Ideal body type for men and women?

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Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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My god! You have disheveled this good sir. My proclivity towards daring ladies such as yourself, precludes me from admonishing you. Platinum the lady wants, platinum she shall get!.

You looked a bit rough to begin with. Certainly in need of some lip exfoliation. Let me pamper you. I love to see Abdis burgeon from their cocoons of sand paper smackers and bodily softness.

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You looked a bit rough to begin with. Certainly in need of some lip exfoliation. Let me pamper you. I love to see Abdis burgeon from their cocoons of sand paper smackers and bodily softness.

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I'll have you know that i take great care of my body, on top of having gym membership, i have set up my own home gym and do 200 reps each day and i never miss leg day. I'm a Faarax Adonis:russsmug:

You can take another poor Faarax under your tutelage, start with @4head. Though he may need some testosterone shots to decrease the high oestrogen levels that induced in him the desire to wear wigs. Once that feat has been accomplished it will be smooth sailing.


As for my supposed neglected coarse lips...NO COMMENT!

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Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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I'll have you know that i take great care of my body, on top of having gym membership, i have set up my own home gym and do 200 reps each day and i never miss leg day. I'm a Faarax Adonis:russsmug:

You can take another poor Faarax under your tutelage, start with @4head. Though he may need some testosterone shots to decrease the high oestrogen levels that induced in him the desire to wear wigs. Once that feat has been accomplished it will be smooth sailing.


As for my supposed neglected coarse lips...NO COMMENT!

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:yousmart: @4head will be a Don Juan when I'm done with him. I've got all the looks maxing techniques in the bag. Who do you think put him on to Mewing? I'm in the lab as I type this cooking up testosterone boosters to supplant the swiveling hips and inclination to vogue when Madonna comes on.


He'll stun with strong features and reveal his chip n dale washboards, teeth clenched with a thorny rose between his lips while he dances the flamenco on you boys.

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@Razor, @Factz and @The alchemist be very afraid. Zeus is coming for you!
 

4head

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:yousmart: @4head will be a Don Juan when I'm done with him. I've got all the looks maxing techniques in the bag. Who do you think put him on to Mewing? I'm in the lab as I type this cooking up testosterone boosters to supplant the swiveling hips and inclination to vogue when Madonna comes on.


He'll stun with strong features and reveal his chip n dale washboards, teeth clenched with a thorny rose between his lips while he dances the flamenco on you boys.

tenor.gif


@Razor, @Factz and @The alchemist be very afraid. Zeus is coming for you!

I like the Mask! Stanley (the guy who's wearing the mask) is like me, a gentle but crazy guy!
I'm improving slowly my looks and my personality ! Thank you walal for the help:gunsmiley::gunsmiley::qri8gs7:
 

4head

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I'll have you know that i take great care of my body, on top of having gym membership, i have set up my own home gym and do 200 reps each day and i never miss leg day. I'm a Faarax Adonis:russsmug:

You can take another poor Faarax under your tutelage, start with @4head. Though he may need some testosterone shots to decrease the high oestrogen levels that induced in him the desire to wear wigs. Once that feat has been accomplished it will be smooth sailing.


As for my supposed neglected coarse lips...NO COMMENT!

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I have enough testosterone for at least 100 skinnies Faraax.
And wigs are for fun, the trolling part. I will never wear them in public and in front of my family lmao
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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I like the Mask! Stanley (the guy who's wearing the mask) is like me, a gentle but crazy guy!
I'm improving slowly my looks and my personality! Thank you walal for the help:gunsmiley::gunsmiley::qri8gs7:

:trumpsmirk: Thank you, for recognizing the value of my advice. We'll cultivate our wit and appearance one step at a time.

It's only fair we rub our gains in their faces. We'll show them your 8 pack and my figure 8 at the Champs-Élysées on Snap.
 

4head

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:trumpsmirk: Thank you, for recognizing the value of my advice. We'll cultivate our wit and appearance one step at a time.

It's only fair we rub our gains in their faces. We'll show them your 8 pack and my figure 8 at the Champs-Élysées on Snap.

Give us time and within the next 8 months, we will have better body shapes! It's just a matter of time, effort, dedication and motivation!
I'll keep mewing and working out and developping my self discipline, i hope you'll change too, walal mahaaney!
 
Give us time and within the next 8 months, we will have better body shapes! It's just a matter of time, effort, dedication and motivation!
I'll keep mewing and working out and developping my self discipline, i hope you'll change too, walal mahaaney!

4head let this one be for the sake of our friendship abti. I can tell she is feeling you but would that you give me only 5 months and wallah she might let me do strange things to her sxb. I will get you a cadaan girl if you are willing to let sophisticate go :feedme:
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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Inaa lilaah I was fasting up until I saw this post:snoop:

:siilaanyolaugh: Did that really get to you? If anything, I thought it would help you stay the course.

Give us time and within the next 8 months, we will have better body shapes! It's just a matter of time, effort, dedication and motivation!
I'll keep mewing and working out and developping my self discipline, i hope you'll change too, walal mahaaney!


:rejoice: You're so optimistic. I love that! We'll stay the course as best we can and provide the necessary feedback to course correct if we veer off.

Let's prove them wrong. I need to get my revenge body. Who should we video message first when we've arrived at our destination. Any names?:mjswag:
 

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:siilaanyolaugh: Did that really get to you? If anything, I thought it would help you stay the course.




:rejoice: You're so optimistic. I love that! We'll stay the course and provide the necessary feedback to course correct.

Let's prove them wrong. I need to get my revenge body. Who should we video message first when we've arrived at our destination. Any names?:mjswag:

We should video message all of the niggaz who said that I need testosterone :fittytousand:
but we will make a topic in September, before my anniversary, and I'll show my results after many months of mewing+working out and eating clean:siilaanyolaugh:
 

Sophisticate

~Gallantly Gadabuursi~
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4head let this one be for the sake of our friendship abti. I can tell she is feeling you but would that you give me only 5 months and wallah she might let me do strange things to her sxb. I will get you a cadaan girl if you are willing to let sophisticate go :feedme:

You seem rather overconfident. Young, amateur I am like that legendary pokemon no one has captured yet.:siilaanyosmile: Stick with field mice I mean rattatas.
 
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