I'm going to get into politics.

[Gambar]

We would read headlines like 'madaxweynaha Somalia Reiko Cismaan Maxamuud oo aaday concert ka Beyonce'

With the caption “fadeexad weyn!”

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

How do you know what maybelline is Ina-adeer.


Ceeb..

I'm around es and their voodoo makeup may Allah protect us from the fitna of women.

 

[Gambar]

How do you know what maybelline is Ina-adeer.


Ceeb..

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

The person from Mogadishu abaayo macaan the capital city of Somalia

I knew it, I freaking knew it, selloutka tahay cuun. Balaan waaye I will tell my cousins to do isbaaro on you when you go to Bosaaso to look for a job with the new port deal. You will see.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

@Reiko abaayo macaan I have the utmost respect for you and I won't sit idly by while @Gambar is slyly ridiculing you she called you a fadeexad kkk

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

@Reiko abaayo macaan I have the utmost respect for you and I won't sit idly by while @Gambar is slyly ridiculing you she called you a fadeexad kkk

You will never turn me and @Gambar against each other,


Filthy kumbaya. I will deal with you.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

@Gambar leave @Reiko alone abaayo macaan her Somali is not that good she's vulnerable, please don't take advantage of her disability

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

With the caption “fadeexad weyn!”

War deg deg, gabadi madaxweynaha noqoday, mantay waxay kentay dhulka nin Madow ah iyo nagtiisa o ku magac dheer biyonse iyo jay-c.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

You will never turn me and @Gambar against each other,


Filthy kumbaya. I will deal with you.

Kkkk nacaala iyo somalidiidka tahay ba waas beerka caro ku goosay cadowga ummada somaliyeed ba tahay illahay ummada somaliyeed haka qabto

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

War deg deg, gabadi madaxweynaha noqoday, mantay waxay kentay dhulka nin Madow ah iyo nagtiisa o ku magac dheer biyonse iyo jay-c.

Qumayoda yaa Somali nugu baray

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Kkkk nacaala iyo somalidiidka tahay ba waas beerka caro ku goosay cadowga ummada somaliyeed ba tahay illahay ummada somaliyeed haka qabto

Reer Muqdisho is my cadoow. Doqon kumbaya. I hope they loot you. Ameen.

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

Qumayoda yaa Somali nugu baray

Qaandho ku dhishay. Shuuban ha kugu dhaaco.

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Reer Muqdisho is my cadoow. Doqon kumbaya. I hope they loot you. Ameen.

May Allah bring peace to Mogadishu yaa Allah our brothers and sisters in Mogadishu have suffered too long yaa Allah ease their pain for surely you test those that you love best we came from you and to you shall be our return

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

May Allah bring peace to Mogadishu yaa Allah our brothers and sisters in Mogadishu have suffered too long yaa Allah ease their pain for surely you test those that you love best we came from you and to you shall be our return

May Allah swt bring justice for the people who were killed in Muqdisho, who's houses are illegally occupied, the women who were raped, harassed and killed. The mosques that were blown up, innocent Muslims who were praying in the mosque killed.

 

[Abdalla]

Not you too boowe.

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I too am considering to enter politics. I am sick and tired of FKD, I want to do some field work. Me and you conquered the online FKD, it's not even a challenge anymore. But the step from Yurub to Mudug is too big. I am not proud to admit this, but when I went there for holidays, I got defeated at a fkd session. I started stuttering, I looked at my uncle for help

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

May Allah swt bring justice for the people who were killed in Muqdisho, who's houses are illegally occupied, the women who were raped, harassed and killed. The mosques that were blown up, innocent Muslims who were praying in the mosque killed.

Allah loves those who forgive abaayo macaan surely you would want Allah to forgive you on the day of judgement

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

I too am considering to enter politics. I am sick and tired of FKD, I want to do some field work. Me and you conquered the online FKD, it's not even a challenge anymore. But the step from Yurub to Mudug is too big. I am not proud to admit this, but when I went there for holidays, I got defeated at a fkd session. I started stuttering, I looked at my uncle for help

Did your uncle help you?


I got chased by a goat the first day I landed in Bosaaso, then couple of 6 year olds grilled me by making me say my abtirsi and then they called me ciyaal tom and Jerry (it was popular in Bosaaso households and they called everyone from diaspora tom and Jerry)

 

[Abdalla]

Did your uncle help you?


I got chased by a goat the first day I landed in Bosaaso, then couple of 6 year olds grilled me by making me say my abtirsi and then they called me ciyaal tom and Jerry (it was popular in Bosaaso households and they called everyone from diaspora tom and Jerry)

He said to my opponent ka daa ka daa and my opponent was like walle ka deyn maayo

 

[Cognitivedissonance]

Did your uncle help you?


I got chased by a goat the first day I landed in Bosaaso, then couple of 6 year olds grilled me by making me say my abtirsi and then they called me ciyaal tom and Jerry (it was popular in Bosaaso households and they called everyone from diaspora tom and Jerry)

Tom and Jerry kulah naa beenta Iska dhaaf say you went San Francisco instead and they called you that.

People back home don't watch tom and jerry kkkk more like Rambo

 

[Gibiin-Udug]

He said to my opponent ka daa ka daa and my opponent was like walle ka deyn maayo

Ileen wa lagu helay