I might be going Jail this Monday

[Zailah]

Kkkk I don't think I will have issues in jail

You look caato, I wouldn’t be so sure

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

You look caato, I wouldn’t be so sure

I will be protected by the somali I know in jail nothing to worry about only nittys and cadaans get bullied in jail

 

[Zailah]

I will be protected by the somali I know in jail nothing to worry about only nittys and cadaans get bullied in jail

Hayee wayahay

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Hayee wayahay

Lets just hope I don't go jail lmao

 

[Zailah]

Lets just hope I don't go jail lmao

Good luck

 

[SomaliWadaniSoldier]

Such a powerful trolling skills

 

[Gojo Satoru]

Don't drop the soap

 

[Shamis]

I think he's serious.

Such a powerful trolling skills

 

[Jodeci]

I asked my solicitor today and he gave me dead advice just wear whatever your comfortable in does this guy want me to wear a tracksuit and trainers horta

wear a suit and nothing flashy, wear something modest and humble, and for the love of God have a decent haircut, they judge so much in the courts

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

wear a suit and nothing flashy, wear something modest and humble, and for the love of God have a decent haircut, they judge so much in the courts

I wanna cut it but The thing is I’ve been growing my hair for a year and a half and it’s my trademark in ends so I can’t cut it I’ve settled with wearing my suit and neat Clark’s shoes with my hair slicked back into a hair band.

 

[CrazedOpal]

I have a court case this Monday and im scared if I lose the case I will be looking at three years in Jail I didn't commit the crime in question and I have two witnesses on my side but the thing is the victim is Autistic and they will take his side due to his illness can you guys give me advice on how I should present myself in order to get the jury on my side im an innocent man and I didn't commit the crime can you guys help a fellow somali out I have a lot to lose

If they would ever find this forum, then I would suggest you reword the bit about calling autism an illness. Maybe you'll get labeled as insensitive.. Juries can't legally find info on you, but they can still do it anyway, no one cares..

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

If they would ever find this forum, then I would suggest you reword the bit about calling autism an illness. Maybe you'll get labeled as insensitive.. Juries can't legally find info on you, but they can still do it anyway, no one cares..

Thanks fam imma do that right now I feel like the police watch my every step nowadays everywhere I go I see police I’m paro wallahi

 

[lone]

Keep to yourself. Many fallen geeljires around my area. Some did not even graduate high school before they got killed. One farah in particular was very funny in class. He was the class clown. Always cheery and provocative at the same time. He did not deserve to go at so young an age. I remember him sometimes. Life is a cruel . The good die young.

You are who you hang around with. Improve your circle. Cut out individuals who will lead you bad situations.

Good luck on your case.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Keep to yourself. Many fallen geeljires around my area. Some did not even graduate high school before they got killed. One farah in particular was very funny in class. He was the class clown. Always cheery and provocative at the same time. He did not deserve to go at so young an age. I remember him sometimes. Life is a cruel . The good die young.

You are who you hang around with. Improve your circle. Cut out individuals who will lead you bad situations.

Good luck on your case.

Thanks so much for the advice bro the thing is ive been laying low since I came back to the uk in 2015 I haven't even done the crime but because of my past friends ive been added into this case Ive been just practicimg my statement alll day and this may be the last times im ever on sspot but id like to say thanks to everyone for the support and advice on all my threads. And im so sorry about your boy fam Inshallah he goes to highest jannah

 

[Figo]

Wear a macwiis and cimaamad jar jaran nin wareersan bay kuu qadan and walah you win over the autistic fellow
Two can play the game.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Wear a macwiis and cimaamad jar jaran nin wareersan bay kuu qadan and walah you win over the autistic fellow
Two can play the game.

Ive been thinking about that aswell go in acting crazy but that will only take me to skitzo unit fam im good with dabcasr hairstyle and a suit

 

[ArchBishopofAtheism]

What are you charged with?

 

[The Cushitic One]

I have a court case this Monday and im scared if I lose the case I will be looking at three years in Jail I didn't commit the crime in question and I have two witnesses on my side but the thing is the victim is Autistic and they will take his side due to his illness can you guys give me advice on how I should present myself in order to get the jury on my side im an innocent man and I didn't commit the crime can you guys help a fellow somali out I have a lot to lose

Don't get raped- beat anyone
In your path when you get in

They will test you
@ArchBishopofAtheism is a prison Guard maybe he
can give you some Advice

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

What are you charged with?

I can't say that online archbishop

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Don't get raped- beat anyone
In your path when you get in

They will test you
@ArchBishopofAtheism is a prison Guard maybe he
can give you some Advice

This is uk noone gets raped here battboy shot is in america. I will just act like a salafi and im good noone can touch salafis in jail everyone in uk knows that