I might be going Jail this Monday

[Zailah]

Too right bro im thinking I should go for slicked back hair like dabcasar black and white suit and clean clarks shoes also going to add the glasses in to look extra nerdy and talk in the most posh voice I can do. Yeah and good point im gonna pray ten times a day until Monday from now on.

Don’t take the piss now. They’ll say your history so if they know you’re from Stratford, you’ll look silly

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

What you got to lose?

Ive got a son a fiance my job my uni a wife that are all depending on me fam

 

[GlitzyCue_]

I have a court case this Monday and im scared if I lose the case I will be looking at three years in Jail I didn't commit the crime in question and I have two witnesses on my side but the thing is the victim is Autistic and they will take his side due to his illness can you guys give me advice on how I should present myself in order to get the jury on my side im an innocent man and I didn't commit the crime can you guys help a fellow somali out I have a lot to lose

Wear a suit and cut your hair!
If you're innocent I would be more worried about the evidence/prove than what your wearing but to be representable a suit is always your best friend.

Not just witnesses but were there cameras in the area? Were you in the same location where the crime occurred? Do you know the victim? Etc.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Don’t take the piss now. They’ll say your history so if they know you’re from Stratford, you’ll look silly

Horta how do you im from stratford ?

 

[Mercury]

Ive got a son a fiance my job my uni a wife that are all depending on me fam

If you're innocent than why you worrying I got dragged to court for embezzlement guess what?

I walked free cause I was innocent

 

[Deactivated]

I agreed with everything you said until you called me black the part of my defence is that they got the description wrong and im not black it worked at the first hearing so it should work this Monday

Here's how your survive the next 10 years:

A) Stop dressing like a Neef

B) Stop hanging with Neefs

C) Stop speaking like a Neef

D) Stop thinking like a Neef

E) Accept that you are a Neef

F) Repeat A to E

 

[Zailah]

Horta how do you im from stratford ?

I didn’t. I just took a guess with the best road accent and I know it’s a hellhole there

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

If you're innocent than why you worrying

Im worrying because this is the uk fam they take cadaan boys side first and apparently the victim is autistic too he has no evidence against me just a accusation but im worried will take his side just because of my apperance

 

[Boqor]

Can't believe people are giving advice to this troll

 

[Deactivated]

Can't believe people are giving advice to this troll

There's five guest accounts lurking who actually have the same problem.lool

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

I didn’t. I just took a guess with the best road accent and I know it’s a hellhole there

Oh calm I thought you recognised me in my profile pic even though im a shadow there

 

[Zailah]

Oh calm I thought you recognised me in my profile pic even though im a shadow there

You look like a regular Farah, how can I recognise you

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Here's how your survive the next 10 years:

A) Stop dressing like a Neef

B) Stop hanging with Neefs

C) Stop speaking like a Neef

D) Stop thinking like a Neef

E) Accept that you are a Neef

F) Repeat A to E

Im not a neef larry why dont you stop being a stuckup a little and embrace your somalis instead of trying to be a white boy

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

You look like a regular Farah, how can I recognise you

calm fam I was just thinking you were someone I knew the way you clocked my ends

 

[Zailah]

calm fam I was just thinking you were someone I knew the way you clocked my ends

Loool be careful though, you won’t want to end up in HMP Wandsworth or Brixton

 

[Von]

Do you have a jury and if so whats the jury looking like?

 

[Shamis]

Good luck is all I can say.

 

[agnes]

I knew you were trouble when you walked in.

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Thanks for the advice guys we will see how it goes I think I will win Inshallah if I beat the case just know your in for more entertaining threads

 

[Geeljire Sandheer]

Loool be careful though, you won’t want to end up in HMP Wandsworth or Brixton

Kkkk I don't think I will have issues in jail