Is this the perfect job for a bloke?

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  1. AussieHustler

    AussieHustler Incels need help not derision Staff Member Moderator

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    Imagine being a vagina whisperer and paid very well? Have you ever seen one beyond online and porn mags to become a whisperer? When I saw the title, I thought he could either be a Jew or a Muslim. Meet the Muslim gynaecologist who is a vagina whisperer.

    clinic of star New York gynaecologist who creates 'perfect vaginas' - complete with molds of his creations lining the walls.

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    New York-based gynecologist Dr Amir Marashi (pictured) took DailyMail.com behind the scenes of one of the several labiaplasties he performs every year.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/...ork-gynecologist-creates-perfect-vaginas.html
     
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  2. sophisticate

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    Why would a woman care about down under? Isn't that a male preoccupation. :farmajoyaab:
     
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  3. AussieHustler

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    @sophisticate

    The problem is we don’t whisper enough to down under to know better. Taking tips from Dr Amir.
     
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  4. 4head

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    And how much can you get with this job? I might drop my school and be a "vagina whisperer".
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    That just sounds wrong.:farole:

    Why on earth would these girls objectify themselves?
     
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    This guy is sick
     
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    No, just no.
     
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    What does it mean to be a vagina whisperer. Does all the females drop their pants whenever this guy starts whispering?. :gucciwhat:
     
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    I wonder if such thing even exist. :mjlol:
     
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    Imagine if it really exists. I would love to join this organization.
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  13. AussieHustler

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    @Kaiser

    Sxb, when they hear his voices, they start dancing dhaanto.

    @sophisticate

    That organ should be declared autonomous from females because you girls don’t know the trouble and heart break we go through to have a chance just to whisper to it. Don’t force us to migrate to dolls with the incels. Let’s recite gabay or even buraanbur to it.

    @A_A

    What and why no? Dr Amir understood the most difficult language a man has to learn. We need too.
     
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    @The alchemist tells females he does that for a living (part-time).
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    Ninyahow, how is your office in that 6 by 10 cell of a studio apartment.

    Renovating your workspace...

    Kulaha!
     
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    @AussieHustler, the oven is for baby making only. Otherwise it's protected by a chasity belt. Tell those robophiles to do a preorder. The Nether-lands isn't accepting trangressors.

    Why on earth would someone talk to it?
     
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  17. AussieHustler

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    Sophisticate

    Love is madness and the love we’ve for the oven is irrational and crazy. Laakiin, we Somali men are scared of it and afraid to have a look at it. We do it in a dark room. We need Dr Amir to civilise us and offer us free community classes. Unfortunately, once, I’ve had to listen to elderly Somali men saying, ‘we never saw the melons of our wives and now, young men want to sleep with their wives naked, they are destroying Somali culture’. Subxaanallah. Long way becoming whisperers.
     
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  18. sophisticate

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    Have you done ethnographic research on these Spartan-like specimens?
    :faysalwtf:

    Also, looking under the hood seems out of bounds. Coitus must be fully-clothed, two seconds and purposeful, only to sire heirs (like in Elizabethan England). Anything short of that would be wayward.
     
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    I'm not a hoe and nothing like this pervert-specialist. My body count is above average, but not jaw-dropping.

    I have changed in the last months. I try to see the inner beauty of women, not just outward appearance. So please treat me like a holy virgin from now on if this comparison can stop.

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    Now that you are a good boy *pats head*. I will adopt you from the pound and shower you with even more attention.

    XOXO
     
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