafimaad baby

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    Ok I believe you now
     
  7. Calaf

    Calaf Former Account of Ex-Member Calaf

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    Nope, I know 100% that I am blessed. It is normal for first touch!
     
  8. Project_sushi

    Project_sushi immortal sage

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    Wish more people would post dilemmas like this as it's entertaining to read :drakelaugh:
     
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  9. Project_sushi

    Project_sushi immortal sage

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    @Calaf

    So you study in Singapore????
    I am currently applying for jobs there :mjlol:
     
  10. Calaf

    Calaf Former Account of Ex-Member Calaf

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    yeah, I live on the border of Singapore, and I study there. Currently I am on holiday
    National University of Singapore is where I study
     
  11. Mimir

    Mimir Caafimaad baby

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    @Calaf Never! ever! Forget about foreplay.

    This is something I found on foreplay.Try it and hopefully you will no longer be a married virgin!:fittytousand::siilaanyolaugh:

    "Islam stresses on the importance of foreplay, as kissing, touching and the like are explicitly mentioned in Hadith.[7] Sexual intercourse has to be avoided unless foreplay takes place according to Sunnah.[8] Muhammad forbade acting like an animal with one's wife which indicates sexual intercourse without foreplay.[7][9] The husband is also responsible for satisfying the wife's need (i.e. bringing her to an orgasm) as part of a healthy marriage and to ensure the right of the wife.[9] During foreplay and intercourse, the husband is allowed to take pleasure from the wife's breast, in Hanafi school of thought it is permissible as long as no secretion (i.e. milk) is consumed during this act.[10] However, the majority of the scholars, including from Hanbali, Shafi'i and Maliki schools of thought, have agreed that accidentally consuming breast milk will not affect the relationship between husband and wife."
     
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  12. Project_sushi

    Project_sushi immortal sage

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    Bro that's amazing!
    I visited Singapore earlier this year and it was heaven :banderas:
     
  13. riyaale

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    "foreplay" exactamundo
     
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  14. Mimir

    Mimir Caafimaad baby

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    Extamundo?
     
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  15. IBRAHIM.

    IBRAHIM.

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    Cut the Hollywood sob story and be a man for once. Jeez. Get her pregnant ASAP.
     
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  16. Calaf

    Calaf Former Account of Ex-Member Calaf

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    Okay, not pregnant, but statified
     
  17. Calaf

    Calaf Former Account of Ex-Member Calaf

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    Indeed, Yes, Happy. 10/10
     
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  18. riyaale

    riyaale

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    now, don't get addicted to the malab waa macaan:ahh:
     
  19. Calaf

    Calaf Former Account of Ex-Member Calaf

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    Let me disappoint you. I can count the minitues I went going, on my hands. No only on my right hand.
    It was "intriguing" for all partys involved!
     
  20. riyaale

    riyaale

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    google kegel exercises for men
     
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