I might be going Jail this Monday

[Geeljire Sandheer]

They must have more evidence
For the cps to pursue a case

I suppose you did the line up
And he pointed you out

Do you have a alibi?

Exactly thats what happened he pointed me out that lil retarded fucker and yeh ive got three alibis and evidence I was at home at the time of the crime but my lawyer scared me today making it seem like its up to the jury whether im innocent or not

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

I had an alcoholic solicitor once
But he was good at his job

Is a solicitor a lawyer? What were you doing with a lawyer?

 

[The Cushitic One]

Exactly thats what happened he pointed me out that lil retarded fucker and yeh ive got three alibis and evidence I was at he but my lawyer scared me today making it seem lile its up to the jury

All you need your lawyer to
Do is make a case for reasonable
Doubt.

Don't stress- have you contacted
Your phone service provider -
They can verify you being at
home

But that may be hard to get of them

 

[The Cushitic One]

Is a solicitor a lawyer? What were you doing with a lawyer?

I beat a Somali girl up so badly
In my teens - she pursued a
Case against me

I won btw

 

[Starscream]

I have a court case this Monday and im scared if I lose the case I will be looking at three years in Jail I didn't commit the crime in question and I have two witnesses on my side but the thing is the victim is Autistic and they will take his side due to his illness can you guys give me advice on how I should present myself in order to get the jury on my side im an innocent man and I didn't commit the crime can you guys help a fellow somali out I have a lot to lose

Here is an advice bring a lubricant

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

I beat a Somali girl up so badly
In my teens - she pursued a
Case against me

I won btw

You can just pursue a case in the UK? In grade 8 I beat the shit out of this Somali kid, the cops came and told us to part ways and never call them again. That's the closest I came to being charged.

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

Here is an advice bring a lubricant

He is not looking forward to it. Why would he bring a lubricant? His goal is to impede any assault on his butthole at all costs, not to make it easy for them.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

All you need your lawyer to
Do is make a case for reasonable
Doubt.

Don't stress- have you contacted
Your phone service provider -
They can verify you being at
home

But that may be hard to get of them

I haven't contacted them but thanks for telling me now I have an extra evidence against this lying doocil let's just pray the kids kicks the bucket before Monday

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

@Geeljire sanbuur Let your lawyer do all the talking. All you have to do is say your name when asked and give yes or no answers. You don't have to give a speech. Don't get brave and try to give a passionate speech in your defence. You will speed up your guilty finding.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

It also said in the victim's statement that I was a black boy around 17 18 and I told my lawyer am somali not black and he said your right thats reasonable doubt right there f*ck me!! this case is looking alot on my side the more I think about it

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

I beat a Somali girl up so badly
In my teens - she pursued a
Case against me

I won btw

Lmaoo why did she snitch on you that turncoat rat

 

[Starscream]

He is not looking forward to it. Why would he bring a lubricant? His goal is to impede any assault on his butthole at all costs, not to make it easy for them.

And when he fails that goal this is his back up goal

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

And when he fails that goal this is his back up goal

But this is your plan A isn't it :siilaanyosmile:

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Here is an advice bring a lubricant

When I beat the case imma bring a lubricant for your sisters tight punani

 

[Starscream]

But this is your plan A isn't it :siilaanyosmile:

Ask your sister who's booty hole is probably whistling from last night:siilaanyosmile:

 

[mrcool]

What did you do exactly?

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Ask your sister who's booty hole is probably whistling from last night:siilaanyosmile:

Starscream your sister been ran through every qabil please pay for her fgm for gods sake

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

Ask your sister who's booty hole is probably whistling from last night:siilaanyosmile:

You jumped on a thread and suggested the man lube up his asshole to make it easier. Kill yourself. @Reiko karbaash him

 

[Starscream]

When I beat the case imma bring a lubricant for your sisters tight punani

Child predator can't help yourself but to run back to abu tyrone in jail:siilaanyolaugh:

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Child predator can't help yourself but to run back to abuse tyrone in jail:siilaanyolaugh:

starscream your calling me child predator your user name screams child predator