Love is madness and the love we’ve for the oven is irrational and crazy. Laakiin, we Somali men are scared of it and afraid to have a look at it. We do it in a dark room. We need Dr Amir to civilise us and offer us free community classes. Unfortunately, once, I’ve had to listen to elderly Somali men saying, ‘we never saw the melons of our wives and now, young men want to sleep with their wives naked, they are destroying Somali culture’. Subxaanallah. Long way becoming whisperers.
My kind (whatever I am) doesn't do well restrained and pampered. I need to go out and hunt some meat.